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Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

funny facepalm moments of people being dumb | Natalie @jbfan911 large boulder size San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area. | Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet"
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Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire

People have a really hard time deciphering what is real news and what is obviously a joke. Who knew the unintended consequence of satirical news would be your grandma thinking the rapture happened. Whether it's a state of uncanny gullibility or just poor reading comprehension, a lot of mistaken people do not understand satire.

Mistaken people who took satirical joke news seriously | tweet by TheOnion Biologists Still No Closer Discovering Birds Have Sex If thats true just shows even though folks think are real advanced and good with computers nature still will always be more complicated and not then our technolgy
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Mindlessly Stupid Things People Said In Full Confidence

People say stupid junk all the time, and that's fine. What makes it even more rough is when someone says something totally wrong while trying to explain a topic or make an argument. That's the hardcore dumb. For more musings of the stupidly overconfident, here are some untrue "facts" people were told in complete seriousness.

Stupid funny things said by people confidently | psychiatricpenguin 25.0k points 19 hours ago 32 8 3 should try incorporate cinnamon and apple cider vinegar into diet, then can get off insulin and use more natural products control blood sugar type 1 diabetic
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Dumb Questions People Were Asked

Sometimes we're just not thinking and sometimes people are really just flat-out stupid. There are a lot of really dumb questions that get asked. People have almost too many stories about dumb things people said to have their intelligence questioned.

Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter
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When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb

It can be really frustrating to realize your boss is a goddamn moron. Some bosses are just good at hiding the fact that they have no idea what they're doing, but some are not quite so good. Don't get us wrong, many bosses are competent, but these ones really let the stupid cat out of the idiot bag.

Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries
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Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

It's not a question that kids are weird and dumb. They'll take multiple bites of fake fruit, lie about objective facts, and cover themselves in house paint for no reason. Everyone knows a few moments that prove the weird dumbness of children, especially when it comes to the stupid things they remember themselves doing. 

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past
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Dumb Moments of Failure and Stupidity

We're human, and we're never far from mistakes, failures, errors and blunders. Does that mean we learn from our mistakes? Honestly it's hard to tell. There's enough of us out here messing up that it doesn't look like idiocy is going away soon. All we can really do is sit back and enjoy the facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

funny stupid moments of failure | If ever feel sad just remember my friend and his girlfriend peeled 102 garlic gloves recipe and then realized said 1 2 garlic cloves | Why is there car inside bank car reflecting in window
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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

funny moments of kids being weird and dumb | DROPPED TOILET PAPER TOILET BUT THEN WASHED soggy roll of toilet paper | Name each following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton geometry
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Facepalm Moments of Intense Dumbness

Human beings can do some absolutely incredible things when it comes to observation, innovation and expressing nuance. At the same time, there will always be those of us who aren't exactly running on all cylinders.  And then sometimes we're just having an off day. These are the producers of facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

Funny stupid facepalm moments of people being dumb | Is there any sort book subscription kids exists where order books and once read them return them and get more? 7 Comments Like Comment 's called library.
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Brash Dudes Engaging In Risky Maneuvers

This wouldn't be the human experience if people didn't take risks. Some, if not most or all of these particular risks are needless and stupid, but hey, it's hard to stop people from doing stupid risky junk. Every day there are people risking their necks for no good reason, and we get unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

Men doing stupid and unsafe stuff | car with a huge intact trampoline tied to its roof
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Facepalm Moments of Mystifying Dumbness

Every day of our lives we makes mistakes, but luckily most of us know better than to hit ourselves with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If there were ever an opportunity to feel smart about your own life decisions, it would be while reviewing the monumentally dumb facepalm moments some other people manage to find themselves in.

Funny dumb facepalm moments | And on bus on bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6
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People Doing Stupid Risky Junk

We've all had the thought when we've had to reach an extra high ceiling or move a couch out of a hard-to-move-out-of place. "Well as long as I keep my balance we'll be fine." It's tempting to climb on top of a car and just weigh a mattress down with your body, but most of us can at least acknowledge that that's kind of a bad idea. Here are more unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

People being unsafe and doing risky stuff | person hanging from the back of a car holding a box on the roof of it | two people carrying a large box across a thin plank balanced in the air between a window and a truck outside
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Facepalm Moments of Monumental Dumbness

Just when you think people are basically good at things, you get hit with some facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. Sure, it's a little disappointing to see someone call a sunrise a "morning sunset" but at the same time it at least makes you feel a little better about yourself. These incompetent moments of classic facepalm can act as medicine for the soul.

funny facepalm dumb fails | Classifieds Tạp here turn off notifications this post Starry Night, Van Gogh 20.00 391/4" x 27 1/2" Posted 5h ago B and 15 nearby Thank Reply 5h Is an original? Thank 5h ago am unsure if are serious. 3 Thank Add reply..
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Horrible Boss Tells Most Valuable Employee to Quit, Instantly Regrets It

This boss thought they could get a single employee to do both of their jobs and expect to not get paid for it, told em to quit, and then realized that they might need them. The boss even went so far as to try to pretend that they just hadn't fired them. Horrible bosses have a tendency to pile responsibility onto employees they don't expect to pay, and in some glorious cases, an ungrateful psycho boss gets instant karma.

Employee does manager work but doesn't get paid for, gets fired instead of promotion and company fails | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/cranky_throw_away 17 hours ago "Fine then just quit Okay! oc M So freshly out high school hadnt decided on wanted do with my life, so got job at pizza place near where lived always been type person who would rather work than sit at home and didn't/don't have ton friends hang out with.
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Wildly Dumb Things People have Heard

Walk around for a few minutes on this planet and you're bound to overhear some extremely dumb things. It's fine to be wrong, but what's really disappointing about all this is the bone-jarring confidence with which people say some extremely dumb crap. People say some absurd things in complete seriousness.

Stupid things people have heard said | lavernican 19.7k points 8 hours ago Work at hotel. Guest asked why there no fourth July parade or any fireworks town were Australia.
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Brainlessness

No human is immune to error, but there are definitely some of us that are prone to making more. Just when you think people as a whole might be getting smarter, you're hit directly with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If human error were trees, facepalm moments are your very own log cabin.

Funny dumb facepalm moments | Russ @russdiemon wish could use laughing emojis real life 12/5/18, 1:22 PM 1,144 Retweets 8,583 Likes randy @randygivehandys Replying russdiemon or could just fucking laugh
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