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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

funny moments of kids being weird and dumb | DROPPED TOILET PAPER TOILET BUT THEN WASHED soggy roll of toilet paper | Name each following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton geometry
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Facepalm Moments of Intense Dumbness

Human beings can do some absolutely incredible things when it comes to observation, innovation and expressing nuance. At the same time, there will always be those of us who aren't exactly running on all cylinders.  And then sometimes we're just having an off day. These are the producers of facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

Funny stupid facepalm moments of people being dumb | Is there any sort book subscription kids exists where order books and once read them return them and get more? 7 Comments Like Comment 's called library.
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Brash Dudes Engaging In Risky Maneuvers

This wouldn't be the human experience if people didn't take risks. Some, if not most or all of these particular risks are needless and stupid, but hey, it's hard to stop people from doing stupid risky junk. Every day there are people risking their necks for no good reason, and we get unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

Men doing stupid and unsafe stuff | car with a huge intact trampoline tied to its roof
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Facepalm Moments of Mystifying Dumbness

Every day of our lives we makes mistakes, but luckily most of us know better than to hit ourselves with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If there were ever an opportunity to feel smart about your own life decisions, it would be while reviewing the monumentally dumb facepalm moments some other people manage to find themselves in.

Funny dumb facepalm moments | And on bus on bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6
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People Doing Stupid Risky Junk

We've all had the thought when we've had to reach an extra high ceiling or move a couch out of a hard-to-move-out-of place. "Well as long as I keep my balance we'll be fine." It's tempting to climb on top of a car and just weigh a mattress down with your body, but most of us can at least acknowledge that that's kind of a bad idea. Here are more unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

People being unsafe and doing risky stuff | person hanging from the back of a car holding a box on the roof of it | two people carrying a large box across a thin plank balanced in the air between a window and a truck outside
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Facepalm Moments of Monumental Dumbness

Just when you think people are basically good at things, you get hit with some facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. Sure, it's a little disappointing to see someone call a sunrise a "morning sunset" but at the same time it at least makes you feel a little better about yourself. These incompetent moments of classic facepalm can act as medicine for the soul.

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Horrible Boss Tells Most Valuable Employee to Quit, Instantly Regrets It

This boss thought they could get a single employee to do both of their jobs and expect to not get paid for it, told em to quit, and then realized that they might need them. The boss even went so far as to try to pretend that they just hadn't fired them. Horrible bosses have a tendency to pile responsibility onto employees they don't expect to pay, and in some glorious cases, an ungrateful psycho boss gets instant karma.

Employee does manager work but doesn't get paid for, gets fired instead of promotion and company fails | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/cranky_throw_away 17 hours ago "Fine then just quit Okay! oc M So freshly out high school hadnt decided on wanted do with my life, so got job at pizza place near where lived always been type person who would rather work than sit at home and didn't/don't have ton friends hang out with.
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Wildly Dumb Things People have Heard

Walk around for a few minutes on this planet and you're bound to overhear some extremely dumb things. It's fine to be wrong, but what's really disappointing about all this is the bone-jarring confidence with which people say some extremely dumb crap. People say some absurd things in complete seriousness.

Stupid things people have heard said | lavernican 19.7k points 8 hours ago Work at hotel. Guest asked why there no fourth July parade or any fireworks town were Australia.
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Brainlessness

No human is immune to error, but there are definitely some of us that are prone to making more. Just when you think people as a whole might be getting smarter, you're hit directly with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If human error were trees, facepalm moments are your very own log cabin.

Funny dumb facepalm moments | Russ @russdiemon wish could use laughing emojis real life 12/5/18, 1:22 PM 1,144 Retweets 8,583 Likes randy @randygivehandys Replying russdiemon or could just fucking laugh
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Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

The world has its fair share of entitled folks and their frustrating demands, but sometimes it gets worse than someone just wanting a discount for no reason. Sometimes people's approach to haggling is writing out their intent to come over to your house and mess you up. It's pretty stupid. For another ridiculous person who wanted a deal, here's a choosing beggar raging after rejection and getting shut down again.

Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no
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Laughable People Who Think They're Brilliant

The internet, home of ridiculous people who think they're geniuses. These are people who describe themselves as "too rational" to get a joke, think they understand space travel after thinking about it for 10 minutes, and rate online IQ tests poorly for giving them bad (accurate) scores. They're here to brag about themselves and ruin comments sections because they think they're geniuses.

Dumb people who brag about how smart they think they are | Skewed and Inaccurate test' is GEARED entirely towards right- brain activity and, so, is skewed and inaccurate. Having taken hundreds IQ tests my life (not mention holding multiple Post-Graduate technical degrees with GPAS 3.5 or better first which achieved at age 21 am well-aware my IQ which is significantly above average so-called 'test' put is generally considered be mentally challenged' range. Maybe better re-think test.
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Absurd People Who Didn't Understand Satire

You'd think that in this day and age people would be aware that joke news sites exist, or at least have enough sense to look at the source of a headline. But no, your aunt will still seriously respond to an article from "The Not Real News Times" about how sea world has taught its dolphins to drown children who aren't having enough fun. Anyway here are more absurd individuals who didn't get satire.

People who didn't understand satire | NASA THEONION.COM NASA Announces Plans Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun Haha Comment Share all should get nuked r destroying nature like this fuck NASA and fuck whoever supports them 1 35 m Like Reply sir, just ate Onion.
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Embarrassingly Basic Stuff Adults Didn't Know

Every responsible adult has to learn some really basic, extremely necessary information to help them through life. It can range from paying your bills to how to cook and egg to knowing that metal doesn't go in the microwave. Sure, there are plenty of factors people didn't anticipate about adulthood, but sometimes people learn basic things embarrassingly too late in life.

Stupidly Basic things adults didn't know | ReddishWedding2018 40.1k points 16 hours ago edited 16 hours ago friend who pushing 40 had never paid bill before. She had gone living with her parents living dorm living with her parents again until she got married, then she got divorced and living on her own first time. Got text her asking if my power out too, then she realized just her. Her excuse she never paid attention bills because she thought they were "receipts" and cost included her rent. Her
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Stupidest Things People Did to Prove They Could

People are absolutely terrific at doing stupid things. Whether it's eating 17 donuts, climbing through a bunch of poison ivy, or eating the hottest chicken sandwich ever, you can bet that people will do real dumb junk just to prove it to themselves. Here are more people's dumbest high risk, low reward moments.

Stories of dumb things people did just to prove they could | mixedwithmonet 35.1k points 12 hours ago buddy bet couldn't finish spiciest chicken sandwich at this joint known insanely spicy chicken under 30 minutes knew fucked up they gave gloves eat sandwich so sauce couldn't touch my skin and made sign waiver. Won bet, but really lost end.
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Proof that Kids are Stupid and Weird

It's a well known fact that kids aren't smart people. They might become smart people someday, but even that isn't a sure thing. We don't even need evidence that kids are stupid and weird because we were kids and we just know how dumb we were. No matter what you tell em, they're still gonna be dumb and weird.

Funny moments of kids being dumb and weird | cassietotallyjust first grade wanted grow up be bird and one day remember my neck and arms being covered little red bumps and thought transformation beginning and ran my teacher crying saying wasn't ready become bird yet and turned out just allergic yogurt and wasn't turning into bird at all
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Classic Facepalm Moments of Stupidity

If you think you're stupid, don't worry, there's someone out their saying or doing something that would make you look like a great big brain lord. People are producing classic facepalm moments of incompetence at a rate that surprises everyone around them. Humanity is just boiling over with incompetent facepalm moments.

funny stupid fails and facepalm moments | Apparently took 3 my aunts way too long figure out why candle wouldn't light. 2xC batteries Made China 12:41 PM 19 Jan 18 electric candle
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