life hacks

Just in case you're a parent and trying to make your life raising a lil devil, just a bit easier. These could come in handy. 

Just in case you're trying to life hack your way into looking like that rich asshole, as cheap as possible. 

Consider these invaluable life hacks, for not eating your way into a 12-round bout with the nearest accessible toilet. Some fast foods just aren't worth that quick, terribly satisfying reward-satisfaction. 

It's dangerous to go alone...take these life cheat codes with you. 

It's dangerous to go alone, bring some IRL cheat codes for yourself out there. 

These'll help you out more than words can express! 

They won't even know what hit 'em. 

Simpler times. Better times! 

These are basically cheat codes for life. 

Nothing quite like the ingenuity that encompasses rule-breaking daredevils who don't want to take the time/money to play by life's rules. We can't advise you use any of these, but they're damn well interesting. 

Where were these pro tips when I was suffering through school. 

We all have those unspoken yet implied rules of conduct we're best served to try our very hardest to follow. Guy or girl code's another way of saying, how to not be a douchecanoe. Always, or at least as often as they can! 

Just cause you leave a lasting impression doesn't mean you'll be invited back...

Break these out next time sh*t hits the fan (and you want to make it worse).