Were you one of those people who were warned beforehand about the struggles of being responsible for another human being? Or did you glide into the abyss, blissfully ignorant? Either way, they don't just sit there and look cute, as I'm sure you're well aware of now. They are little gluesticks, literally and figuratively. First, because they waddle around you constantly, just always… there . Secondly, they use actual glue and smear it on your couch, in the name of art. They sure are little monst…

You'd only get it if your sneezes are louder than 200 decibels

Interesting observations...

I am proud to announce that I am better than you.

To 2023: We hope Karen gets fired.

If you have a question, ask someone else.

A collection of insufferable LinkedIn content.

'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

I smell a catfish.

Sure that happened.

To that one coworker (you know who you are)... act your wage.

Our eyes hurt a little from all the cringe.

Since the dawn of time (around 2006), Twitter.com has been a place for people to gather and talk. Then, when companies realized there was marketing potential, they joined Twitter, too. Twitter discourse has certainly advanced over the years, but in the back in the early 2010s, brands began roasting each other - and their customers. It was hilarious! Wendy's - the burger place - especially became the place to go if you wanted to be burnt to a crisp by their hardcore roasts. But that's not the on…

Daddy issues

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…

These memes are so "you" that you'll want to hide in the corner forever.