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Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin
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Parenting Attempts That Almost Nailed It

These parenting attempts definitely came from a warm and loving place. That being said, they definitely err on the side of being absolutely absurd. 

A collection of times that parenting was almost done correctly | TOY JAIL left out and picked up, Ive got stuff. youre out luck get back, please do chore, Then its yours, just like before Mummy
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Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks

Did anyone need any more proof that kids are stupid and weird? Probably not. We remember all the times we tried to hide behind a window or cried because we ate all of our french fries. Most of us grow out of it, but we also leave behind too many moments that prove kids are dumb and weird.

Stupid and weird things kids did | My 7 year old son's brilliant way never lose only key he has this lock
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Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids

You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

Stories of the weirdest things people did as kids | IrrationallyCalm 43.4k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 回22 S around 8 years old liked way clean towels tasted. Something really enjoyed putting towel over straw, and drinking kool-aid through My mother wasn't fan having white towels covered with red spots, so she put stop pretty quick.
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Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Stuffed Animal Gains Cult Following

Sounds like an awesome teacher. Upgrading the stuffed octopus to account for all those snacks it was getting was a brilliant move. 

Teacher describes the time that their students started worshipping a stuffed octopus | myathesleepyoctopus Wait take back cant believe forgot about time brought small stuffed octopus as class mascot because why tf not class high schoolers and didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck snack and gave octopus as tribute. Which led other students doing same thing, until every day there pile offerings Fweej Overseer, mostly consisting things like string cheeses and small bags chip
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Proof that Kids are Stupid and Weird

It's a well known fact that kids aren't smart people. They might become smart people someday, but even that isn't a sure thing. We don't even need evidence that kids are stupid and weird because we were kids and we just know how dumb we were. No matter what you tell em, they're still gonna be dumb and weird.

Funny moments of kids being dumb and weird | cassietotallyjust first grade wanted grow up be bird and one day remember my neck and arms being covered little red bumps and thought transformation beginning and ran my teacher crying saying wasn't ready become bird yet and turned out just allergic yogurt and wasn't turning into bird at all
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A Few Compelling Reasons to Not Have Kids

If you're the kind of person who likes sleeping and not cleaning chocolate sauce out of your couch, it's good to think really hard about the decision to have kids. Kids are stupid and weird and disaster tends to follow them, so let these be a reminder. We remember being weird and dumb kids, and we're not sure if we'd want to deal with us.

Big messes kids made | child sitting on the floor with colored pens drawing on a white dog | young kid smearing chocolate syrup on a cushion of a white couch while two dogs watch from behind
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What a beautiful video capturing the genuine, shocked reaction of a man who learns that he's got three kids on the way. Whoa. Buckle up, dad. 

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Woman Demands Apology From Mom In Front Of Her Kids

This woman put up with a whole lot of chaos from some kids that were staying in a neighboring hotel room. Ultimately, she decided to remove herself from the situation. When the mom of the kids realized this was happening, she proceeded to make all of her kids apologize to her. Sounds like she was having none of the mom's attitude, and proceeded to ask for her to apologize. Mom did not take too kindly to this request. 

Woman demands an apology from a mom in front of her kids, and she gets mad | AITA asking an apology mom front her kids 25F) am traveling work and staying at hotel sitting my room and hear yelling and screaming other room sounds like there are people running into walls and TV is blasting am used some noise hotels is only natural, but this excessive say least. Over next hour noise continued and based on could tell at least mother and her children knew this because seemed like every ten minutes mom
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Moments People Realized They Weren't Kids Anymore

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the moments people have experienced where they realized they weren't kids anymore. As we grow up, many of us look back on the days of our youth, longing for that simpler time when worries were nonexistent altogether. Or if there were worries, they were completely silly and of little importance at all. Some of these might strike a chord. 

Moments that people realized they weren't kids anymore | letionbard 15h some doctors or teachers are younger than Reply 1 2.3k
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Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Kids give people way too much proof that they're stupid and weird. They have completely irrational fears, make horrible choices and they're easily tricked. We know because we remember having irrational fears, making horrible choices and being tricked. They usually get better, but in the meantime here are moments that show kids are dumb and weird

Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged
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Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.
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Most Trivial Things People Miss About Their Childhood

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most trivial things people miss from their childhood. Oh, to be a kid again. It's a strange time when if one is lucky, their world isn't burdened by the wealth of "adulting concerns" that otherwise can haunt one's existence as they grow older. 

People share the most trivial things they miss about their childhood | cptadder 18h miss arcades miss mall North Carolina 's long since closed down had an amazing Toy's R Us across street Spinnaker's at one end mall which made entire wing smell like amazing fresh bread 24/7 and about 25 stores had wood panel walls see smoke shops most places went through North Carolina last year after being away 15+ years and crap some malls had gotten and fact South Square shut down devastated most fact fields
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Moments that Show Kids are Dumb and Weird

Kids are some of the dumbest, strangest people on the planet. They have ridiculous beliefs, are easy to trick, and can't do anything for themselves. It's so bad that to call someone childish is an enormous insult. Sure, their brains aren't fully formed, but holy crap are kids stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and strange | Jared Goldstein @heyjaredhey 1d 10 told my mostly white class Japanese and little white girl raised her hand and said can't say Japanese have say Asian and everyone agreed. O 911 277,264 126K Show this thread
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Dad Uses Son's College Fund To Remodel Home

It's all about the context here in this particular AITA. Dad had saved money for his son's college fund, which ultimately didn't end up getting used, because his son decided to drop out. Fast forward, and the son is asking his dad if he could tap into the college fund for what sounds like newlywed expenses/alleviating debt. Dad was not about it, because the whole point of the money was for it to be used for college. 

Dad uses his son's college fund to remodel home, and son gets upset. | AITA using my son's college fund remodel my home have consistently put money away my kids' college funds since they were young. Their education important worked very hard get my degree and eventually my Master's didn't want my kids be burden or worried about funds they went school. My son got into decent school and started off well. Then his grades slumped and he said he dropping out. He's now 23 and has been bouncing one odd
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