idiots

These people and things tried. They really tried. Did they try hard? Absolutely not. But what's important is that that they ended up looking dumb.

How does a teacher grade fairly when a student has just put real work into something so damn stupid?

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

Darwin Awards ALWAYS has new candidates...

How hard is it to discern between a news source and a humor website? Did these people leave their thinking caps at the door? That said, boy does it make you feel smart to be in on the joke when someone else is scratching their head.

There's a reason coders get paid obscene amounts of money to do what they do. How in the hell did this guy see this job being comp'ed?