idiots

You'd be amazed at the amount of dumb you can fit into this one small space.

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it. These choosing beggars obviously have too much time on their hands and no understanding of when to stop. Whatever the reason for their aggressive and unasked-for behavior, it's not cool. Not cool at all. 

These puns, memes and moments give dad jokes a run for their money.

What makes people want to lie on the internet? Does it give them a weird sense of satisfaction? Do they think they can actually take credit for things that are easy to fact-check? Do they just want to make the world worse? Either way, what feels really nice is to see justice come to them in the form of a dutiful commenter.

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS. 

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

If you suspect you're bad at your job, let's find the people responsible for putting braille onto a bumpy background and making the most climb-able "security" gate you've ever seen. Don't worry, you're not the worst at your job.

These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

Trying is the seed of failure. And these folks tried to do all sorts of things. Some tried to sound smart. Some tried to send dick pics. Some tried to simply express themselves online. And boy did they mess up big.

What happens when an incompetent manager threaten to fire an employee they completely depend upon? Bluffs are called.

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

Even after reading the absolutely insane headlines, these people didn't do a quick google search to find out if the Onion was a real newspaper. Imagine how confused you'd be if you just walked around thinking all of this was true?