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Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults

There's no getting around the fact that children are just plain old strange. They're these miniature human beings that have an uncanny knack for spewing out wildly unexpected sentiments at a moment's notice. Naturally, some kids are more devious than others. Maybe you were one of those kids yourself. Hard pressed to follow the rules that the rest of society put in place, and told you to abide by. Maybe you were just channeling that oppositional energy from a young age, and it ended up getting you in a whole lot of trouble. If that's the case, you probably had your work cut out for you as you navigated the ins and outs of school. Oh, school. A time ripe for learning about the consequences of not following the rules. Maybe that rule breaking behavior ended up manifesting in you dishing out all kinds of creative and ridiculous insults to those around you.

This particular AskReddit thread honors the most outlandish and humorous insults that kids ended up coming up with. If you're an adult on the receiving end of one of these insults, hopefully you didn't take the insult seriously for a second, and instead appreciated that kid's ability to churn out some banter that you'd never heard before. Banter can certainly be fun if we allow ourselves to drop our guards, and just play along with it. Of course there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and that can end up being the time that kids are better educated on what they really shouldn't be saying to other members of society.

You don't want to end up growing up to be one of those adults with a nasty head on their shoulders, a misplaced moral compass, and a daunting inability to treat those around you with a sliver of respect. As with all matters of life, there's a strange balance to these things. We love a good roast or creative insult here. Especially when you get the ruthless silver tongued wordsmiths in the comments section that are ready to stir up all kinds of trouble. The YouTube comments section is really its own kind of comedy goldmine. You've got to love the internet for what it provides there. It can be this playground of sorts where everyone goes to work at trying out their most absurd insults. You just don't want to take things too far. Sometimes, you can get lost in the fun of a back and forth with another online user and end up saying something that you ultimately come to regret. But anyways, all ramblings about the wild realm of online banter aside, these kids certainly brought their A game for when it came to surprising folks around them with unexpected words of sheer ruthlessness. If anything, we'd have loved to been able to read more about the fallout from some of the more piercing insults. It really just boils down to whoever ends up receiving that insult. It'd sure be nice if everyone in the world had a great sense of humor, but thus is not always the case.

A collection of the funniest and most creative insults that kids have come up with. | recently working with kid and another teacher, and kid turned other teacher and said about she probably listens all by myself at night
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Yet another confirmation that kids are just plain old weird. They say the silliest things. You never really know what to expect. 

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Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Stuffed Animal Gains Cult Following

Sounds like an awesome teacher. Upgrading the stuffed octopus to account for all those snacks it was getting was a brilliant move. 

Teacher describes the time that their students started worshipping a stuffed octopus | myathesleepyoctopus Wait take back cant believe forgot about time brought small stuffed octopus as class mascot because why tf not class high schoolers and didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck snack and gave octopus as tribute. Which led other students doing same thing, until every day there pile offerings Fweej Overseer, mostly consisting things like string cheeses and small bags chip
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Tumblr Story: The Saga of "Me Boy" The Camp Zucchini

Kids are weird people. For some reason they have this drive to sarcastically worship strange idols, like the time this teacher's whole class started worshipping a stuffed octopus. It's a little comforting to know that people are strange everywhere and there's no escaping it, sort of like this epic tumblr saga of goat guy.

weird kids at camp worship me boy, incarnations of a zucchini | glumshoe can't do justice one weirdest camp stories know. My friend tells so well, and can offer only pale shadow his story. Last summer, he working with one younger units comprised ten year old boys. They had spent night camping on another beach and were just readying themselves depart Make sure have all things called my friend Don't leave anything behind!
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What a beautiful video capturing the genuine, shocked reaction of a man who learns that he's got three kids on the way. Whoa. Buckle up, dad. 

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Times The Quiet Kid Had Their Moment

Every school had it's extremely compelling drama, from ways people rebelled against school rules to weird and wild junk said by teachers. Every class had a quiet kid, and while that kid wasn't always the center of attention, they had their moments. When push came to shove, that quiet kid had something insightful or hilarious to say.

dramatic and interesting quiet kid moments | Chasesrabbits 20 hours ago friend mine had class college where professor offered extra credit person who could come up with best sentence using list made-up words he had found freshman papers winner quiet girl, with this gem Dude, do see chankles on girl going have go home and proiate."
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Entitled Mom Brings Kid To Daycare With Tablet, Gets Booted

Every parent has a different way of parenting, but that doesn't really fly when it comes to dropping off your kids at a daycare business. This lady tried to undermine the rules and it got her the boot. Hopefully that kid will one day learn to exist without a tablet. For another entitled parent moment, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their own kid not showing up to virtual class.

entitled mom lets kid have tablet at daycare and gets kicked out | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/porosisr 14 hours ago O 18 17 S 15 E 16 2 AITA not changing my rules and terminating care have home daycare like think pretty lenient but do have one big rule: Don't make bad guy understand might have different rules but don't make child resent by not backing dn Anyway, another rule is don't allow outside toys or electronics. Kids can bring stuffed animals nap if they're sleeping on rest mats but don't
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Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

Let it be no surprise that kids are weird and dumb. Not only do they not know things and have bad ideas, they can also be extremely creepy and weird. We remember all the stupid and psychopathic crap we did as kids, and acknowledge that it's best to keep your distance from this unaccountable and idiotic group of people. There are more than enough moments to confirm that kids are weird and dumb.

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but
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Toddlers' Most Ridiculous Temper Tantrums

All the parents of this world know that toddlers are ready to stage a completely hysterical meltdown over just about anything. It could be that penny that they discovered in a drawer around the house that they wanted to eat. Or maybe, it's because you told them that they have to wear a shirt. If anything, it's insightful lists like these that could ultimately end up convincing some people that they absolutely don't want to do the whole parenting thing. 

A collection of the most ridiculous temper tantrums that toddlers ever staged. | Representative_Rest2 1d 3 2 Awards wouldn't let her eat penny she found dryer
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Entitled Stepfamily Plays Holiday Manipulation Game, Revenge Ensues

It sounds like this entitled family got exactly what they deserved. Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like a whole bunch of toxic manipulation. This family was certainly laying that on real thick. Gifts can really end up being their own kind of weapon. If you're looking for more juicy holiday content check out some of the most ridiculous requests that mall Santas received

Entitled stepfamily ends up getting a bunch of terrible holiday gifts. | r/ProRevenge u/EisForElbowsmash 20h Join 8 e 5 3 6 B 6 Mess with my christmas? Pardon as ruin yours posted this r/entitledparents and suggested might enjoy here have edited slightly comply with rule 9 this sub, enjoy. TL:DR at end. This slow burn starts full year and half before my plan came into effect. Earlier year, my Dad quite sensibly suggested with size our family Christmas party skip generation with gifts ease
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Funniest Toddler Breakdowns That Parents Witnessed

To be a parent is to be subjected to a continual emotional rollercoaster, as you work on raising your devilish children into reasonably functional adults. The toddler phase especially is marked by a steady procession of spontaneous, and absolutely explosive emotional meltdowns. You never know what bone a toddler will have to pick with the world. Every day brings with it a new internal struggle in the life of a toddler. These toddler breakdowns are certainly something else. 

A collection of the funniest toddler breakdowns that parents witnessed. | Fluffyfluffycake 2d 1 Award My boy cried after stuffing his sandwich VHS recorder (early 90s there no movie about sandwiches. Reply 977
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Dad Memes for the Dads Out There

If you're a dad, know a dad, or have even seen a dad these will resonate with extra fatherly dad-ishness. Here are some dad memes to keep those dads going through these dark times. There's just a lot of rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets | I thought my 6 year old smuggling pipe into school s just kazoo, either way he's grounded. wooden box with a golden kazoo.
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Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

This parent had a rough night of sleep, and proceeded to fall into such a mental fog that they forgot what day it was, and literally forget that their kid was at school. The pure panic that they must've endured upon waking up from that deep slumber, and assuming that their kid had been taken must've been the stuff of nightmares. 

Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might
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Dad Of Girl Wants To Ask Doc How To Increase Chances Of Having Boy

Man, some people need swift reality checks more than others. This dad came out of left field with his whole bit about wanting a baby boy instead of a baby girl. Even if that were the case for whatever reason, that's definitely something that you keep to yourself and ultimately (hopefully) inwardly reflect on, and proactively work to change that mindset. Naturally, the folks of Reddit's AITA community were relentless with their disapproving remarks about this dad's decision. Maybe it all served as the wakeup call that he sorely needed. 

Dad of girl wants to ask the doctor how to increase his chances of having a boy. | AITA asking doctor increase chances having boy next time? Asshole Found out today at ultrasound my wife is pregnant with twin girls wasn't mad, but let down because already have two daughters and said C'mon an accident only meant say my head but guess so frustrated came out my mouth and said out loud. But fine because everybody laughed asked doctor could increase chances having boy next time, and he recommended
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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.
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