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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Gold Stars

Uh oh, we're back at it again with a fresh round of spicy, clever comebacks that just nailed it. As long as the world's had social media, we've had people butting heads online over the most trivial of matters. Well, there are the trivial matters, and then there are the careless, impossibly foolish human beings of the world that really had it coming all along. 

A collection of comebacks that were too clever for their own good | They think haircuts are un-American Well very observant them because aren't American, actually The Beatles | Boomers: Why are there holes jeans rip those yourself? Gen Z: Why are there holes ozone rip those yourself? Millennials: laughing Leo Dicaprio
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People's Favorite Polite Insults

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about people's favorite polite insults. Some of these might be familiar. They're the kind of insults that don't come out blatantly swinging, but more so go for the subtle sting. 

People describe their favorite polite insults that they've heard | ReaverRogue 4d 's nice so ordinary. Reply 233
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Dang, when Gordon Ramsay dropped that line about how the wedding cake should be served at a divorce hearing he really brought the fire. 

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It's like he answered the question without actually answering the question. 

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Radical Retorts From Clever Wordsmiths

We love us some clever comebacks from the online world's spicy silver tongues. As long as there's a comments section or people insist on clogging up social media feeds with mindless tweets and statuses that could've used a second set of eyes, and a dash of logic, we'll have other folks waiting eagerly nearby, ready to light them up in the comments section. We've also got that gem from the legend, Stephen Hawking. Check out some more confidence-shattering comebacks and insults over here.

A collection of clever comebacks from spicy silvertongues | Mikey why are so sad? There's so much goodness world don't know Ava why do have asthma there's so much air world
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Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that people broke out in the comments section. They're the kind of insults you might be able to appreciate, while potentially feeling bad for laughing at. These people are just being themselves, but hey, you can't stop a rare insult once it's been unleashed. 

A collection of creative insults that rocked people to their very core | INSIDE ASTER edition INSIDE edition ASiTicn antonio perez donut shop owner looks like homeless jimmy Fallon man with long scraggly hair tv interview
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Brutal Insults That Don't Require Swear Words

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various brutal insults that don't require the use of any swear words. We already regularly feature collections of rare insults from spicy silver tongues that made a point of not leaning on profanity to get their verbal jab across. The fact that we now have a fresh collection of people going the extra mile to not insult someone with some commonly used swear words is just what we needed. 

People describe various brutal insults that don't require any profanity | GUNFIGHTERSONLY 21h should carry around potted plant replace oxygen waste. Reply 309
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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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People's Most Brutal Breakup Lines

They're like pickup lines but only used for breakups. Nobody was holding back in this particular AskReddit thread. Can't say that we're surprised. People can get pretty dang ruthless when anger and despair are through the roof, and heartbreak's taken the mic to air out its grievances in clever ways. 

People describe their most brutal breakup lines in an AskReddit thread | _iPood_ 4h Hey baby, are tunnel? Because breaking up.
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Brutal Junk Kids Said to Adults

Untethered by the chains of shame, kids say some extremely brutal stuff to the people around them. It can be insulting, straight up psychopathic, and at worst, hauntingly accurate. Kids are mostly weird and dumb, and they often have stupid beliefs, but damn if they aren't sometimes savagely on the money.

Funny brutal insulting things kids said to adults | amalgamas 4.2k points 23 hours ago Little girl dressed as fast food worker Halloween being given shit by her aunt her "low choice" and she needed aim higher if she wanted succeed, whole thing really demeaning and weird. Girl fired back with only 12 s excuse being poor then?
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Deceptive Insults That Sound Like Compliments

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various tricky insults that sound like compliments. If someone says something to you with a strange smile on their face that makes it look like they're getting away with something, it could very well be a clever insult masked as a compliment. 

A collection of insults that sound like compliments | CaptainShitHead1 4h 6 Awards on top bell curve Reply 9.3k
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Best Comebacks To Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most clever comebacks to insults that people have ever heard. There's nothing as deeply satisfying as clapping back against that spicy insult with just the kind of razor sharp wit that leaves the recipient utterly speechless. Sometimes you just nail it with the clever comeback .

People describe the best comebacks to insults that they've ever heard | Back2Bach 2d 3 3 Awards "Easy, now don't let brains go head Reply 12.6k
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Clueless Humans That Got Scolded By Cold Logic

Never underestimate the power of some words, folks. As long as social media has been around we've had various ignorant folks airing out their ridiculous, backward ideas with a reckless abandon. If we get lucky, we have other people out there that are ready to address the ignorance, and treat it with a welcomed dosage of cold logic. Love to see it. 

A collection of times that people got ruined by words | My daughter scored 93 10th very disappointed, should Punish her 1 Answer Last followed July 2 Answer Follow 1 X Pass 000 Having parent like is already Punishment her | Nickolas Boylan @Boyl 17 Jul v Replying FlatPlana and @FlatEarthOrg Did know flatearther" is actually latin need feel special so bad ill literally just deny obvious shit so people know much free thinker am" 13 Flat Earth Expedition 18 Jul Ancient Romans are criying un their g
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The World's Best G-Rated Insults

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about the best G-rated insults that people have ever heard. The proper G-rated insult is its own kind of art form. It's an insult that doesn't rely on vulgarity to knock its recipient down a notch. Instead, it keeps the language clean and is more clever than anything else. If you enjoyed these G-rated insults, we recommend checking out some more rare insults to spice up the vocabulary.

A collection of the world's funniest g-rated insults | n00rmal 4h 1 Award look easy draw Reply 5.0k
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Questionable Hair Decisions Getting Roasted

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

Funny haircuts getting roasted with "say no more fam" meme | Barber want? Him need defeat Frieza Barber: Say no more STARECAT.COM man with bleached hair spiked up like a Dragon Ball character Super Saiyan | Barber want bro? Guy ever eat panini? Barber: Say no more fam
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat
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