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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

funny moments of kids being weird and dumb | DROPPED TOILET PAPER TOILET BUT THEN WASHED soggy roll of toilet paper | Name each following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton geometry
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Random Things People Were Paranoid About As Kids

The rampant imaginations we have as children can make for some wild, irrational fears. That grandma who rapped off a horror story about dragon flies being able to sew people's mouths shut was really on one. Zero chill with that. Just picturing that as an adult is enough to give someone the chills. 

People describe the random things that they were paranoid about as children | ta_2_usd 18h My grandma told dragonflies would sew my mouth shut so yeah, dragonflies Reply 129
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Kids Of Karens Describe Their Experiences

Man, with all the stories about Karens going off on customer service employees and generally depositing large amounts of toxic energy into an otherwise peaceful environment, we hardly ever here from their kids about how difficult it is to have them as parents. This thread peels back the curtain on what it's like to grow up with a Karen as your mom. It's no easy situation. 

Kids with Karens as parents describe their experiences | RonSwansonsOldMan 1d My mom and grandma were both Karens. As kid, going out eat with them embarrassing ice cream too cold and coffee too hot. Reply
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Things That Got Way Harder With Age

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the things that people could do as kids that became way harder when they got older. It's funny how that works. Time does its thing, and all of a sudden, doing stuff like playing around on the dang monkey bars or screaming just cause you feel like it are completely ridiculous things to do as an adult. Getting older kind of sucks. 

A collection of things that got way harder as people got older reddit thread | Rockettokojiro monkey bars
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Comedy Gems From Twitter's Funniest Dad

Just in case you weren't already aware, James Breakwell is infamous in the Twitter realm for churning out comedy gems about the fleeting triumphs and frequent stresses of raising children. Any parent that has experienced the emotional rollercoaster of raising some kids will relate with these tweets. He also shares some funny moments from his marriage that are sure to strike some chords for married folks as well.

A collection of funny tweets from Twitter's funniest dad | James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn so out just asked my dog hand something be fair, he gave same blank stare my kids would have.
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Now this is what it's all about. Who knows what that bird wanted from that kid, but boy it wanted it bad. Pained screaming and utter freakout aside, props to that kid for staying on his scooter.

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Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

Dad jokes are one of those things that many of us have heard, and have a hard time not loving, even when all we want to do is shake our heads and stomp the ground in frustration. For more funny dad jokes, check out these utterly delightful dad jokes.

A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents
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People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share what happened after they let their moms count to zero. Sometimes the results were rage-fueled, while other times the moms just bit their tongues and counted it out again. All in all, this thread is just our kind of silly. 

People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.
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Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

There's no question that parenting is an emotional rollercoaster. Countless sleepless nights, and some kind of temper tantrum are regular occurrences for parents just trying to live some kind of remotely peaceful existence. This particular AskReddit thread considers some parents' most unexpected, absurd conversations that they've had with their toddlers. Some wild conversation topics from the thread include how it's not okay to color the cat, or how one is not advised to take lettuce to bed with them. 

Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.
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Things That Terrified People As Kids

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various things that petrified people as children. Some kids enter the world scared of everything. If they get lucky, they outgrow those fears and swap them out for adulting concerns like financial stress and health issues. Fun stuff. 

reddit thread about things that used to scare people when they were young kids | floppy--whale 19h 2 Awards Bees and wasps be honest sill prefer they don't buzz around but little remained SAFE 5 meters away them
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Dad had us going for a second there with the talk of being able to quit the job over 35,000. Then, of course, everything else happened. 

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Dad Re-Homes Son's Fifth Pet Hermit Crab

This dad asked the people of Reddit's AITA community whether or not he was in the wrong for taking the initiative and re-homing his son's fifth pet hermit crab. The whole idea of enabling a kid to have "practice pets" that are still very much so alive beings, is kind of twisted. On top of that, the decision to give the kid hermit crabs for his practice pet was misinformed and an ongoing lapse in judgement as well. Hermit crabs are very high maintenance, picky creatures that can also live upwards of 30 years! 

Dad decides to re-home his son's fifth pet hermit crab | AITA rehoming my son's (8yo) fifth pet hermit crab? My (37M) wife (35F) is really insistent on teaching our son (8M) responsibility most part have absolutely no problem with this. At 8 our son knows wash and fold his own laundry with our assistance and supervision) make simple meals like grilled cheeses eggs ect, and he keeps his room clean. He also has pet hermit crap. My wife bought pet store Thinking an easy pet teach our son
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Brutal Junk Kids Said to Adults

Untethered by the chains of shame, kids say some extremely brutal stuff to the people around them. It can be insulting, straight up psychopathic, and at worst, hauntingly accurate. Kids are mostly weird and dumb, and they often have stupid beliefs, but damn if they aren't sometimes savagely on the money.

Funny brutal insulting things kids said to adults | amalgamas 4.2k points 23 hours ago Little girl dressed as fast food worker Halloween being given shit by her aunt her "low choice" and she needed aim higher if she wanted succeed, whole thing really demeaning and weird. Girl fired back with only 12 s excuse being poor then?
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Dumb Junk People Believed as Kids

If you're new on the planet, it's extremely easy to mishear something once and have an extremely skewed idea of the world for a few years. Kids are dumb and weird, but usually the grow up into less dumb adults. Sometimes they don't, and people end of hearing the dumbest things ever.

funny and dumb things kids believed | rceg 10.5k points 2 days ago edited 2 days ago thought my TV too small see adults shows like Tom and Jerry and Powerpuff girls.
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Proof That Kids are Weird and Dumb

We all had some weird and backwards beliefs as kids. Some of us got tricked into "playing" video games on unplugged controllers. Some of us tried to hide behind see-though drapes. It's good that we learn from there, but it never undoes the stupid things kids do. Life gives us many moments of kids being stupid and weird

funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | daughter wakes up at 5am tell she has made caterpillar at preschool yesterday and continues talk about 2 hours and tells absolute HAVE pick up today! So arrived at preschool were handed THIS mean, where on earth do put this Everywhere put just looks like big .
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Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin
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