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Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were. If you are looking for more Bad Jokes we got you covered, and get ready to entertain the crowd with your highly sharpened sense of humor.

Take a bite out of this too-good-to-be-true moment destined for memey greatness. 

Donald Jr really has his father's best interests at heart. If there is an ear to listen, he was there touting the former candidate and now President. But that didn't always work out in the prodigal son's favor. Check out some gaffs from the matriarch of the family and see which member of the Trump family is the most memeable.

The amount of creative inspiration that went into hatching up these equally hilarious and unique names for this collection of ambiguous Noah's Ark inhabitants is impressive as the mural itself. We're not sure where this ark is heading, but we were hard-pressed to find a dude that'd pass as Noah on board. He might have taken one too many hits and started to take some "creative license" with the piece when they had an "epiphany". But regardless, the tweeter has taken a completely unintelligible Noah's Ark scene, and given it meaning, that is a true feat. Next he should try to find the reasoning behind parents naming their kids with such unfortunate and terrible names. That will definitely be his next claim to fame, if he so chooses.

If you still want more, for whatever reason, look at these Insanely Dark and Demented Sesame Street Memes. Your welcome, your childhood is gone.

Did you know? Assassins do it from behind ;) . Also, I just started taking Viagra for my sunburn. My doctor recommended it, and I have to say, it's definitely not a cure but my sheets are off my legs all night.

 I don't know about you, but after those two, I need an intervention to get through the rest of my Sunday. Look no further for a little advice for Sunday. Want to laugh even more? Check out these hilarious Sunday memes to keep yourself rolling on the floor. 

The people of Walmart look more like someone really let themselves go when it came to creating the most troubling and twisted Sims characters they possibly could. It's amazing what a little bit of inbreeding and questionable fashion choices can create. Like the inevitable apocalypse, so to do these denizens of the depths of hell trudge forward towards slowly causing the rest of the world to lose faith in humanity as they see the best of the worst of us parade themselves around buying a wide variety of nonsense (we like to call them Walmart Wackos).

These ridiculous craigslist ads graced our lives during 2017 and were the little grains of salt on top of the complete meal of insanity that was 2017. These are genuinely some of the strangest posts I've ever seen. From insane divorcees to gormless animal lovers taking in stray "cats", at least one of these people was or will be submitted to the Darwin Awards at some point. 

Want to see even more of the craziest people ever to grace the Craigslist classifieds? Or maybe just some of the most hilarious Craigslist ads ever posted.

These'll either make you want to stay forever alone, or hit you with a wave of painfully lonely feels. Relationships aren't the Instagram stories and perfectly timed pictures capturing "that" moment. They aren't the Hollywood do whatever but in the end I will always take you back. It is work you do from the first date until your last day on earth together. 

But they are the small moments that only you share. They are the nicknames and inside jokes that just from a glance you know exactly what the other is thinking. It's the endless laughs and challenges you face together as you work for yourselves to be the best versions of yourselves, that you can be with your partner truly and openly. 

But sometimes none of that matters because you are still swiping right and waiting for "the one" to drop into your lap. So while your waiting for fate to grace you with a win, enjoy these memes all about the true meaning of a relationship. 

And in that train of thought, we have a perfect collection of sexual relationship memes that go even further to detail the ins and outs of a real relationship behind the scenes. Or find the deep hidden meaning in these real life relationship memes that reveal the truths couples have kept for decades and are now finally being revealed. And if you're still left with a taste for more here are some cute relationship memes to send your special someone. And finally an extra batch of relationship memes in case you're feeling especially romantic.

Ever had one of those moments when you couldn't quite get the name of something off of the tip of your tongue? And you end up spewing some sort of tripped over, garbled nonsense in order to explain what it is you need / are looking at? Well you're not alone because that is also basically the rest of all humanity. Though some of these might be from old age, most of these people have no excuse for whatever happened to their brain that lead up to the moment they said whatever they did. But we can only hope that they will have better ideas still than these shelter staff who gave insane names to their cats.

These hilarious moments will resonate with anyone who works in the restaurant industry. Restaurant workers are some of the most underappreciated, underpaid, and overworked people in any industry. If you are one of these people, oh bringers of the late night munchy snacks and ridiculous drunken pizza orders, we salute you. And just for you we have a bunch of memes to help you survive the late shift with a smile.

Sometimes there are memes that go beyond the realm of taste and must be hidden away for a special day. And we have just one such list of memes prepared for your entertainment. And if that isn't enough, we have a list of work memes especially apropos to helping to explain the highlights, and new lows that the work week brings us.

Melania Trump should've known that there are always hilariously dire consequences when it comes to holding a piece of paper up to camera! Point being, this enjoyable steady little stream of memes...

But she's not alone in this. Many times Trump family members have been caught in some great situations to memeify. Just like Donald's meeting with Kim Jong Un. Nothing says 'for the people' like extravagance and luxury usually reserved for Vatican city. But no one in the family is safe, not even Donald Jr, who was given epic meme therapy for his festive picture. However, nothing and no one can beat the best memes of Trump we have to offer. 

God works in mysterious ways... Fortunately God also has a Twitter account so you don't have to miss a single pearl of wisdom from the "guy upstairs". But don't take our word for it, check out even more funny tweets that will have you chortling the day away.

There's nothing worse than not being able to tell other people that you're in love with someone. Secrets in relationships can be killers. They can be completely innocuous for days, months, even years. But when they blow up it can be cataclysmic. If you have something that needs hiding, then clearly that is something you need to address with yourself and not involve your partner. If you need their help with it, then absolutely be up front with them. But keeping things to the side will just end up ruining the relationship, because someone will end up feeling they are living a lie. 

If you want to see what regular couples have to deal with on the daily, check out some of these sexual relationship memes. Or if you want to send your "secret friend" a hilarious relationship meme, we have a list all ready for you to choose from.

These are some smooth moves. These bartenders have seen the best of the best. Honestly if I was single I would probably use some of these.... What do you think? Picking up people in bars is a dying art. With the advent of smartphones and dating apps no longer are strong social skills and charisma prerequisites for successful courtship. Now every keyboard warrior and their mother can pull off some slick line, and say whatever they want without fear of true rejection. Sack up people. But you could also make sure your pickup game is on point and refresh your own with this great list of perfect pickup lines. Or check out how bad Tinder can get with these horrendous pick up lines that have no business being used to woo someone. 

Wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Don't fret, many of us are in the same boat. Mondays exist to be daunting, but let's make 'em better by jumping on into the memestream and make sure you didn't miss any of these Monday Memes or these super dank memes. And if you need more stream for your memes, check out hilarious Monday memes of 15 Dank Monday memes to veg out to as you sit back and think of all the reasons you should prepare another cup of coffee. Or just check out these scientific dank memes that are perfect for those of us who have taken basic biology, and understand why Anti-Vaxxers are completely bonkers. Like certifiably insane. At their very best.

It's dangerous to go alone so take this to help get you through your work week. Godspeed. May the odds be forever in  your favor, try not to hit your head on the way out. You are facing down the work week like a hunter facing a tiger, the question is, who will triumph in the end? The work week is a fearsome opponent, and it has felled many men and women before you came along, so what are you changing up ? What is your trick to survive each week anew? Get yourself ready and keep yourself going with these amazing work memes all about the struggles of being a 9 to 5er.

Yeah.... you definitely have a fun conversation coming up for you. And definitely some therapy incoming so pepper yourself. But at least you can console yourself with these dank memes to get your weekend started, and get through the day. Don't forget that you definitely need to find a partner outside of the digital world, or that your parents may have their doubts, so get going, and make them proud. Or keep blasting hentai out of the house Bluetooth speakers and bringing shame and dishonor upon your family. But before you go to determine your fate, check out these fresh af dank memes that are only for the weirdest among us.