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Husband's Hilarious Attempts At Making The Bed

Jim is doing the best he can. It would seem he doesn't know what to do with the pillows. But that's okay, Jim. We still respect and adore you. 

A husband's various hilarious attempts at making the bed every morning | Joanne Sterling Saturday at 5:55 PM After 45 years Jim is charge making bed every morning don't think he knows do with extra pillows | Here is today's design
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Wife Cheats On Husband, Husband Surprises Wife At Hotel, Pro Divorce Results

When this husband discovered that his wife was out running around on him, he decided to craft and execute a brutal pro revenge. One can only imagine what it was like for the hotel staff when that was going down. Must've been a full public freakout. 

Husband learns that wife is cheating, and proceeds to take a pro revenge | r/ProRevenge u/[deleted 3y JOIN 1 12 Pro Divorce Throwaway as this might not make very popular, even ProRevenge. This all happened few years ago told friend story my divorce and told share. Started few years ago thought were happy were usual suburban professional couple. Financially secure, healthy, good sex life, two kids (14f and 9m at time thought had healthy social life.
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Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

This husband knew just what to do when it came to beating the newly instituted points system. The dog must've been stoked about all those walks too. 

Husband takes advantage of partner's newly instituted points system | TIFU by instituting point system my spouse try get housework done Mandatory FU happened yesterday but suffering consequences today. Some background, my husband is very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on weekends thing is really tough him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.
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People That Remarried Their Ex Spouses

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with remarrying their ex spouses. Love can be a strange and confusing beast, and some people have a real hard time leaving someone behind. Sometimes, it really does end up working out when people get remarried!

A collection of AskReddit replies to how people ended up remarrying their ex spouses | dirtyrango not but this guy who works one our rural offices has married and divorced same woman literally 6 times. Im not sure they're logic is but whatever.
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This one's been around for a while, and it's still sad as ever. "It's got that medicinal quality to it..."

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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

Jokes and funny things about marriage from twitter.
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Man On Holiday In New Zealand, Lives To Regret Taking His Wife Adventuring Up The World's Steepest Street

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. This TIFU story is entirely the husband's fault, and he knows it. 

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Woman Tries To Hide Email Receipt For Some Fancy Underwear, Discovers Incoming Engagement Ring

This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change. 

Woman tries to hide the email receipt for fancy underwear, ends up discovering evidence of an incoming engagement ring.
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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Man Wants To Give His Ex-Wife Some Of His Lottery Winnings Despite Angry Girlfriend

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he's a jerk for sharing his lottery winnings with his ex-wife despite his angry girlfriend. Many folks seem to be expressing an opinion that he's in fact not the asshole in this equation. They suggest it's his money, and his right to do with it as he sees fit. 

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30 Marriage and Parenting Jokes and Memes for the Overwhelmed

Relationships are work. That would be perfectly fine if parenting wasn't work also. And also if regular work wasn't work. Kids will have meltdowns for dumb reasons and spouses will never learn where you keep the good plates, but that's life. Anyway, the takeaway is that everything is work but it's probably rewarding or something and here's some jokes.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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Man Asks Internet If He's Rude For Calling Out His Brother For Controlling His Future Wife

The internet had this guy's back! Sounds like his brother was rocking all kinds of red flags when it came to being controlling over the guy's future wife. What a nightmare! 

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