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24 Bizarrely Hilarious Alternate Antiques Roadshow Captions

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

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21 Brilliantly Idiotic Moments That Are Technically Not Wrong

They might be dumb, and they might be missing the point, but you can't say that they're 100% wrong. They're literally correct.

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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

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Guy with Huge Neck Gets Destroyed in Police Page's Spicy Comments Section

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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25 Funny Signs That Give Dad Jokes a Run for Their Money

Somewhere right now, a random employee with a stack of oversized letters is giving the world something to chuckle at during their morning commute.

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15 Angrily Confused Individuals Who Missed the Point of Satire

Even after reading the absolutely insane headlines, these people didn't do a quick google search to find out if the Onion was a real newspaper. Imagine how confused you'd be if you just walked around thinking all of this was true?

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