You didn't hear it here first, but kids have meltdowns over mundane things. Lets face it, children aren't smart, and they just don't have it in them to be subtle. You'd be this upset too if it was the first time in your entire life someone didn't meet your illogical expectations. Thanks to this, exhausted parents have tons of stories about their kids dumb meltdowns. It's hard being a kid. Okay, it's actually pretty easy when you consider what it's like being an adult, but still.
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Via Mads 0k
This brings us back to playing sports as kids, when the opposing team had the one kid who had already gone through puberty and all your teammates could do was just look at each other and go "well, good luck everyone." They're playing on an 8 foot rim too, so this kid doesn't even have to jump to dunk. Watching all the other kids try they're best is harrowing, but also kind of hilarious.
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Via Monochromemutt
You didn't know you needed this, but here's a video version of this conversation of a person who needed photos of cenozoic animals with their mouths open so he could photoshop microphones into them. It's simple but by god it's one of those wonderful gems of the internet.
Via Jomboy Media
Seems like a very functional and loving relationship between two happy individuals. Marriage must be right around the corner!
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Austin Pets Alive has recently gotten some attention on twitter for their unorthodox cat naming. We decided to root through their archives and see what we could find. We weren't disappointed. For a funny cat adoption fail, here's a sorely mistaken animal lover who thought they had found a stray cat. Or, if you are wondering how bad people's names can get, check out this list of people whose parents simply hated them enough to give them such an unfortunate name.
Via FOX 10 Phoenix
This excited reporter made a fatal error while doing a high school spirit report live on air. Sure he's got spirit, but when he gets a little too up close and personal with the tuba and has to deal with the consequences in real time. Goddammit tubas are hilarious. Honestly, this news tuba fail might be art.
Via Andrew Koller
This guy shared a video of what a typical day on the job as a bird scarer is like. The resulting footage is absolutely hilarious. He looks like he's having WAY more fun than the rest of us.
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Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. Because there's not much better than being right about something stupid and technically correct. Sometimes you gotta get technical about things.
The world is a big amazing place filled with all types of people. Some of these people lack self awareness to a profound degree. Like it's actually amazing how bad some people are at thinking.And we love to hear about them. Here's some more dumb stuff people have said.
Via Josh Ballico
This right here. This is the kind of stuff that we like to see. Yes. Bravo. Thank you internet gods for bestowing something so wonderfully brilliant and idiotic at the same time. Yes. The drum solo you least expect. Phenomenal.
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These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.
Via Andrew Chapin
That there is some good childhood. In some old outtakes from the show, we've got Robin Williams doing improv with a stick that's slightly too adult for children, meanwhile Elmo has an innocent screw up and can't handle the shame.
This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative PowerPoint Tinder profile on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. Tinder requires creativity and he went way beyond. I'd swipe right.
Please dear God we hope these people don't have families of their own. The weirdly creative torture and absolutely psychopathic behavior people display when they're in control of simulated families only means that we are troubled, dark gods. The Sims has given birth to many creepy, strange and hilarious moments.
