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Devastating Times People Destroyed Themselves With Self-Roasts

When people aren't busy attacking the world around them with rare and extra spicy insults, they look inward and hit themselves with some of the most degrading, insulting, and clever language that anyone could think of. For some people who could use a little bit more self reflection, here's people who aggressively didn't get jokes.

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Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults

There's no getting around the fact that children are just plain old strange. They're these miniature human beings that have an uncanny knack for spewing out wildly unexpected sentiments at a moment's notice. Naturally, some kids are more devious than others. Maybe you were one of those kids yourself. Hard pressed to follow the rules that the rest of society put in place, and told you to abide by. Maybe you were just channeling that oppositional energy from a young age, and it ended up getting you in a whole lot of trouble. If that's the case, you probably had your work cut out for you as you navigated the ins and outs of school. Oh, school. A time ripe for learning about the consequences of not following the rules. Maybe that rule breaking behavior ended up manifesting in you dishing out all kinds of creative and ridiculous insults to those around you.

This particular AskReddit thread honors the most outlandish and humorous insults that kids ended up coming up with. If you're an adult on the receiving end of one of these insults, hopefully you didn't take the insult seriously for a second, and instead appreciated that kid's ability to churn out some banter that you'd never heard before. Banter can certainly be fun if we allow ourselves to drop our guards, and just play along with it. Of course there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and that can end up being the time that kids are better educated on what they really shouldn't be saying to other members of society.

You don't want to end up growing up to be one of those adults with a nasty head on their shoulders, a misplaced moral compass, and a daunting inability to treat those around you with a sliver of respect. As with all matters of life, there's a strange balance to these things. We love a good roast or creative insult here. Especially when you get the ruthless silver tongued wordsmiths in the comments section that are ready to stir up all kinds of trouble. The YouTube comments section is really its own kind of comedy goldmine. You've got to love the internet for what it provides there. It can be this playground of sorts where everyone goes to work at trying out their most absurd insults. You just don't want to take things too far. Sometimes, you can get lost in the fun of a back and forth with another online user and end up saying something that you ultimately come to regret. But anyways, all ramblings about the wild realm of online banter aside, these kids certainly brought their A game for when it came to surprising folks around them with unexpected words of sheer ruthlessness. If anything, we'd have loved to been able to read more about the fallout from some of the more piercing insults. It really just boils down to whoever ends up receiving that insult. It'd sure be nice if everyone in the world had a great sense of humor, but thus is not always the case.

A collection of the funniest and most creative insults that kids have come up with. | recently working with kid and another teacher, and kid turned other teacher and said about she probably listens all by myself at night
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Most Ruthless Rejections People Have Endured

Someone on AskReddit got a gnarly thread going about the most ruthless rejections that people have ever endured. Some of these are just plain old heartless. It takes a lot for some folks to put themselves out there, and long as they're respectful, it's on the people being asked out to handle the rejections with just a little bit of grace. 

People describe the most ruthless rejections that they've ever endured. | Geotis 10y asked girl out. She said "yes" and gave her number alled reject hotline. Took while shake one off.
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The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most insulting compliments that they've ever received. Insulting compliments are a confusing predicament to find yourself in; on the one hand, someone just said something "nice" to you, but on the flip side, the nicety was paired with something else that pointed out how you were less than, in the person's eyes. Like, you're great, but not as good as everyone else in the room. 

AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received | reddit posted by pat_patrol actually look good emphasis on 'actually' and surprise my friends voice still haunts. pic of two people sitting together.
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Creative And Brutal Insults That Were Max Savage

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of rare insults that are creative as they are absolutely brutal. You've got to give credit where credit is due. Anyone who takes the extra time to whip up an insult that's outside of the box, and unapologetically savage deserves some bonus points. If you're looking for more particularly amazing rare insults we recommend checking these out. 

A collection of creative and absolutely brutal insults from various people on social media | posted by graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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Times The Written Word Crushed People Online

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting absolutely crushed by words. Sometimes people just nail it with the comeback or the insult to such an extent that there's really no coming back from it. A whole lot of this wreckage could've been avoided if people didn't act a fool to begin with. 

A collection of times that people got destroyed online | nathanwpyle Then again country doesn't use metric system is only one have landed men on moon, so D 6 16 13h About NASA uses lo gical system and only time someone tried use Imperial space they ended up crashing Mars.
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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to what people think are the funniest insults | Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick
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Clueless People That Got Extra Large Servings Of Reality

As long as we've had social media we've had people making proper fools of themselves online. There are just so many folks that have an uncanny knack for posting stuff to the rest of the online world that really could've used the second look. Fortunately, we have some folks in the various online communities that are dedicated to serving up these clueless fools extra large servings of reality. 

People that were fools online and got served an extra does of reality | Adrian Adriviix 1h Replying CyberpunkGame Fun fact game is gonna die lest then year if don't bring multiplayer 242 2721 65 Witcher O @witchergame ·52m Ok. Q 42 27 102 1,611
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People's Best Clean Insults

Managing to rap off an insult that doesn't rely on a gross display of vulgarity is its own kind of accomplishment. Too many people rely too heavily on reaching into their vocabulary bank of cuss words, when it comes to trying to roast someone. Sometimes, you've just got to get a little extra creative with it. If you enjoyed these clean insults, we recommend you check out these rare insults that creatively dismantled their foes.

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Gold Stars

Uh oh, we're back at it again with a fresh round of spicy, clever comebacks that just nailed it. As long as the world's had social media, we've had people butting heads online over the most trivial of matters. Well, there are the trivial matters, and then there are the careless, impossibly foolish human beings of the world that really had it coming all along. 

A collection of comebacks that were too clever for their own good | They think haircuts are un-American Well very observant them because aren't American, actually The Beatles | Boomers: Why are there holes jeans rip those yourself? Gen Z: Why are there holes ozone rip those yourself? Millennials: laughing Leo Dicaprio
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People's Favorite Polite Insults

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about people's favorite polite insults. Some of these might be familiar. They're the kind of insults that don't come out blatantly swinging, but more so go for the subtle sting. 

People describe their favorite polite insults that they've heard | ReaverRogue 4d 's nice so ordinary. Reply 233
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Dang, when Gordon Ramsay dropped that line about how the wedding cake should be served at a divorce hearing he really brought the fire. 

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It's like he answered the question without actually answering the question. 

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Radical Retorts From Clever Wordsmiths

We love us some clever comebacks from the online world's spicy silver tongues. As long as there's a comments section or people insist on clogging up social media feeds with mindless tweets and statuses that could've used a second set of eyes, and a dash of logic, we'll have other folks waiting eagerly nearby, ready to light them up in the comments section. We've also got that gem from the legend, Stephen Hawking. Check out some more confidence-shattering comebacks and insults over here.

A collection of clever comebacks from spicy silvertongues | Mikey why are so sad? There's so much goodness world don't know Ava why do have asthma there's so much air world
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Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that people broke out in the comments section. They're the kind of insults you might be able to appreciate, while potentially feeling bad for laughing at. These people are just being themselves, but hey, you can't stop a rare insult once it's been unleashed. 

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Brutal Insults That Don't Require Swear Words

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various brutal insults that don't require the use of any swear words. We already regularly feature collections of rare insults from spicy silver tongues that made a point of not leaning on profanity to get their verbal jab across. The fact that we now have a fresh collection of people going the extra mile to not insult someone with some commonly used swear words is just what we needed. 

People describe various brutal insults that don't require any profanity | GUNFIGHTERSONLY 21h should carry around potted plant replace oxygen waste. Reply 309
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