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Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

Nobody needs a study to let them know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember our idiotic beliefs and misconceptions as kids that we honestly believed for way too long. Kids aren't just wrong a lot, they're also terrible at doing things. For all their mistakes and misdeeds, there are a lot of funny moments of kids being stupid and weird.

funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes
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Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

This quick and funny Tumblr post does a splendid job at highlighting one of the many moments of confusion that can arise between kids and their parents. The reality is that kids are just plain old weird and dumb. But like, in a nice innocent way. They do the silliest things, but it's all part of the inevitable process of growing up and slowly learning how this wild world works. 

A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes
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Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

There's no getting around the fact that all of us have had our lives turned upside down in one way or another amidst these difficult times. Many folks have been forced to adopt a remote routine for their work situation. This can make for quite the hilarious, occasionally vulgar interruptions. It's hard, man. You're often sharing a space with other human beings that are just trying to go about their own business. In this case, we have parents describing their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. If these tweets got you going, check out more tweets that capture the emotional rollercoaster of parenting over here

Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer
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Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

It's not a question that kids are weird and dumb. They'll take multiple bites of fake fruit, lie about objective facts, and cover themselves in house paint for no reason. Everyone knows a few moments that prove the weird dumbness of children, especially when it comes to the stupid things they remember themselves doing. 

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past
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Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

There's no denying that kids are just plain weird. Many of us might be able to recall (or have heard about) our own struggles with grasping the English language while growing up. The genuine moments of confusion when it comes to being able to accurately express oneself as a kid growing up, can make for some truly hilarious moments. Like these. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post about how trees are actually low key monsters.

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something
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Woman Trains Cousin's Terrible Kids like Dogs

Having a family member straight up dump their kids on you is an unfair situation, especially when said kids are undisciplined little monsters. This person decided to do the best they could and broke out the M&Ms to condition these kids. Not everyone was so happy about it. For some more questionable parenting, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

Woman uses candy to get her cousin's kids under control | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/throwawayAAAAAHHHHH 15 hours ago 24 12 14 3 14 4 AITA keeping my promise training her kids like dogs if/ my cousin dumps them on sorry if title isn't accurate can't think another description describe training My cousin Amy (25F) has (6M) twins and has nasty habit dumping them onto relatives babysit entire day without any warning or regard their time 27F have very strained relationship with her but because my
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Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying
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Tumblr Post: Kids' Hilarious Misconceptions About Teachers

Apparently a fair number of kids have a hard time believing that teachers are real people. Many of us have had those experiences where we came across our teachers out in the wild, far removed from the classroom, and were genuinely puzzled at how the teachers were outside the classroom. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how dwarves' beards are too smart for their own good.

A Tumblr post about kids' various hilarious misconceptions about teachers | icouldwritebooks love little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions s going on. So far encountered following: 1. T had been teaching little girl several months one day she said My mother says real person, not an app. If real person, show husband.
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Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

Just cause that kid's playing with a Barbie doesn't mean that they're not an absolute force to be reckoned with, when it comes to a little scrap on the playground. This Tumblr thread shines a welcomed light on the importance of not being a presumptuous fool, who assumes that a kid isn't tough as nails, because of their gender or what toys they choose to play with. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how Tom Clancy's brain freaked out the US military.

A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.
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Pettiest Things Adults Did To Kids

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the pettiest things that adults did to kids. You better not get any dang ideas. And if you do just remember that there will be a spiteful little cretin full of devilish persuasion ready to act on your antics. 

A collection of stories from people that did petty things to kids | DingDongDutchie 3h My swimming teacher removed my inflatable armbands while swimming deep part pool because not paying enough attention out excitement. Reply
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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown | r/tifu u/DeathclawTamer TIFU by giving my colleague nervous breakdown by predicting future M Happened 2 weeks ago and concluded this morning and my collegaues have good morning' call Mondays where just have chat about weekend, talk about football, rugby and interesting things have done. All chat and banter going well start talk about kids. Couple my colleagues have twins (one has grown up twins think 23
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Come on, Dad. Ignorance is bliss. Don't do your daughter like that. Nobody really wants to think about where sausages come from. 

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Prime Examples That Kids Are Dumb and Weird

Sure, children aren't exactly full-on people with cognitive skills or hand-eye coordination, but that shouldn't give them an excuse for being some of the stupidest and weirdest people ever. Kids are dumb and weird. Everyone knows it, and everyone remembers it. Whether it was when we tried to hid behind sheer curtains or try to make a point, we were just proving that kids are strange and dumb.

Kids being strange and stupid | Chris Wilson @cwilso My My daughters built slug hospital and found 30 patients" who are now escaping and nothing parenting books prepared this. | He wants get on bus bus on TV snapchat of a baby crying
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It can be hard to come face-to-face with where your food comes from. In this case, this kid has an observant but not exactly factually accurate ascertainment of what a cow's udder is. Points for effort, though.

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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

funny moments of kids being weird and dumb | DROPPED TOILET PAPER TOILET BUT THEN WASHED soggy roll of toilet paper | Name each following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton geometry
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Random Things People Were Paranoid About As Kids

The rampant imaginations we have as children can make for some wild, irrational fears. That grandma who rapped off a horror story about dragon flies being able to sew people's mouths shut was really on one. Zero chill with that. Just picturing that as an adult is enough to give someone the chills. 

People describe the random things that they were paranoid about as children | ta_2_usd 18h My grandma told dragonflies would sew my mouth shut so yeah, dragonflies Reply 129
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