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Tumblr Odds and Ends to Feed the Beast

It's all weird here, and it's not getting much better. Tumblr is an ocean of thoughts, smooshing and grinding away at each other in hopes that one day there will be a final, perfect thought. It will probably be about Shrek or something.  For more tumblr bits, here are some prized tumblr gems from tumblr's best.

funny tumblr memes | adhdpeebee "Whatcha thinkin' about Oh idk, Draugr stuff sneakyfeets who fuck has many quests tracked at one time is fucking madness zombie lying on its stomach waving its legs
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Gaming Memes for The Highly Leveled

In this day and age, you'd be hard pressed to find someone on the street who has no interest at all in video games. Everyone has the potential to be a type of gamer in a sense. Sure, not everyone knows the heartbreak of a mid 2000s COD Xbox live lobby or the disappointment of almost any water level, but gaming is a thing near and dear to many of us. Here's a kid who's stepmom sold his PS4 so he rented out her house.

memes about video games and gaming | Psychopaths Serial killers People who intentionally pick rude dialogue options games just make NPCS feel bad kids pressed into a corner terrified by a bunny | opponent is better than expected. diagram of a man leaning forward in a chair
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History Memes for some Hardcore Knowledge

What's better than looking and dumb memes and feeling smart at the same time? Absolutely nothing. That's why there are history memes to feel smart about. Sometimes you gotta take a deep breath and drink in that memeshake with an extra helping of facts and geography. That's the good stuff.

funny memes about history | 1800s doctors they find out draining patient all their blood doesn't actually fix anything science seemed so solid | Men 1600s Women who could do math two children looking terrified of a bunny
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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

technically accurate funny literal moments | Tim Hogan @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk (high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet He escorted out room.
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Parenting Memes for Those Who Feel the Pain

Parenting is a challenge. If you don't have a kid yourself, parents will be very willing to tell you that it's a full time job making sure they stay safe, get fed, get enough sleep and learn something every once in a while. Of course parenting is full of ungraceful moments. That's why there are parenting memes for all the exhausted adults.

funny memes about parenting | Please hold my hand and walk next Kid: two ice skaters one spinning while holding another who is almost in a horizontal position
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Dumb and Bad Life Pro Tips to Not Do

There's a lot of good advice in the form of life pro tips, and that just means that there's gonna be a whole lot more hilariously dumb and bad advice. Whether it's incorrect, dangerous or straight up dumb, there's a lot of bad life tips with zero shame. So if you like being eaten by wild animals and alienating everyone around you, go for it.

funny bad life tips | u can't disappoint ur family if never made them proud first place roll safe pointing at head | Pro Tip avoid hitting thumb with hammer letting a child hold the nail
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Mad Lads Who Played By Their Own Rules

Be they a silver tongued devil, one such merry prankster, or perchance a chaotic force of shenaniganry, these mad lads don't give a dang. Does the world need more humorous chaos? Maybe? Though sometimes those on the receiving end of a mad lad's prankery might not feel the same way.

funny madlads jokes and weird pranks | AA mobile.twitter.com Home My kid being brat so de marshmallowed his lucky charms bag of plain cereal
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The best is when these guys end up hurting their scores by laughing at their own jokes. 

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Tumblr Thread: Hitting Terminal Meme

Memes are a sort of ephemeral form of communication. Most of them need some sort of context in order to operate well. As this tumblr thread shows, the further we get from some, understanding them becomes a form of cultural anthropology. These ones still mostly make sense though so it's still pretty funny. For more tumblr stuff, here are some random tumblr gems to tumble through.

Tumblr thread on memes gets memed | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run Man door hand hook said young man car gun plaid-n-converse memeception elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this" so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this" is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site. God damn But this This
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History Memes That Are Technically Educational

It's strange to realize that history might actually be interesting and offer useful information about understanding our world. Many of us only realize this after we've left school. Well, at least there are history memes to feel smart about. Instead of teachers and books, we've got sweet inside jokes about people and empires who lived and died years and years ago.

funny history memes | World: Don't invade Russia during winter Germany 5 6 mematic.net wikihow illustrated instructions how to insert earplugs
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

funny technically correct jokes | asstroids Whats red and bad teeth? fricken-nuggets brick sammybitchfacewinchester well not wrong
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Work Memes to Blow Off Some Work Steams

It's stupid that almost everyone has to do something they don't particularly like most days so that they can afford to eat and live somewhere. At the same time, that's part of the deal of being alive. At least we have work memes to put some catharsis in our lives and give ourselves a chance to agree that waking up, commuting, and dealing with customers is a dumb bummer. Here's a thread about frustrating, entitled customers.

funny and relatable memes about work | clock at 9, work 7 hours then realize 's only 9:30 Michael Jackson crying in front of an office computer
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Puns for the Mined, Bawdy and Sole

There are those of us who love puns, and those of us who would like to take every pun-maker on the planet and shoot them out of a cannon into a brick wall. Many of us fall somewhere in between. Puns can be dumb or clever, but if one thing is for sure it's that they have an appropriate time and place.

funny, clever and dumb puns | bro gonna get so lit lphane PEPPERMINT ANTACID TABLETS chewable two ants with antacids
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Work Memes for the Hustle as Well as the Bustle

There's a strange balancing act many people experience between being grateful for having a job while simultaneously despising said job and wishing every mean boss, annoying coworker and horrible customer could just walk into a hole and get buried deep. It's a desperate internal struggle, and to soothe it there are work memes to soften the grind.

funny and relatable work memes | My favorite part Star Wars Darth Vader lost his cool during staff meeting and started choking co-worker.
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Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

A collection of the dumbest jokes that people have ever heard | TheWrongFusebox Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.
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Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong

Since we're interesting beings capable of holding a few ideas in our head at once, it's sometimes fair to agree that something might not exactly be totally correct, but it may just as well be technically accurate. By no means are these observations actually intelligent, but they at least sort of feel that way. 

funny technically correct jokes | cardi @cardikordeii is on mind? zander @finah 's fucking weird order go sleep have pretend like are already sleeping
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