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46 Funny and Weird Book Titles to Judge by Their Covers

Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.

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21 MiddleClassFancy Tweets and Memes That Might Feel Like a Personal Attack

MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.

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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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Twitter Reacts to Steak That Reportedly Looks Like Vladimir Putin

I mean, it looks kinda like him. This piece of meat definitely REEALLY looks like a face, and some of the proportions are pretty close. I guess we'll have to add this to the list of lucky times people matched random stuff. Anyway, Twitter had jokes about this piece of Putin meat.

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21 Mixed Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

You can never be sure what you're gonna get when you get thousands of judgemental horny people and put them all on one app. But hey, that's the wild world of tinder. There are some successes, some outrageous failures, but mostly really dumb puns.

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10 Times Tumblr Proved There Are 2 Types of People

Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.

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There's something so innocent but also slightly unnerving about these door-to-door Mormon missionaries finding a decent pun on a doormat just absolutely HYSTERICAL. It says "Hi, I'm mat." It's an alright pun, like it's not bad, but it's literally the highlight of this kid's day. (It's probably the other kid's name?) Anyway they even take pictures with the mat.

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Runaway Suspect Gets Roasted By All The Short Jokes In The Comments Section

The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 


This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

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23 Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

What's not to like about abysmal puns and obvious jokes? Sure we like smart jokes where you have to think a lot, but sometimes we just wanna take in some stupid puns and literal jokes that, while not totally accurate, are still definitely kind of right. For more, check out these boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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People Share Random Tweets They Remember That Still Make Them Laugh

@FishBowlOfWine got just the kind of Twitter thread rolling that we love to see. Specifically, people are sharing those tweets that they remember at random times, and still laugh about. It's like remembering that one joke or actual moment you lived down that still makes you shudder, laugh, or grimace, but in Twitter form. 

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37 Weird and Specific How-To Books

If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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18 Embarrassing Times People Believed Satire

We always get a kick out of people thinking various satire articles are real. Then after we see how frequently this happens, it kind of starts to make us a little frustrated that there are this many people walking around who can be so easily tricked by a humor article. Anyway, if you wanna see more, here are some times utter nincompoops believed The Onion.

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