kids

My dad would have said my car doesn't need an extra virgin. The dads involved mostly responded positively. You can kind of gauge their opinion of their kid based on how they reacted. When the daddest dads aren't getting pranked, they're making epic puns and dad jokes.

What can we say? Kids are dumb. Growing up, everyone had that kid at school who tried to get away with as much BS as possible. Sometimes a kid tried to convince everyone else he had a pet dinosaur, or that his dad was a secret agent. And since we were all kids and no one knew better, sometimes we'd go on believing these idiotic lies for days before that same kid's dad picked him up from school in his catering truck. Lying to kids seems to be a big part of the human experience, hence these adults who are still salty about the unjust lies they were told as kids. Some people are just dumb and try lying to their healthcare professionals. And some people still try to lie online just for fake internet points.

Part of childhood is just being a weird and stupid kid and learning how the rules of life work. But for a while there, you get to do some pretty strange stuff and adults just think that it's fine. Here are things kids do all the time that could get you sent to jail as an adult.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the "little kid" things that they refuse to stop doing, even though they're expected to act like an adult. The daily grind of trying to make it in this world is hard enough. Let the people have their fun with treasured pastimes like Legos, sliding across wooden floors in socks, or using the force to open automatic doors like a total badass. 

It's not necessarily their fault, but kids are weird and dumb. They get themselves into impossible situations and make ridiculous mistakes. If you witnessed an adult doing any of this stuff, you'd probably try to avoid eye making eye contact with them here on out. Again, they're learning and it's not completely their fault, but holy crap kids are dumb little idiots.

Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for parents to share their harrowing experiences with what drove them to disown their children. The resulting stories are pretty dang heartbreaking. Proceed at your own risk. 

Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.

There are two things that make us wish we could go back in time, straight to the 90s. The first one is the general annoyance of adult life and all the complete BS you have to deal with in the working world. The second is sweet, sweet 90s nostalgia. And an added third I guess would be that we could bet on Super Bowl winners.

Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.

These kids and their meltdowns don't look too far off from how adults can feel muddling through a busy work week, and just wanting to cry about it. Sometimes you just need to melt into a hysterical puddle of emotional despair. 

People assume it's easy to be a kid, like the whole "not working or paying taxes" thing. That said, a lot of us forget about the challenges of growing up. A lot of being a kid is learning how stupid you are, and discovering all the ways the world can disappoint you. These result in meltdowns over stupid things. Seriously, kids have a lot of dumb meltdowns.

Moms have an uncanny knack for storming the world of social media with unfiltered savagery. These instances of moms saying stupid, delusional, and outright ridiculous shit in Facebook groups are a testament to that fact. Whether it's a mom being comforted for doing a terrible job at whole homeschooling mom by other Karens in her Facebook group, or the mom who is jealous that her husband calls her stepdaughter cute...these are guaranteed to trigger some groans in the audience.