idiots

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

Even after reading the absolutely insane headlines, these people didn't do a quick google search to find out if the Onion was a real newspaper. Imagine how confused you'd be if you just walked around thinking all of this was true?

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

The ignorance of some people can quite literally leave you speechless. 

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

There are no stupid questions. But there are absolutely ridiculous questions. These kids risked looking like complete idiots just so everyone else could know the truth. Hats off to these "fantastic" sex ed questions.

Everyone wants a deal, but no one wants to try very hard to get it. We really hope no one fell for these manipulative (and often dumb) bargaining tactics.

Why should selling your old phone online be easy? With the help of these wonderful people, online marketplaces are that much more hostile and bitter. Thanks, guy who thinks he can get a 600 dollar phone for 30 bucks.

What child doesn't want to slide out of an elephant's butt? Back in my day, we worked 16 hours a day for the opportunity to walk uphill into an elephant's butt, both ways!

These heavy-brained mind-Goliaths are equipped with lethal intellect. Their sinuses are literally sopping with liquid knowledge. Shakespeare and Einstein have nothing on their self-reputed mental prowess.

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

These people and things tried. They really tried. Did they try hard? Absolutely not. But what's important is that that they ended up looking dumb.

How does a teacher grade fairly when a student has just put real work into something so damn stupid?

Darwin Awards ALWAYS has new candidates...

How hard is it to discern between a news source and a humor website? Did these people leave their thinking caps at the door? That said, boy does it make you feel smart to be in on the joke when someone else is scratching their head.