Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it.
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If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up.
We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.
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That's the rhythm of the street, baby. Sure the show offered stories on how to navigate relationships, the value of friendship, and had Mr. Rogers on, but it had moments that were undeniably savage. What a wonderful kind of day if we can learn to work and play and roast the Aardvark out of each other. And holy crap Muffy served backhands like a tennis champion.
Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.
For the past few years, people have made a point of tweeting pictures of the food they made at Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay. Pretty typically, Gordon Ramsay responds with no-nonsense brutality. Some of these folks better be trolling, cause these meals are worth roasting. For more Gordon Ramsay food criticism, check these out.
Always be on your guard, pure savagery can come from the most unlikely of places. Here's a mix of slams that people endured themselves, as well as some frank witticisms to unleash on any unsuspecting dullard. For more stuff like this, here are some sweet hot insults to throw around.
If you think the Avengers movies get too much praise, then you might be interested in seeing the actors read abusive tweets! Some of these aren't even that funny, they're just, well mean. That said it is kinda cool that you can give stars you hate a piece of your mind? Probably? Check out more celebrities reading mean tweets here.
These folks asked the internet to roast them and the internet delivered like they paid extra for shipping. It doesn't even matter if someone looks particularly good or not, r/roastme will find a way to dig through someone's flaws until they hit bedrock. For more savagery, check out these 40 brutal roasts,
Keep a cautious ear out for any of these red flags, cause they almost always indicate a scam! You don't want to find yourself on the other end of any of these, with a tied up credit card or jeopardized computer. So read up on the giveaway signs that are almost always a scam!
