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Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

The truth stings! This parent lived to regret not listening to their kid's warning cries about hearing a bunch of sketchy buzzing from the attic. Fast forward to the dreadful experience of getting stung by hundreds of bees, and you've got one very painful lesson in the making. 

Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about
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Moments That Show How Kids Are Dumb Little Wierdos

Kids may be learning still, but that doesn't mean the things they do aren't strange and idiotic. Kids are weird and dumb. That's just how they're gonna be, and you can't do much about it. I mean, you can help them learn from their mistakes or whatever, but you can also laugh at kids for being stupid and weird.

Funny kids being stupid and weird | Trev97 just remembered got my first dog 7 and he 1 (7 dog years) and cried he turned 2 because didnt think 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with
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Stupid and Insane Things People Did as Kids

From the outright illegal and immoral to the straight-up Machiavellian or just plain stupid, these people admitted to the wild crap they did when they were stupid kids. We remember having ideas just as terrific as these people when we were running around with no parental supervision.

Stupid and insane things people did as kids | sippindrank Tried look at sun with magnifying glass.
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Tweets and Memes to Keep Dads Going Through These Dark Times

Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.

Funny tweets and memes about dads and parenting | monkey puppet meme Mom: Stop doing But dad lets Dad. dads wait everyone else wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am.
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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.
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When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb

We can't totally blame kids for being weird and dumb, but we can at least laugh at the stupid things they do, as well as the dumb things we did when we were kids. Strange and interesting things will come from the mind of a child who doesn't exactly know how the world works. They're constantly proving that they're stupid and weird.

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.
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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and
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Christmas Nostalgia Straight from the 80s

If you're just a horrible adult who needs pictures of Christmas morning to revitalize your holiday spirit, then here you go. If your family sucked at Christmas and you just wanna hate on all these kids that got what they wanted, you're free to do that too. Here's some more nostalgia for 80s and 90s kids. Going back further, here are some horrifically weird old-timey Christmas cards.

Photos of toys on Christmas morning from the 80s | excited child from the 80s holding a box labeled ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM Nintendo ACTION SET. bunch of kids under a christmas tree posing with a bike, a spaceship lego set and a large dog plushie
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Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip

Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip. 

An ex-Disney employee tells an emotional story about their time working there in a Reddit AMA | working City Hall one day two guests came with two little girls. One wheel chair and other one looked like she had just seen death. Both were cut and bruised and one wheelchair had her arm cast two women were actually nurses hospital and were asking refund on girl's tickets, something avoided doing at all costs asked why they told story two girls were with their mom and dad at Epcot and on way home
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Outlandish Lies that Kids Told Other Kids

What can we say? Kids are dumb. Growing up, everyone had that kid at school who tried to get away with as much BS as possible. Sometimes a kid tried to convince everyone else he had a pet dinosaur, or that his dad was a secret agent. And since we were all kids and no one knew better, sometimes we'd go on believing these idiotic lies for days before that same kid's dad picked him up from school in his catering truck. Lying to kids seems to be a big part of the human experience, hence these adults who are still salty about the unjust lies they were told as kids. Some people are just dumb and try lying to their healthcare professionals. And some people still try to lie online just for fake internet points.

Tweets of outrageous lies kids told each other.
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Parent Wants to Regift Kids Their Old iPads

This parent asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were being a jerk for regifting the iPads to their kids, after having already taken them away. The consensus on this one is pretty divided. Some people think it's a bad idea, and a cheap way to get out of gift-giving. While others think it's totally fine, and that the kids will be absolutely stoked to get their iPads back. 

Parent asks people on Reddit whether or not they're a jerk for regifting tablets on Christmas.
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Stupid Moments That Prove How Kids are Weird and Dumb

Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.

Moments of kids being strange, funny and stupid.
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If you look very closely you'll notice that she greatly enjoys playing the drums. 

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Things That are Fine for Kids to Do but Not Okay for Adults

Part of childhood is just being a weird and stupid kid and learning how the rules of life work. But for a while there, you get to do some pretty strange stuff and adults just think that it's fine. Here are things kids do all the time that could get you sent to jail as an adult.

Things that are fine for kids to do but illegal and weird for adults.
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Childish Things People Won't Stop Doing

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the "little kid" things that they refuse to stop doing, even though they're expected to act like an adult. The daily grind of trying to make it in this world is hard enough. Let the people have their fun with treasured pastimes like Legos, sliding across wooden floors in socks, or using the force to open automatic doors like a total badass. 

AskReddit responses to the childish things that people won't stop doing.
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Funny Moments That Show How Kids are Stupid and Weird

It's not necessarily their fault, but kids are weird and dumb. They get themselves into impossible situations and make ridiculous mistakes. If you witnessed an adult doing any of this stuff, you'd probably try to avoid eye making eye contact with them here on out. Again, they're learning and it's not completely their fault, but holy crap kids are dumb little idiots.

Pictures and stories of kids doing dumb and strange things.
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