No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out.
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It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and hilarious profiles, then check these out.
People often privately think they are the smartest person in the world, and that's fine for the most part. But when they get in strangers faces and waste peoples time bragging about their own false sense of superiority, things get cringey. They get real cringey real fast.
It's a wild world out there in the Tinderverse. You never know what kind of gem or gum you're gonna step in. We're just glad people are going outside the box with their approach toward dating.
We never underestimate the value of a good, obvious joke. It makes us feel smart, and brings out our inner dad. So find a dad to share these with and get ready for some dumb jokes. And if you wanna see more, then check these out.
The ol' "say no more fam" haircut meme is a favorite of ours, especially when it strays into the territory of fail. Some of these are absolute doozies. Who would walk around like this? We're grateful they did. While this format is pretty funny, you wouldn't believe how the funniness can be smothered right out by a "fellow kids" style attempt by McDonalds.
Before reacting to a headline, always check the source and make sure that you're not alerting everyone on your feed to the fact that you didn't understand an obvious joke. The Onion has been around for decades, but people still get duped by their joke headlines, like all the time.
The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.
Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
Anti-Vaxxers have developed quite a reputation in the past few months for being responsible for the spread of preventable diseases like measles. You've probably heard about them.
As for this interaction, yeah it's a childish joke but you've gotta live under a rock to fall for it. And this dude did. Hook, line and sinker.
Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff, like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
If you haven't seen these types of Antiques Roadshow gems made by writer @KeatonPatti, then you're in for a unique and funny wild ride. Part nostalgic nod and part writing exercise, these reimagined antiques have made us laugh too hard. The same dude who made these is also responsible for similarly absurd "bot-written" scripts like this Olive Garden commercial.
These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.
These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here.
There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.
