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Proof Kids Are Dumb As Rocks And Weird As Heck

If you knew anyone who did even one thing an 8 year old does on a regular basis, you'd kick them out of your friend group instantly. A grown man who thirsts for bleach and poops his pants when he doesn't get mac and cheese? It's no wonder "childish" is an insult for adults. Kids are just weird and dumb people. We know, because we remember.

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Son With Heroic Willpower Outsmarts Parents' Sticker System

When trained the mind can be a beautiful instrument. Even without the training it's as if some of us are born with a bit more willpower than others. Sometimes that willpower can end up showing itself at a very young age. Especially during those toddler years that are already susceptible to all kinds of tomfoolery. There's something about kids during those years where they just can't be bothered to give a dang. This kid certainly showed off some impressive willpower. They're clearly going places. 

Son with a heroic level of willpower ends up outsmarting parent's sticker system.
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Twitter Thread: Strict Parenting Sets Kids Up For Failure

It's not completely outside the ordinary to see people end up acting like little rascals in response to the airtight confines of strict parenting. There's something hardwired into so many of us that creates a situation where we find ourselves rebelling just for the sake of being defiant. So, you put a kid in an environment where they're regularly being told what they can't do, with little room being left for them to let their wings fly, and you've pretty much got a situation ripe for rule breaking behavior. Naturally, this Twitter thread about how strict parenting can have the capacity for setting kids up for failure later in life, made some waves on Twitter. 

A Twitter thread argues that strict parenting actually sets kids up for failure later in life.
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Mom Has Lapse In Judgment, Buys Children Tons Of Mentos And Coke, Chaos Ensues

Mom's heart was in the right place. The only problem is that she might've been blinded by the love she clearly has for her children. Because, dude, Coke and Mentos is a literal recipe for disaster. And then you throw in a bunch of hyperactive kids? Oh, the end times have arrived. Hopefully mom was able to get the situation under control, and is able to impart her hard-earned wisdom upon anyone other parents in her social circle that (somehow) might not know better. 

Mom makes a grave mistake, ends up buying her kids a ton of Mentos and Coke.
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Proof That Kids Are Strange, Dumb People

There's no question that kids are stupid and weird. We remember being stupid and weird. We remember having ridiculous beliefs. We remember thinking that the teacher lived at the school and that adults knew what they were talking about. We remember drawing mustaches on ourselves with permanent marker. Kids are just dumb and weird, and time only sort of remedies that.

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Most Hilarious "Kid Logic" Moments

There's no denying the fact that kids can oftentimes just be plain old weird and dumb. Harsh, but inarguably true. Their brains seem to operate at a different frequency, and slowly, maybe surely, as they get older they fall back in line with the rest of the way the world thinks. Before that though, we all get to witness hilarious moments of completely, strikingly clueless "kid logic." 

A collection of the funniest "kid logic" moments that people have ever witnessed.
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Inarguable Signs that Kids are Stupid and Weird

There's no question that kids are stupid and weird. We remember being afraid of getting flushed down the toilet as much as anyone else. All we can say is it's a shame that the natural state of a human being is to be so harmfully stupid. How did any of us make it this far? Growing up, was anyone else astounded that car blinkers somehow predicted exactly which way a car would turn every time? Seriously, there are too many clear signs that kids are weird and dumb.

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Worst Baby Names People Have Encountered

Some baby names are far worse than others. You might've encountered a baby name out in the wild that left you mystified, troubled, helplessly confused. It's as if the parents had a terrible lapse in judgement, and for whatever reason decided to curse their poor kid with a name that would go on to haunt them into their later years. Hopefully none of these ring a bell. For a similar AskReddit thread check out some dumb baby names that parents (somehow) had to be talked out of

A collection of the worst baby names that people have ever encountered.
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Moments That Show How Dumb and Strange Kids Are

It's no question that kids are stupid and weird. They're horrible liars, they don't know how to read, they lack basic coordination skills and a lot of them look like they've never worked a day in their life. From sharpie-ing the dog to attempting to eat wax fruit, there's more than enough proof that kids are stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | My kids were always complaining about getting heel bread loaf, so started flipping over and putting end side down so they wouldn't know. | Blind Myself With Lamp No Reason
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Deaf Kids Learn About Farts

This teacher's viral story about teaching deaf kids how farts work is a hilariously wholesome little tale. Taking a moment and picturing the look of shock and the confusion thereafter on these kids faces as they learn about the wild world of farts is just golden. 

Deaf kids learn about how farts work | Anna Trupiano Monday at 2:30 PM O Today 1st grade one my Deaf students farted loudly class and other students turned look at them following is snippet 15 minute conversation happened entirely American Sign Language among group Deaf students and. Kid 3 do know which farts they can hear and which farts they can't Hmmm know sometimes can feel butt move fart lot those they can hear. But if butt doesn't move 's more likely they didn't hear Kid 1: TELL THEM STOP
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Creepy Times People's Kids Mentioned "Past Lives"

Kids are weird and they lie a lot, but there's a really strange tendency for three and four-year-olds to mention "back when I flew helicopters in 'nam" or "my previous mother wasn't as nice as you." Is it a weird combination of dreams they had, the power of suggestion, and the fact that kids sometimes don't know what they're saying? Almost certainly. Is it also extremely creepy when a very small child insists that they were a crooked cop who was buried in an unmarked grave? Very much so, yeah. Here's a twitter thread of people's kids saying similarly creepy stuff.

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Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family

We'd bet that a lot of parents out there are bound to relate to this hilariously wholesome accident. Apparently the whole family ended up getting accidentally "sleeptrained" by a strangely adorable little stuffed worm toy thing. Whatever works, I guess. 

Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.
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Parents and Their "I Just Looked Away For a Second" Moments

Oh, the unparalleled panic of losing your kid at the store. It's common knowledge that kids are weird and dumb, and as it stands they shouldn't be trusted. Look away for a second and they're off trying to drink toilet water or join a new family. Sure, we eventually grow to resent the illogical things our parents do, but for a real long time it's you being the idiot.

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28 Decent Reasons Not To Have Children

There's too much proof out there that kids are stupid and weird. Sure, they have a few legitimate reasons for their uncontrollable dumbness, like the fact that their brains aren't done developing. But that's not enough. These things will walk around like they own the place, getting their heads stuck in fences and spilling syrup everywhere. Kids are just weird and stupid people.

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Sit back and watch in troubled wonderment as a kid provides his own slightly unexpected resolution to the infamous trolley ethics dilemma. Suffice to say, we didn't see things going like they did. Kid didn't even hesitate.