jobs

You can't make this sh*t up. This immaculate, far-fetched Twitter thread will forever be the gift that keeps on giving. We're glad they were able to track down the culprit by the tale's end. 

Sometimes it's worth sticking it out, and sometimes it is ABSOLUTELY not. 

Let's put things in perspective and think about how bad your day could be going right now.

After-school television always told us that lying is wrong, and that telling the truth is always the best option. So you can see that we're in a bit of a moral bind here, given these stories where lying helped people immeasurably.

People make some real bone-headed moves for almost no reason. Here are 20 people who witnessed some grade-A fire-able offenses, or committed them themselves.

Sometimes bosses are truly unreasonable. Sometimes a business is a total scam that takes advantage of its employees. Here's hoping that these people were able to find better jobs.

At least these signs have a solid sense of humor. 

Turns out your teachers DID talk about you behind your back.

These people better pump out some resumes, cause these jobs aren't looking promising at all!

How dare these beggars be so choosy, I do say. Whether they're demanding free labor or starting a GoFundMe for frivolous luxuries, these folks never quit.

Never know what you might hear at that next lunch break...

They're completely at the end of their ropes, and it's no wonder. 

She stayed strong and fearless for this big moment. 

Consider yourself informed, some people don't think earthquakes exist.

We all know the saying 'beggars can't be choosers', right? Well, that saying exists for a reason. This isn't a social rule per se, but it's common sense. There are some people in life who like to break the rules. Go against the grain. But when you're doing something that goes against agreed-upon common sense, it's frustratingly annoying. It makes you want to pull your hair out. We all know that beggars can't be choosers, so stop being so choosy! 

"It's an online thing, you have to do a lot of photo editing, creative writing and search engine optimization."

"It's like what?"

"It's memes. It's mostly memes and cats"