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Remember to check your sources, or you might end up like one of these doofuses, getting mad over something that you didn't even realize was a joke.

It's a big world out there, which means there's a whole lot of opportunity to hear some pure, unadulterated stupid. You wouldn't believe how many people out there are totally in the dark about how the technology, biology, and even tarps work. What a great time to be alive. If this isn't enough, then here's more of the dumbest things people have heard.

The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.

During a measles outbreak in the state of Washington brought on fully by parents opting out of vaccinating their children for easily preventable, potentially life-threatening diseases, one dullard went to a public anti-vaxx group to ask how she could prevent her child from getting the Measles. People frustrated with this kind of BS were not kind in the comments.

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

You can say a lot about this collection of tweets, images and jokes. You can say they're dumb. You can say they're sort of clever in a mindlessly stupid way. But you can't say they're completely inaccurate. 

Do you keep waving people in at a stop sign even though you have the right of way? Quit it. You should be predictable, not nice. Do you cut off faster drivers trying to merge? What's that all about? Here are some things dumbasses seem to forget about while driving.

Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.

No parent wants to see the day when their kid does something stupid, gets hurt, and then does that exact same thing again. It happens more than you'd think. From running around with buckets on their heads to getting stuck in trees, here are some all-stars.

Life is a factory that eats ups attempts and spits out failure. Sweet, sweet failure.

Ever stood at your front door, clicking the button on your car keys, trying to get into your house? And you just stand there, wondering, "what's wrong with this thing?" Then you probably understand what's going on here.

Hopefully you'll get through the day without hundreds of tons of salt enveloping your car. So if you're like most people, your chances of that not happening are pretty good.

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.

These days, half of all marriages will end in divorce. That sounds sad, but after seeing these, maybe it's for the better.