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With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.

This obsessive piece of shit is so dumb I'm having a hard time believing he's a real person, and that this isn't some work of fiction for Reddit's Pro Revenge section. That being said, if we are in fact dealing with someone who's an idiot on this big of scale...then damn. Sounds like this bully was long overdue for his demise. The fact that he served it to himself makes the story all the better.

If you're looking for more pro revenge, we recommend checking out a classic story of revenge, when a meathead mercenary tried to go after the IT guy, and ended up getting his in the end.

Here we have another fine example of a delusional choosing beggar pitching a good old-fashioned hissy fit when someone wouldn't perform the requested services for free. It'd be nice if more shit in life was free, but it'd be even nicer if aggressive choosing beggars didn't do the things they do. Like don't even bother asking someone what the price is for something if you're only ready to offer NOTHING. 

We have some prime examples of blatant stupidity run amok. These people clearly fell through the cracks, and this is the result. Fair to say that if I was out walking around, these shining moments of ignorance wouldn't fail to stop me in my tracks. You just never know what kind of stupid you might hear while you're out walking around. 

There are moments that you realize you were being a bastard. Sometimes you realize it years later. Sometimes you didn't have a crucial piece of information and you need to be humbled in the moment because you were being an ass. It doesn't feel good to realize you were being the bad guy, but it happens a lot. For more like this, here are ashamed people sharing their most embarrassing moment.

What gets the blame for this? People's bad senses of humor? Poor reading comprehension skills? Whatever the reason, there are real idiots out there who, upon reading an obvious joke headline by a known satire website like The Onion, will assume it's true and pollute the comments section with their own moronic take on a fake situation. And man are these people fun to laugh at. For more here's another bunch of softheaded nincompoops who believed satire.

There are a few things the internet has in abundance. One is platforms to speak your mind. Another is total doofuses who think they're literally the smartest person on the planet. Combine the two and you get some pretty cringeworthy action of totally un-self-aware folks trying as hard as they can to tell the world that they're brilliant. For more of this crap, here are some cringeworthy egotistical titans of knowledge who think they're all that.

Sometimes life is going just fine, you're minding your own business, then a bee decides to land on your hand for a second. You think, "oh holy crap this is totally unacceptable. I must let everyone know about the injustice that bee has done, landing on my hand for a second." So you wail as hard as you can for 3 hours, screaming at the top of your lungs, hitting your head against the wall, because of that awful, awful bee. Anyway, for more irrational tantrums, here are more the dumbest reasons kids had meltdowns.

Lurking in this world is a population of ungrateful, entitled, rude people who lack any patience or common decency. They come from all walks of life. Not only do they devalue other people's work, they'll also waste your time and be total asses about it. That said, it is kind of fun to watch them try to get a deal on a lawnmower. Check this out for more reckless cheapskates.

Spending your money wisely is a virtue, but sometimes people's forceful cheapness can become a burden. Here are some folks who either made insane demands, were incredibly rude, or in any way showed an unreasonable side of themselves in an effort to get what they want. For more frustrating posts like these, go here.

Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.

There are a lot of reasons people lie online. They lie to get fake internet points, to mislead consumers, and to just make themselves feel better. People write fake reviews, ask fake questions, claim someone lost weight through their own scam diet shakes, and make up ridiculous, outlandish lies. Luckily there are people out there committed to finding the truth and calling this BS out into the light. For more justice, here are more no-good liars who got called on their BS.

If you're going to call someone out for advocating sun protection on hot days, you'd better be ready for a proper roasting in the comments section. 

The world is a big amazing place filled with all types of people. Some of these people lack self awareness to a profound degree. Like it's actually amazing how bad some people are at thinking.And we love to hear about them. Here's some more dumb stuff people have said.

It happens to every parent. You think you've made a good one, or at least you didn't damage it too much early on. Then one day it comes up to you insisting that Alaska is an island. At that point, all you can do is cut your losses and hope you made a spare. For more, here's some times parents realized their kids are dumb as rocks.