idiots

These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.

Tour guides see tourists do some really dumb things. If there's one thing to take away from these, it's that tourists are dumb. Not just kinda dumb. But like, real simple. Like, can't find their own ass kind of dumb. After a while it gets sad realizing these are the kind of people who represent you around the world.

If you want terrible life advice, there are a lot of places you can find it. Even if someone thinks they have your best interest at heart, they might not exactly have the proper wisdom to be helpful. Here are some really bad ideas. Some folks dodged these bullets, others regretfully went through with them.

We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.

For whatever reason, the internet is full of people who love to lie. Maybe because it's easy, maybe to make money, or maybe because it's fun for them. Either way, we thankfully still have an online community that values the truth. And to be honest, it gets us real hot and bothered when we see some awesome online justice get served. For more, check out these triumphant times liars got called out on their stupid BS.

Belle Delphine why'd you have to go and do this to the world. 

"Instagram model" Belle Delphine is really out here selling her "bath water" to thirsty gamers and shameless fans for $30 a pop. The 19-year-old UK-based cosplayer and model might be a shining example of all that's gone wrong with humanity, or she's just cracked the code and is playing the system to her advantage. And apparently that looks like used bath water. 

At its core, an argument is a very common and simple act where two people who disagree on something deliberate over the truth and best course of action. When both parties are interested in a joint solution, consensus can be reached. The problem is that a solution also requires that the people who are arguing can actually agree on the point of the argument, how to actually argue, and the rules of objective reality. Here are some times when people realized they were talking to someone who couldn't be bothered to want to agree, didn't have the energy, or was just flat out dumb as rocks. In a similar vein, here are some of the dumbest arguments people have found themselves in.

Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.

With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.

This obsessive piece of shit is so dumb I'm having a hard time believing he's a real person, and that this isn't some work of fiction for Reddit's Pro Revenge section. That being said, if we are in fact dealing with someone who's an idiot on this big of scale...then damn. Sounds like this bully was long overdue for his demise. The fact that he served it to himself makes the story all the better.

If you're looking for more pro revenge, we recommend checking out a classic story of revenge, when a meathead mercenary tried to go after the IT guy, and ended up getting his in the end.

Here we have another fine example of a delusional choosing beggar pitching a good old-fashioned hissy fit when someone wouldn't perform the requested services for free. It'd be nice if more shit in life was free, but it'd be even nicer if aggressive choosing beggars didn't do the things they do. Like don't even bother asking someone what the price is for something if you're only ready to offer NOTHING. 

We have some prime examples of blatant stupidity run amok. These people clearly fell through the cracks, and this is the result. Fair to say that if I was out walking around, these shining moments of ignorance wouldn't fail to stop me in my tracks. You just never know what kind of stupid you might hear while you're out walking around. 

Everyone knows you don't just copy and paste from Wikipedia! You've gotta change some of those sentences around and throw in some synonyms to throw em off your trail. Students have always been pretty stupid. Are they getting dumber? Who knows. Maybe these days we just have much better ways of documenting the stupid. For more, here are teachers sharing the dumbest essays turned in by students.

There are moments that you realize you were being a bastard. Sometimes you realize it years later. Sometimes you didn't have a crucial piece of information and you need to be humbled in the moment because you were being an ass. It doesn't feel good to realize you were being the bad guy, but it happens a lot. For more like this, here are ashamed people sharing their most embarrassing moment.