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Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.

Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don't understand satire kind of a lot.

You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.

This employee keeps himself entertained at work by decorating the board with a series of very entertaining, and sometimes punny jokes. Must be fun for the rest of the office! 

Brighten up that day with some jokes from the good ol' twitterverse. There's family drama, mistaken avocado enthusiasts, and bouncy castle aficionados. For another blast of humor and a few puns, here are dumb and funny jokes that are technically correct.

While we consider ourselves smart people most of the time, we're huge fans of puns intended to be wonderfully dumb. We eat dad jokes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's good to release your inner dad and indulge in dumb and clever jokes that are technically correct.

With the proper context, satire news websites are incredibly enjoyable sources of entertainment. But if you aren't inclined to get the joke, or just have no idea that what you're reading is supposed to be a joke, you can look pretty damn stupid. There are too many instances of times people didn't understand satire.

The users of AskReddit were met with a challenge to name things that would go in a startled house, which takes the concept of a haunted house but tones it down to just startling people rather then truly freaking them out. It's reminiscent of the punishments people thought up for the residents of Heck, which would be like Hell but not as bad.

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes. 

When people ask to get roasted, they're baring themselves and their appearance to the whirling cogs of internet bitterness. People know that no punches will be pulled in order to achieve a sweet burn. The internet is a system built perfectly for facilitating sweet clapbacks, slams and times for people to meet ruination by words.

Good old dad jokes. We hate to laugh at them, but somehow can't help it. At the very least keep these in your arsenal the next time you want to break the ice at an awkward social gathering with the kind of joke that nobody but a damn dad would share. 

Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming.