@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.
If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.
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Benita Abraham knows the struggle is real to get a job. So, when she finally got the call that she is officially off the job market she decided to pose for a hilarious photoshoot to celebrate the occasion.
Congratulations, Benita! We wish you and your new job the best.
If you thought your boss was bad, think again.
This lady has filed a harassment complaint against her superior for imposing a dress code that's stricter than a Amish private school.
"No straps, hats, sandals, cleavage, back out, lace, and even (and I quote) "cultural head wraps."
Now she has come to work each day in an outfit that fits the guidelines of Big Boss Lady's dress code, but in the MOST ORIGINAL way possible.
Might be time for yet another dress code...
Via dailymail
Kristy Love is currently on the hunt for true love. The 36-year-old adult massage therapist from Atlanta, Georgia, is currently making a killing with her massive 48NN boobs. Each boob weighs 15.8lbs and she says that her cleavage can be used for storing handbags, perfume, keys and her cell phone.
She makes ~$1,500 a day with her massages... Talk about working with what you got.
Via New York Post
Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.
The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.
