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38 Memes to Take You Down a Deep Dark Depraved Hole of Dank

These aren't your mothers memes. These memes take things to a whole new depraved level of comedy and debauchery, where other memes fail to go. If you have no moral qualms and see yourself as a depraved individual, you will get a hoot out of this amazing list of depravity and eldritch memes that will challenge those of us with even the strongest fortitudes. But if you need to keep going down the rabbit hole and see how far it those, these dark and dank memes are perfectly dosed to be the cherry on top your dark awakening. 

Dark and depraved dank memes and lots of them.
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Using More Than a Few Cheesy Pick Up Lines Totally Worked For This Guy on Tinder (Even With a Few Mistakes)

Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.

Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

bunch of funny memes and pics | Woman - Charity Beaver Vote Charity Name: Charity Beaver Age: 24 Occupation: Personal Trainer Why She's Finalist: This woman deserves votes her name alone. On top she's doing her part help women fit into their skinny jeans Archer City native moved Dallas last year an internship at Cooper Clinie, and she's managed make friends and build an impressive clientele short time. She divides her time between Cooper Dallas Country Club, and Equinox, but this lady isn't all
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18 Stupid Names to Make You Feel Better This Friday

So it has been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but you know what? At least your name isn't "Hitler Mussolini" or "B.J. Hardick." 

Keep that in mind as you head into the weekend. No matter how bad things are getting, remember, you don't have this dumbass name: Kash Register. Or Tokyo Sexwale. Maybe even Rich Will Wanket. You can decide which one is the best. But at least no matter how down in the dumps you are today, you recognize that at least you haven't had one of these names your whole life. And then appreciate what it would mean to have such an ironic or hilarious name. But while comparing your lot in life to theirs, maybe check out these cats and their insane names the shelter gave them. Maybe one will be your new best friend.

list of funny and weird names given to people | Person - ARRESTED Donald Duck SOURCE: STARK COUNTY SHERIFF 11 ACT MEW 9Action 81 19 ER FUN DEALS EOR
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44 Pics and Memes That Perfectly Capture the Highs and Lows of Working in the Food and Service Industry

Rifling through this sweet and savory selection of service industry-inspired pics and memes brought all the bullshit-ridden glory days back. As someone who worked through the opening, closing, and double-shifts as a self-proclaimed team bitch of a busboy/dishwasher, no less....I definitely connected with this collection. 

Those were the days, man. Were they though, were they? Continually making every effort to appear busy when the vindictive manager made her/his obsessive productivity sweep through BOH, every 15 minutes. Or engaging in all out verbal warfare with a potentially drug-fueled, heavily tattooed line cook that spewed rage and backhanded, incomprehensible foreign slang you just knew was directed at you. And the endless slush pile of dishes, and the sweet unwanted steam bath that pervaded through the dish pit every time a fucking lunch or dinner rush hit. At least the FOH provided a consistent source of beautiful-faced, professionally flirty entertainment. 

If you're looking to kill some time on your break here are 24 savage work memes to distract you, and another 28 work memes that will hopefully help you get through the rest of your shift. Or just sympathize with your fellow coworkers with this list of work memes about the highs and lows of the work week.

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29 Images of Petty Office Politics That Will Make You Glad You Don't Work There

I'll bet the people responsible for the petty notes and letters in these photos are just a bundle of joy to work with.

These are the kind of people that make waking up to an alarm clock every morning just to sit in traffic a real joy.

If there is one thing I have learned, it is that office politics are important. Knowing who is with who, what the least path of resistance to a promotion is and through who, and who your friends and enemies are at the office. All this and more is involved in office politics. But most importantly, make sure to kiss your bosses.... feet... 

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. And that was the last time I ever worked at Starbucks. Try to keep yourself out of the doldrums of the work week and employed with these various relatable work memes that will have you occupied at least until your next coffee break.

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The Awkward Photo of Donald Trump and Mitt Romney Having Dinner Is So Perfect for Making Memes It Almost Feels Like a Set Up

Can you hear that? It's the sound of "Hello, darkness, my old friend." Or is that the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

Whatever it is, it's the sound of someone giving into a man that they called a "phony" and "fraud." At least, that's the look on Mitt Romney's face as he eats dinner with Donald Trump as he once again interviews for a job in the Trump administration. He looks scared, broken, and maybe, in danger — harkening back to that time just a few months ago when it looked like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was being held hostage by our president-elect.

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But don't take my word for it, Twitter has already had a go at captioning the saddest night of Mitt Romney's life — and this guy lost a presidential election.

Check out some of the best reactions to the moment when a million voices inside Mitt Romney cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

What could be better than an endless supply of trump memes? Maybe some of the best of all time? Or perhaps some of the finest highlights from the G7 Summit or simply some of the best reactions to one of his more infamous tweets. 

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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The Internet Can't Stop Sharing These Famous Melania Trump "Quotes"

By now you may be aware of the little plagiarism issue that surfaced within Melania Trump's speech at the RNC. It has been pointed out that she copied an entire paragraph from Michelle Obama's first lady speech at the DNC in 2008. And that's what started the hashtag #FamousMeliaTrumpQuotes. The things she says are so wise, so... oddly familiar. Are we sure we haven't heard some of these quotes before?

However we know Melania pales in comparison to her partner in crime, the venerable and most powerful man in the world, Donald Trump. He has taken the skill and made it an art form, not to mention adding some great ones of his own. Who could ever say no to a delicious cup of covfefe? Considering the number of patent applications for various products, it seems few are able to resist the word's charm. Here's some hilarious responses to another tweet by the leader of the free world that also got a great deal of attention

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You Can Rent the Ultimate Netflix and Chill Room for Just $400 a Night

Look, people in New York have to pay for their apartments somehow, so why not by letting people do the meme secks in their bed?

Presenting the Netflix & Chill room, available for rent on Airbnb for just $400 a night (and yes, at least one person has already booked a stay)

For the price of a deluxe hotel you get a room in NYC.... Sounds about right. But who am I to judge some people like to splurge on completely unnecessary things. But if your looking for some extra ideas how to make your Netflix date extra special, some of these netflix and chill memes should probably give you at least a few. Or if you are still a bit fuzzy on the details, these hilarious examples should clear everything up.

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Professional driver Leona Chin posed as a car salesperson and took a few unsuspecting dudes on the test drive of their lives. One customer remarks, "you know how to handle this car? This is a man's car!" She sure does, buddy. But there are some drivers that definitely thought they could imitate her. But not everyone is meant to drift.

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21 Hilarious Amazon Movie Reviews

Honestly, @AmznMovieRevws is the only place a discerning moviegoer needs to visit for quality reviews of the latest releases. Amazon is the only place for anyone who wants a laugh to check out some of the most honest and overdone reviews the average consumer could possibly imagine. 

Think these are bad? Some of the people in this Wedding Fail collection might want to check out the site for some deals, or wardrobe, or both.... 

Sometimes society decides to find the more ridiculous sides of itself to give us endless moments of hilarity. Check out what happens when Instagram models meet the modern day woman

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15 Examples of What it Means to 'Netflix and Chill'

Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com. 

Netflix has spawned an entire subculture  that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in. 


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Screenshot of the best Craigslist post ever of a guy who is trying to honestly sell his Koala with excellent description of the experience. Once he is in water he is fine getting him into the water is the challenge he will scratch you, he will bite you and you will bleed
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More Funny Craigslist?

If you've enjoyed this Craigslist post of a man trying to sell his Koala, you might like our other funny Craigslist memes. There is always something funny that someone posted on Craigslist, that is for sure.

But if you thought this exotic animal was an odd one, you won't believe this Craigslist ad of a dog that is trying to sell a cat! Now that is incredible. Or decide for yourself if this strange kitten is all that it seems