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Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises
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Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow

We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

A Choosing Beggar from 3 years prior needs a tow truck because his car broke down | No. Thats too low. Its hardly used. They are $100 new 75 So much would be willing $50? Been trying find one my friend can do $65 Okay let talk her and see she says Alright Thanks | My car broke down and im just trying get home dont think asking someone tried low ball an xbox kinect 3 years ago is answer lol good luck don't think 3:19 AM Just saying Idk are looking here
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Moments of Classic Facepalm to To Get that Stupid Fix

As long as there are people, there will be people who act and say things without thinking. Some of these moments are human and understandable. Others are in their own league of disappointing facepalm. Since people will never not be dumb, all we can do is take the laughs when we can get them and watch attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.

Stupid fails and moments of facepalm | Rains leave many Indiana farmers ll behind planting 24 198 Comments 38 Shares O Like Comment Share Most Relevant Write comment Top Fan En Why is there need farmers growing corn and soybeans most people go Krogers or Albertsons get groceries anyway | Flight @fightorg Follow China Southern Flight 380 delayed at Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after an elderly woman threw coins into engine luck.
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A Buffet of Facepalming Cringification

Here are some way-too human moments incredible entitled selfishness, blatant face-palming stupidity, and trashiness, cringeworthy egotistical bragging. These are the people you share the world with. At any time you are free to put a bag over your head and try to stop thinking about how dumb everything is always.

Moments of failure, facepalm, entitlement, bragging, trashiness, cringe and stupidity | Pennsylvania woman drove into oncoming traffic test her faith police say By Taylor Romine, CNN | Statue Liberty National Monument Historical landmark Manhattan Why'd they put on an island happens if island floats away just lose national monument am shocked they didn't think this through they constructed | Yellowstone National Park National park unaware park outside. Very misleading advertisement
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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared the Web with their Bragging

The internet is filled to the brim with self-titled geniuses who are convinced of their own superiority. They spend time online ruining jokes, tearing down other people and bragging about grades they got in middle school. Whether it's caused by narcissism or a sheer lack of self awareness, these cringeworthy braggarts won't stop covering the internet with their supposed genius.

People who think they're brilliant and brag about it | REDACTED If someone tries give advice first make sure their television isn't bigger than their bookcase. If is then simply ignore them. 9:43 AM 22 Feb 20 Twitter Web App
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Some Classic Facepalm Moments of Dumbness

People make mistakes all the time, and the variety of those failures is the spice of life. However much people try, they're gonna have attempts that hit the ground with the sound of failure. We get some daunting moments of disappointing facepalm out of the world from time to time, and mostly we can just be glad it isn't us.

Dumb moments of failure and facepalm | reni fred @fredboycolor just bought baguette and cashier FOLDED HALF so would fit bag | person climbing a roof on a ladder balanced on a single pole
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Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it's not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

Kids being weird, funny and stupid | My son asked combine two animals his biology class ELE PHUCK child drawing crayon art elephant with a duck bill
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Angry Customer Thinks Cabinets are Blue, Employee Peels off Covering

Customers try to return things for some real stupid reasons, like this lady who thought she'd get to keep two washers. This guy thought he was being justifiably upset when he was sold blue cabinet doors covered in logos. Nice going, man. For another dumb client interaction, here's a customer who didn't know what a broken arm meant.

Dumb guy returning cabinet doors thinks the plastic covering is the door itself | r/TalesFromRetail Posted by u/esotericality 27 days ago My cabinet doors have COMPANY NAME written all over them Short This happened worked at well-known furniture store few years ago see livid customer coming up Returns counter. He's got bunch cabinet doors with him and greeted by my colleague.
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Employee Asks For Raise, Company Forbids Employees from Discussing Pay

When the topic of raises came up, this store manager decided to send out a company-wide email forbidding employees from openly discussing their salaries. The problem there is that that violates labor laws, and this genius decided to put their policy into writing. An unfair boss can be the source of drama and justice, like this security guard who go the last laugh or this manager who tried to fire an employee for following the rules.

Boss forbids people discussing salaries and threatens to fire those who ask for raises | lieu an all store meeting 8:46 AM wanted have face face meeting with everyone regarding this, but schedules just don't allow s important enough get this information everyone clarity. Just have been hearing some noise and want make sure everyone understands and is on same page If have ANY issue/question regards salary/incentives/benefits there are 2 people can speak with is an understood rule within workplace
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Gullible Entitled Jerk Gets Trolled Demanding Free Art

Rudeness and a complete lack of self reflection go hand in hand. This gullible dude really wanted some free art, but like all the other demanding people who want artists to work for free, got trolled. There's some freakish entitlement going around, like this mom who lashed out at her babysitter for getting a better job

Demanding Rude Jerk GEts Trolled by Artist | Youre peice trash And art sucks hey changed my mind! ill do totally free Yoooo thank my guy soon can have done
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Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire

People have a really hard time deciphering what is real news and what is obviously a joke. Who knew the unintended consequence of satirical news would be your grandma thinking the rapture happened. Whether it's a state of uncanny gullibility or just poor reading comprehension, a lot of mistaken people do not understand satire.

Mistaken people who took satirical joke news seriously | tweet by TheOnion Biologists Still No Closer Discovering Birds Have Sex If thats true just shows even though folks think are real advanced and good with computers nature still will always be more complicated and not then our technolgy
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Proof that Children are Strange and Stupid

Kids are weird, dumb and easily tricked. All we can say is that we were this stupid once too, but that doesn't make kids not stupid. They make irrational demands, have unrealistic dreams, and believe just about anything. There's a lot of evidence out there that goes to show how kids are stupid and weird.

Stories and moments of children being strange idiots | yahoo answers Undecided Question Dumbest rumor heard about yourself? asked by neleigh Vote Best Answer Answerer 1 middle school people were saying home schooled. Even though went school.
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Incompetent Lowballer Wants Bike, Demands Address So He Can Steal It

It's not good business practice to abuse the person you're trying to buy from, and it's even worse stealing practice to tell a dude you're gonna steal from him then ask for their address after the fact. There are entitled people out there who just think they can have stuff, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and childcare.

Stupid guy tries to lowball bike, then steal it | No, sorry 100 is way too low had offers 200 already, so $220 would be lowest would accept, unless can come get today and then l'Il let go 200 gotta drive an hour u man so 120 is all ur gunna get. Or u drop off like 2 hours and l'll give 140 ok??
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Dumb Questions People Were Asked

Sometimes we're just not thinking and sometimes people are really just flat-out stupid. There are a lot of really dumb questions that get asked. People have almost too many stories about dumb things people said to have their intelligence questioned.

Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter
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When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb

It can be really frustrating to realize your boss is a goddamn moron. Some bosses are just good at hiding the fact that they have no idea what they're doing, but some are not quite so good. Don't get us wrong, many bosses are competent, but these ones really let the stupid cat out of the idiot bag.

Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries
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Fast Food Employee Gives Pranking Teen Exactly What He Ordered

We remember being idiot kids and doing stupid crap like wasting an employee's time on a joke order. That said, the humor is really lost once you've realized you've just spent money for a joke no one even payed any attention to. Here's a fun workplace prank of an employee who gets fake fired every time an awful customer shows up.

Kid orders nothing and pays money for it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by Brosdie Nothing Burger oc s This is my favourite story tell about my job year and half working at my local McDonald's. Compliant, yes. Malicious judgement.
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