These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies
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It's like the world is one great big dad joke. God bless these people for proving it for us once and for all. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Life on earth in 2019 can best be described as a meme. And when life's a meme, all you can do is look at even MORE memes.
Sometimes though humor needs that extra oomph, that edge to it to get you going. Well we are happy to oblige and give you some of the best dark humor memes available today.
People are still busy as ever keeping things wonderfully unpredictable, and occasionally (surprisingly) smooth.
You never know what you can pull off with a little creativity and some tenacity, and a lot of rejection (a lot). But take heart and realize that no matter how hard you try, your pickup lines wont be as cringe-inducing as these gems. But these are unfortunately the exception to the rule, because most people can't Tinder to save their lives. These gormless Tinder stars are about as close to getting laid as Britain is to Brexit.
Big ups to her for not losing her sh*t on this one. Because if I were here I would have been at the police station reporting it since "hello". But it baffles me that Craigslist even had a personals section to begin with. What did they expect on a second hand site, except to find second hand intimacy and relationships (depended on how much you want to pay).
But clearly this guy isn't alone, because some people have had chance encounters with who they believe are their life partners, even though they have no idea, and will probably be getting a restraining order when they see the Craigslist posts. Buit some people took it way too far, like this Craigslist creep who definitely needs to be found and given shock therapy.
If you have ever watched Fashion Week, you know that the designers are all on heavy doses of narcotics and hallucinogens. That is the only way they could conceive of anyone walking down the street like they dress some of these models. But loving the hell out of this woman's taste for putting a spotlight on how absurd modeling has become.
Ever wonder how deep and dark the rabbit hole can go? Check out this set of dark memes made especially to see how black your soul really is.
Need to just let out a guffaw and get your laugh on? These hilarious memes and mood-boosting pictures are just the thing for you
As unflattering and honest as the car itself. But this guy could sell s**t to a sewage plant. And he definitely needs a comedy special on Netflix, before Comedy Network sucks him up and makes him into another nothing. I might even take some of his material myself.
We all had that jalopy that every time we turned the key we prayed it didn't explode. It's quirks and safety hazards, we took as character and the million dents bumps scratches and jerry-rigged, were just "adding to the vintage look". I can't wait until you explain the bumpers falling off when you close the doors "It was their time...".
Craigslist can be a great place to find hidden gems, and cars are not the only Craigslist goldmines some people have found. This individual probably made enough to pay his mother to rent the garage out at least another 6 months. This guy ingeniously disguised his wares as innocent household items, and you won't believe how people reacted.
Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Bdum tzzzzz.....
Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were.
Take a bite out of this too-good-to-be-true moment destined for memey greatness.
Donald Jr really has his father's best interests at heart. If there is an ear to listen, he was there touting the former candidate and now President. But that didn't always work out in the prodigal son's favor. Check out some gaffs from the matriarch of the family and see which member of the Trump family is the most memeable.
If you still want more, for whatever reason, look at these Insanely Dark and Demented Sesame Street Memes. Your welcome, your childhood is gone.
Did you know? Assassins do it from behind ;) . Also, I just started taking Viagra for my sunburn. My doctor recommended it, and I have to say, it's definitely not a cure but my sheets are off my legs all night.
I don't know about you, but after those two, I need an intervention to get through the rest of my Sunday. Look no further for a little advice for Sunday. Want to laugh even more? Check out these hilarious Sunday memes to keep yourself rolling on the floor.
The people of Walmart look more like someone really let themselves go when it came to creating the most troubling and twisted Sims characters they possibly could. It's amazing what a little bit of inbreeding and questionable fashion choices can wrought upon the world. Like the inevitable apocalypse, so to do these denizens of the depths of hell trudge forward towards slowly causing the rest of the world to lose faith in humanity as they see the best of the worst of us parade themselves around buying a wide variety of nonsense(We like to call them Walmart Wackos).
These ridiculous craigslist ads graced our lives during 2017 and were the little grains of salt on top of the complete meal of insanity that was 2017. These are genuinely some of the strangest posts I've ever seen. From insane divorcees to gormless animal lovers taking in stray "cats", at least one of these people was or will be submitted to the Darwin Awards at some point.
Want to see even more of the craziest people ever to grace the Craigslist classifieds? Or maybe just some of the most hilarious Craigslist ads ever posted.
These hilarious moments will resonate with anyone who works in the restaurant industry. Restaurant workers are some of the most underappreciated, underpaid, and overworked people in any industry. If you are one of these people, oh bringers of the late night munchy snacks and ridiculous drunken pizza orders, we salute you. And just for you we have a bunch of memes to help you survive the late shift with a smile.
Sometimes there are memes that go beyond the realm of taste and must be hidden away for a special day. And we have just one such list of memes prepared for your entertainment.
Melania Trump should've known that there are always hilariously dire consequences when it comes to holding a piece of paper up to camera! Point being, this enjoyable steady little stream of memes...
But she's not alone in this. Many times Trump family members have been caught in some great situations to memeify. Just like Donald's meeting with Kim Jong Un. Nothing says 'for the people' like extravagance and luxury usually reserved for Vatican city. But no one in the family is safe, not even Donald Jr, who was given epic meme therapy for his festive picture. However, nothing and no one can beat the best memes of Trump we have to offer.
These are some smooth moves. These bartenders have seen the best of the best. Honestly if I was single I would probably use some of these.... What do you think? Picking up people in bars is a dying art. With the advent of smartphones and dating apps no longer are strong social skills and charisma prerequisites for successful courtship. Now every keyboard warrior and their mother can pull off some slick line, and say whatever they want without fear of true rejection. Sack up people. But you could also make sure your pickup game is on point and refresh your own with this great list of perfect pickup lines. Or check out how bad Tinder can get with these horrendous pick up lines that have no business being used to woo someone.
Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard when Data tried to make a joke.
Keep Wednesday moving with this helping of fresh memes.
You've finally made it. The weekend is just aroudn the bend, so in honor of reaching this point, we have put together a fabulous list of fails to make sure your Wednesday goes off without a hitch, and leads you into Thursday and the weekend with energy and motivation. Or desperation and a need for unhealthy quantities of alcohol, whatever floats your boat. But if you thought that these were good, these spicy af Wednesday memes will have you rolling on the floor.
