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Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the slang terms that dads can use the next time they want to embarrass their daughters. You can just picture silly dads breaking these out the next time they're possessed with the urge to make their kids feel awkward. Oh boy. 

A collection of slang terms that dads can use to embarrass their daughters | FaroutIGE 2y while reading paper just quietly and slowly say gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gangggg whatever tune feel like recommend channeling sinatra
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Kid's actually a couple hundred years old. Maybe even older than that. Nobody knows. 

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Toddler Leaves Unwanted Artwork On Car, Detailer Restores Faith In Humanity

What a wonderfully wholesome turn of events. Sometimes human beings tap into the element of surprise, and put some welcomed goodness back into the universe. This appears to be one of those times. 

Toddler leaves unwanted graffiti on car | Cheers and Jeers Conversation Starter 2 hrs Cheers lovely artwork left on my car by cute little toddler next door. As much as l'd love keep think would have been better have drawn picture using markers and paper and would have proudly hung on my refrigerator. Unfortunately gonna have buff out her masterpiece, so cheers detailer who can buff out scratches and leave my car looking good as new! Write comment GIF
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Weirdest Things People Believed As Kids

People are sharing the weirdest and most outlandish things they believed as children. It's no surprise that our minds are ripe for hatching up all kinds of irrational and creative beliefs, while we're kids. Whether it's something fun like believing in a Cheerios Bee, or maybe something more sinister like believing in a scary alien creature that lives in the vents in your house; kids really dig deep for what they believe could be a real thing. 

People share various strange things that they believed as kids | Asakopt3r 14h S1 Award Honey Nut Cheerios bee. No word lie thought he real don't know why. Nobody told he real just something accepted my older step-sister told Santa and Tooth Fairy weren't real burst into tears and said Cheerios bee, too?"
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Kidtastic Moments Of Hilarious Proportions

Kids have a knack for keeping everyone in the room on their toes. You never know if something you say to a kid is going to be taken completely literally. Like that one parent, who said "see ya later alligator", and proceeded to get called a chicken by their kid. The kid was clearly just trying to play the game with their logic. We certainly laughed way too hard at these. 

A collection of funny moments from parents about the ridiculous stuff their kids do | Reese's Puffs SWEET &CRUNCHY CORN PUFFS MADE WITH REAL REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER PER COP why did do this | captain corrigan @sophiaallenx So my 4 year old nephew asked draw him Harry Potter, he then excitedly shouted DO LEGS stick figure legs attached to a detailed drawing of a head
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Woman Protests Sister's Adoption of Kid with Name She Wanted to Use

It's interesting to see just how petty people can get. As the story goes, her twin sister wants to adopt a kid with a name she already wanted to use. She refuses to change the name she chose, and also refuses to name her kid the same thing. She asked the internet if she was being the problem here and the internet let her know. People get into some surprisingly weird drama over stealing baby names.

Woman wants to use baby name of sister's adopted kid | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/skearns68 9 hours ago AITA having an issue with my sister's child's name? My sister S and are identical twins always felt like never been allowed have my own things have rhyming names, my mom always tried get us matching clothes, and shared bedroom s never bothered S like bothers She always wanted do same activities as and hang out with my friend group.
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Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids | been having hard day last two years anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises
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Parenting Tweets About Homeschooling During Quarantine

Parents are expressing their moments of frustration and amusement that are popping up as they go about homeschooling their kids, during this time of quarantine. With the schools shutting down everywhere due to the Coronavirus, the appreciation for teachers and what they provide to kids has absolutely skyrocketed. Teaching restless students, and getting them to stay on task, is no easy job. 

A collection of parenting tweets about the struggles of teaching kids at home during Quarantine | Erica L. Green @EricaLG My 5-year-old just now after got done work packet her teacher sent home O.K phonics. Now have snack. And then put our head down. And then go get some more air kids are going get us through this.
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This kid's just trying to tell his mom that money doesn't matter. Apparently he was busy passing out money to all the kids at school. 

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Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it's not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

Kids being weird, funny and stupid | My son asked combine two animals his biology class ELE PHUCK child drawing crayon art elephant with a duck bill
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People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share what happened after they let their moms count to zero. Sometimes the results were rage-fueled, while other times the moms just bit their tongues and counted it out again. All in all, this thread is just our kind of silly. 

People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.
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Kid Produces Bloody Grin for Teacher Who Took Lip Balm

Being a kid in the world of adults can be a strange thing. None of us want to go back to the dark days of being small and unable to explain ourselves to grown ups. Crap like this is super common, and this is the story of one little girl who took it to the extreme to get her Carmex back. Here are stories of ways people rebelled against unfair school rules.

Story of girl who shows teacher horrible chapped lips after she takes carmex | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by Punchology Teacher tells my little sister she can't have her lip balm, sister gives her shriek inducing smile. This is my sister's story, but 's too good not share. This back she second grade, and this girl perfect child wish kidding, but no
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Parents Describe Their Toddlers' Unanswerable Questions

Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?

Parents describe questions that their toddlers asked them that they just couldn't answer | reddit posted by blue-waters86 This isn't why question, but my kid asked s favourite stairs two weeks ago and still confused white staircase with black railing
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Stupid Things People Believed as Kids

It's no myth that children are bizarre and stupid. They believe every lie, have a horrible sense of logic, and a lot of them can't read. So it makes sense that many of us remember the incredibly dumb things we believed as children. Some of them even make some sense before you remember how stupid you were.

Funny and stupid things people believed when they were children | Diesell23 some reason thought every car made had do crash test. Probably because my dad once told our car had very good rating crash test amazed by fact all cars were repaired so well before being sold.
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Dad Passes Away, Kid Discovers His Notebook, The Feels Ensue

This quick and emotional story has left us convinced that there are ninjas in here cutting onions. Tears are potentially falling, man. That being said, it sounds like this kid made quite the beautiful discovery upon his dad's passing. A beautiful tale. 

Kid discovers his dad's notebook after he passes away from lung cancer | greentext 4chan Anonymous >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on
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