The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.
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While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.
The internet had this guy's back! Sounds like his brother was rocking all kinds of red flags when it came to being controlling over the guy's future wife. What a nightmare!
Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.
This question was bound to strike a chord. Sounds like this guy's wife fell down some kind of rage-fueled rabbit's hole amidst her pregnancy. Do you think he's in the wrong for asking this question, or is his thinking well-warranted?
If there's any time to be caught in a compromising position, a huge book store is not a good place for it. Sometimes people can just be victims of terrible timing. It's anyone's nightmare to be publicly called out for a crime, especially one that could get you on a registry somewhere.
When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.
This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens.
These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage!
This guy's delayed revelation has the power to literally lighten your life. He found himself living in physical darkness alongside his wife, and never took the extra time to determine if their environment was necessary. Fast forward to present day and we have a hilarious, humbling little fail on our hands.
