jobs

The grueling grind of being entrenched in the maddening hunt for a damn job has trouble everyone at one point or another. Find comfort in that pain that's likely plagued you, through some of the surprisingly hilarious shared pain evident in these tweets. 

Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.

Consider the following list a cheat sheet for the jobs you never realized might be worth going for. We can all fall prey to not looking outside the bubble of the only professional world we've ever known. 

These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

Feel like you could be a doctor after watching a few seasons of Grey's Anatomy? Think again.

Read about other people's absolute sh*t jobs to squash your Monday blues. Unfortunately, it costs money to live, and that money isn't growing on trees yet. So, queue up the assembly line of soul-draining jobs that manage to eat away at your dwindling happiness, while you're forced to work them out of necessity. 

Some seemingly trivial jobs keep the world from caving in on itself. 

Sometimes we just can't end things on good terms. 

People are the worst. Careful, these might trigger all that pent-up, customer service angst. 

Sure, you can be technically correct in saying that you work for the CIA if you work for the Clam Inspector's Association. These high achievers pulled the ol' switcheroo.

These people need to get out while they still can. No way in hell they're getting paid enough for this crazy kind of BS. 

You can't make this sh*t up. This immaculate, far-fetched Twitter thread will forever be the gift that keeps on giving. We're glad they were able to track down the culprit by the tale's end. 

Sometimes it's worth sticking it out, and sometimes it is ABSOLUTELY not. 

Let's put things in perspective and think about how bad your day could be going right now.

After-school television always told us that lying is wrong, and that telling the truth is always the best option. So you can see that we're in a bit of a moral bind here, given these stories where lying helped people immeasurably.

People make some real bone-headed moves for almost no reason. Here are 20 people who witnessed some grade-A fire-able offenses, or committed them themselves.