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Twitter is at times a bundle of arguments just screaming over each other, but mostly it's just people's weird and extremely specific thoughts, weird scenarios and random funny tweets bouncing into each other. For more thoughts and bits of internet, here are some strange and random bits of Tumblr gold.

With a gesture here and a flourish there, you can turn a statue of a famous baseball player into a bat wielding bronze demon ready to get revenge. For more creative people who took advantage of their surroundings, here are some funny textbook doodles.

There's no feeling quite like understanding a joke or moment that somehow manages to be witty, but also mind-achingly stupid at the same time. You can't say that they're perfectly correct, but they are technically accurate. We can't tell after reading these if we feel any smarter or if we've just boiled out our last few brain cells.

Convincing someone to go out with you bu employing a single perfect pick-up line is a bit of a far-fetched concept, but there are some moments of such buttery smoothness that you can't conceive how it didn't succeed in getting a number. The dating world can be a pun-filled mess, hence these funny Tinder moments that had no shame.

Twitter can be a war zone of horrible takes and unsubstantiated arguments about things no one really cares about, but it's also cut with sweet, delectable jokes. For more odds and ends, here are some more funny tweets that hit the spot and some random funny Tumblr nuggets.

Sometimes when the world seems overly complex and hard to comprehend, you might find yourself in need of some ridiculously stupid puns to cheer yourself up. That or these will just make you angry. If you're in need of wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Instead of a quote from John Lennon or a ridiculous promise to themselves, some people choose to go a little lighter with their senior quotes. High School used to seem so important. Now it just feels like a weird dream. Here are some more funny senior quotes that people got into the yearbook on their way outta there.

If you don't know the answer to something, why not see if you can get points for just being a smart ass about it? Being technically correct won't make you actually right, and it might make people think you're even dumber than before, but it's still worth a shot. When in doubt, be clever and literal.

This power-tripping old school professor demanded all phone calls be taken publicly, so naturally, a cunning student took advantage of the situation. For school drama, here are times school presentations went off the rails as well as a teacher who lost half their class's papers and tried to fail them all.

It is what it is. Just a simple ask from a group of folks who need a father figure to stand in for their barbecue. Who knows if anyone ever responded to the ad, but we like to think someone had a great barbecue with a highly qualified dad. At least people are still posting weird ads online.

We're not sure if puns are funny, but they sure are there. The general consensus with wordplay like this is that it's not funny at all until it is. So here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Puns and dad jokes of all stripes have their time and place, like this plate full of puns to fall face-first into.

This guy might be looking to meet someone special, but he is clearly already in touch with his inner dad. The dad joke is strong in this post, indeed. Check out some more witty and stupid jokes that are technically correct over here.

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.

By now, people should be aware of things like satirical news websites, but for some reason, we still get sadly mistaken people who didn't understand satire. Whether it's because they didn't read the source, got so angry they wanted to believe a joke headline, or are just plain dumb, people will believe the dumbest headlines. These sites have been around for years and mistaken people still don't get satire.

When you don't know the actual answer to a question, it can be a saving grace to be a smart ass about it. Or it could backfire and make people think you're a moron. Either way, here are clever and dumb jokes that are technically correct. They might not be even close to factually accurate, but hey, at least they're technically accurate.