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17 of the Worst Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Want to Stay Forever Alone

Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard  when Data tried to make a joke. 

Ridiculous Tinder pickup lines that'll make you want to stay single forever.
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The Daily FAIL: 26 Memes For a Wonderful Wednesday

Keep Wednesday moving with this helping of fresh memes. 

You've finally made it. The weekend is just aroudn the bend, so in honor of reaching this point, we have put together a fabulous list of fails to make sure your Wednesday goes off without a hitch, and leads you into Thursday and the weekend with energy and motivation. Or desperation and a need for unhealthy quantities of alcohol, whatever floats your boat. But if you thought that these were good, these spicy af Wednesday memes will have you rolling on the floor.

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The Daily FAIL: 20 Memes For Your Thursday Thirst

Gasoline, fresh cut grass, whiskey, hilarious FAIL memes. These are the things I like to wake up and smell in the morning, in that exact order. 

Feeling Thirsty this Thursday? Quench your Thirst with some Memes

Trying to will the weekend here faster? Check out some Thursday memes that were lab-tested to produce exactly that result. However, nothing says idgaf like a massive list of Thursday memes made just to entertain you and burn the time, so what more could you ask for? How about even more savage memes to get down with your bad self. These titillating memes will get you there ;)


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28 Work Memes to Get You Through Your Work Day

The working life can be dreary and supremely frustrating, so take these memes to help you along your way. Sometimes it is just all you can do to make it through one more day of work, one more shift, one more reason you hate your boss and plot is untimely and increasingly extravagant and fantastical demise. 

But enough about that pr*ck, use these work memes or these relatable work memes, to give yourself the nourishment you need to make it through and over the hump, and onto Friday and its glorious memery and freedom.

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30 Pun Business Names That Are Totally On Point

These businesses get it. Many of them took a similar thought process to the brewers, but some of these are really sensational, and some.... less so. Has it really gotten to a point where the only thing left to make a marketable business name is to make it punny and ironic? Not totally sure about the whole thing, but they get an A for effort and originality. These shelter cats need some name help though, because the workers at these places have clearly either run out of good ideas, or don't care enough to try. Either way its a critical situation that needs attending to on the same level of world hunger... Maybe a little less.

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Epic Craigslist Post Seeks Out Generic Father Figure For Backyard BBQ

This is a classic great idea on how to take a classifieds site and use it in your favor. Where else would it be remotely socially acceptable to post an ad like this. These weirdos and their bizarre Craigslist ads might do well to pay attention, because they are clearly not as skilled. Nor are they as funny as these cat classifieds, though the "knocked up wh**e" definitely is my personal favorite.

Funny Craigslist post seeks out generic father figure for BBQ event.
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10 Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Crush Your Faith In Modern Day Dating

Ah Tinder (see here for another ridiculous batch), a true beacon to the shamelessly flirty and perverse souls that have an uncanny knack for making things supremely awkward right off the bat. 

Some individuals are actually adept at coming up with original pickup lines that actually work! Who would've thought. But they do not make up for the endless reams of attempts that are just embarrassingly bad flirting attempts

Collection of Tinder pickup lines that portray the ridiculous nature of modern day dating.
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The Daily FAIL: 24 Fresh Memes For That Wednesday Grind

If there is one thing to take away from this Wednesday, it is this: 

You are proof that God has sense of humor.

With that in mind, lets keep the party going on Hump day with some apropos memeage. Need something with a bit more zing? Don't go anywhere! Except to check out these  freaking savage Wednesday memes and laugh your *ss off. Seriously, Go there. For even more dank memes. 

Or if you need something a bit more tame, these hilarious Wednesday memes will definitely do the trick.


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24 Funny and Occasionally Passive Aggressive Notes to Fuel Your Tuesday Grind

What is sticky and brown? 

A stick grow up.

Terrible Tuesday has a reputation as that one day where we realize we are way too far away from the weekend. It's also the day you have to recover from whatever your case of the Monday's wrought upon you. Shake off the bad vibes with some memes to start your Tuesday off right.

Take your Tuesday by the horns, and see how bad other peoples days have gone to make yourself feel better with these epic Tuesday fails, or some savage af memes made just for Terrible Tuesday.

Collection of funny and random notes that will keep you entertained amidst the Monday morning work grind.
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The Daily FAIL: 25 Memes For a Terrific Tuesday

Happy Tuesday! It's still the beginning of the week the weekend is far far away, but fret not! A daily dose of memes will definitely keep you going to get to the blessed rest you are waiting for. Need even more hysterical memes to get that pep in your step? Check out these hilarious Tuesday memes here and ! Looking for something a bit on the savage side? These will definitely do the trick.


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The Daily FAIL: 26 Memes For Your Thursday Thirst

Satisfy your meme cravings with this hearty helping. 

Feeling Thirsty This Thursday? Have a round of memes on us

And if more memes is what you crave, more hearty helpings can be found for Getting Thursday Going or perhaps some regular ol' Throwback Thursdays and are a form of nostalgia that has now become its own nostalgia. Or, if you are just craving the weekend that has eluded you all weekend, scientists say checking out these Thursday memes guarantees it comes quicker, to be exact, the amount of time it takes to go through the list, minus the total time separating you from the weekend.

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25 Funny Tweets to Keep Things Light and Upbeat On Your Sunday

Looking to start your Sunday the right way? Look no further. As always Twitter has provided us with a bounty of hysterical all too real tweets to start the last day of your weekend off right. What's better than reveling in others buffoonery? Nothing, except maybe Nutella. 

Want to see some actual memes and not just screenshots of tweets? Then venture on over to some priceless Sunday memes and keep the party going until the cops come and ruin everything. Or peruse these normal Sunday memes till you have a midlife crisis.

For some of us, Sunday marks our last day of freedom. So why waste it moping when you could rofl from here to China! Pop over here for some hilarious memes and some funny tweets to beat those Sunday blues.

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The Daily FAIL: 22 Memes For That Wednesday Grind

Happy Hump day FAIL Nation! The weekend is on its way, but first we have to get through Wednesday. Help yourself get through the grind and check out some of these great memes! Or if these aren't enough, these super spicy Wednesday memes should definitely do the trick.

Wednesday Workday Memes - What Will They Think of Next?

Sometimes things happen that just drive you nuts. There's no warning no sudden change, you just realize something is really f**king annoying. Well to distract you from your own issues here are some WTF pictures that will just drive you up a wall, and balance those with some memes for Humpday that should definitely take the edge off.

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The Daily FAIL: 25 Memes For a Terrific Tuesday

Happy Tuesday FAIL Nation! Unfortunately Tuesday is just Monday's ugly cousin. But you must always remember: Where there's a will, there's a relative. At least you can make up for this sad fact with some Fresh memes to turn this day on its head.

Tuesday needs to crawl back into the depths from whence it came, like the eldritch creature it is. While you're wallowing in the doldrums of this most auspicious day, check out these titillating terrific Tuesday memes and maybe you'll flip that frown upside down.

Maybe you're someone who isn't satisfied with such a paltry amount of memes. Here's even more savage memes to appease your urges.

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20 Dark and Dirty, Occasionally Fuzzy Pics and Memes That Capture the Rollercoaster of Dating

Not sure if this fine assemblage of relationship-dedicated pics and spicy memes would inspire someone to abandon the single life or buckle up and thank their lucky stars they've got all that sweet, no-strings-attached solitude. Either way you are in for a treat with these memes. Dating is almost as complex as a relationship. Each person has different needs, you need to adapt to situations, it is a lot of work. Not to mention if you date multiple people you run the risk of mixing up their stories, and then you're in trouble. And just try to get out of that hole. If you manage it, they're a keeper.

But don't get discouraged, we have all you need to understand the ins and outs of relationships and courtship. If you have ever wondered how couples deal with intimacy, or just wondering how the other half live, these sexual relationship memes or maybe some hilarious relationship memes that show the importance of having a base of laughter and mirth in any successful relationship. If you're in a funny mood perhaps these spicy relationship memes will interest you. And lastly, here's another batch of relationship memes that your can send to your beloved to get them in the mood.

20 pictures and memes that capture the various parts of a serious relationship.
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18 Highly Entertaining Tweets About Alternatives to Netflix and Chill

Netflix and chill has taken the world by storm, and created an entire subculture dedicated to the pursuit of nookie via binge-watching series for a period of ~5 minutes before it turns into a romp under the sheets (or on the couch if you really can't wait). But beyond just becoming a massive trend, it has even invaded the craigslist classifieds, similar to the colonial conquests of Africa and the Middle East. It's even become an advertising point for the sale of items, not just proffering of Netflix and chill opportunities. Just don't get too crazy with the listing of ads...

funny alternatives to netflix and chill
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