Yeah. Don't do these things.
life hacks
Almost nothing beats that revolutionary feeling you get when you discover something that comepletely changes the way you do something every day. When something comes along that changes your entire perspecitve of the world and takes away even that slightest bit of mundane repitition.
Well I guarantee you, these life hacks are neither of those things. These life hacks are so bad that, if you were to enact all of them, you would be reduced to a crying huddled mess in just days time.
So read on, and enjoy these abysmal life hacks.
Via 007craft
The rent is too damn high, so this dude moved into a storage unit.
When this guy came back from a hike, he didn’t have an apartment, so after turning his car into one for a little while, he decided he needed a little more space.
He rented a 10x10x6 storage unit and fashioned it with a bed, entertainment system, running water, smart lights, and more. Not bad for $205 a month. He ended up staying there for two months, which has me rethinking my apartment. Who likes having houseguests anyway?
If you're a fan of those tiny house shows, then you have to check out this dude’s amazing storage unit apartment and his “camperized” Honda Civic.
Via @iliketweet
While most people in their 20s want credit for acting even remotely like adults, one woman has gone above and beyond what’s asked of someone being a grown up.
After ordering a new refrigerator, Clare decided to risk life and water filter by turning her fridge into a wine dispenser. All it took was a bottle of wine and the cold water filter in her fridge. Simply tilt the bottle into the water dispenser and out comes wine. Life hacks made easy.
My adult life just peaked pic.twitter.com/jU70YQL7VE
— Clare (@iliketweet) December 11, 2016
It takes a proud adult to risk ruining a brand-new fridge with a move like this, so we commend you, Clare. However, perhaps sensing the immense power at their finger tips, Clare and her boyfriend switched the filter back to water. They told Buzzfeed that their fridge and filter is fine, but what about the copycats? What of the poor filters that will be inevitably be ruined due to the sugary content of wine. Those tubes are going to be sticky for generations.
Via DaveHax
If you listen to Steve, that guy who stands at the end of my block holding a sign that reads “The End of Nigh,” then the end is nigh. Steve’s foresight that the world might be coming to an end should launch you into action, perhaps learning some important survival skills on how to survive the apocalypse. Sure, it’s important to know how to skin a deer with a paper clip, but also important, learning how to open a can of food with a spoon because the irony of having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is no longer going to scare us.
Or are we?
Luckily for you and Steve, a YouTuber is here to help. Popular Life Hacker Dave Hax, who should rebrand to "Life Hax" immediately and has taught us how to make a chocolate Coca Cola bottle and "magnetic slime," has the solution we've been looking for. In this video, Hax teaches you how to open those pesky Campbell's chunky soup cans with a spoon. Use this information well. When the mysterious race of cloaked mutants has taken the world’s supply of can openers, this video could save your life.
Be ready. Stay alive. Stock spoons.
