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16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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27 Unapologetically Bad (Good) Puns to Bring out the Dad in You

Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. Because there's not much better than being right about something stupid and technically correct. Sometimes you gotta get technical about things. 


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Clueless Anti-Vaxxer Proves His Own Cluelessness with Sick Burn

Anti-Vaxxers have developed quite a reputation in the past few months for being responsible for the spread of preventable diseases like measles. You've probably heard about them.

 As for this interaction, yeah it's a childish joke but you've gotta live under a rock to fall for it. And this dude did. Hook, line and sinker.

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30 Hilarious Moments Overheard in Los Angeles

Here are some awesome and distinctively LA conversations. You've got Instagram influencers getting shut down, health nuts reaching their breaking point, and sad people aggressively trying to ignore their problems. For more funny stuff people weren't necessarily supposed to hear, here's more funny superficial conversations overheard in LA.

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15 Soft-Headed Nincompoops Who Believed Satire

Before reacting to a headline, always check the source and make sure that you're not alerting everyone on your feed to the fact that you didn't understand an obvious joke. The Onion has been around for decades, but people still get duped by their joke headlines, like all the time.

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Clothing Ad Gets Roasted for Absurd Model with Comically Tight Shirt

This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.

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38 Obvious Plant Products That Made Us Howl with Pleasure

Obvious Plant makes parody and spoof products that are hilariously, fantastically weird. And we love them. From anger advice to themed ponchos, to food-grade hair, Obvious Plant has got your needs covered.

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29 Spicy Times Siri's Wit Was Superhumanly Sassy

Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.

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20 Mind-Lathering Shower Thoughts to Massage Your Brain

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

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Nerd Out With People's Funniest Math And Science Jokes

Can't help but love some good old science/math-related humor. It's nerdy as hell, and filled to the brim with facepalm worthy laughs. 

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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21 Funny and Sad Tinder Moments Bursting with Puns and Shame

Dating Apps certainly make connecting with people a breeze, but they don't make people any less desperate and awkward. Here are some attempts on tinder that landed like a gymnast and others that landed like a burlap sack of bowling balls. For more amusing, clumsy tinder moments, check this out.

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Friends Have Good-Humored Racist Joke War on Twitter

Just two dudes completely roasting the hell out of each other in a distinctively non-PC way. The back and forth here is what makes it. Sorta like this facebook thread that answered funny questions black people had about white people, it's good to see online conversations like this that don't spiral out of control.

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22 Amusing Tinder Moments for the Young, Dumb, and Full of Clumsiness

Tinder is a big place full of all different walks of life. Some people are down to flirt and joke around, others are much more serious. Either way it's a recipe for awkward, charming, and stupid moments. And we love them. If you need more Tinder funnies in your life, we've got you covered. 

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25 Dumb and Literal Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Jokes don't always have to be mind-blowingly convoluted or super thinky. Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the dumbest, punniest stuff out there. So here are some dumb jokes for your dumb day. And if you want to see more, then check these out.

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16 Prime Amazon Reviews That Delivered Us Laughs

When people aren't supporting Amazon and its bid for world domination, they're leaving wacky-ass reviews for stuff like cheese wheels and drums of lube. We're happy to see some weird and creative liberties taken with the site. Also we didn't know you could buy a coffin on there. Apparently there's tons. Kinda creeped us out.

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