The folks back over at Fox report that firefighters were called into a gym in Worms, Germany to help free an idiot and his junk from a 5.5lb weight. Apparently it took a grinder and a hydraulic saw to do the job. The fire department went ahead and shared the pic of the weight all broken up, after the mission was accomplished. Naturally, it's since gone viral; and everyone has tons of hilarious questions about the bizarre occurrence...
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Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously. And here are another 44 Funny Tinder moments for when you're done with these.
Oh you know, just trying to offset the mind-numbing nature of a Tuesday afternoon/evening with a pleasing stream of tweets and pics from the comedically gifted. Keep trucking on work-weary soldiers, you'll make it through the grind just yet. Hump day lurks promising on the horizon...
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Tinder is a place where you go hard or go home. No half-assed attempts at appearing sexy, interesting, smart, cool, funny and unique all at the same time: you either put everything in or nothing. And these Tinder girls put in everything. There's no bullsh*tting here, no skirting around the subject. No siree. And honestly, it's impressing. If I were confronted with that kind of up-front-ness on Tinder, I'd have no choice but to go with it. So go with it, and enjoy these inspirational Tinder moments.
Occasionally we all, as human beings, fall victim to the depravity of our nature and do something that later leaves us questioning our entire existence.
Some of us more so than others apparently.
These users share some of the most hilariously cringey and depraved things that we've ever borne witness to.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field. This is just one of the many terrible, and somehow quite good jokes that are in this list. Most things in life aren't good if they're bad (bad milk and bad pickup lines make us go bleugh) but one thing that gets better the worse it is are jokes! Don't ask us why, we don't know. But we made a list of them just for you. Feel free to share them with your dad.
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Hopefully, you clicked on this little shit-stained compilation of adults losing their grasp on, well, socially-acceptable bowel movement processes, out of sheer curiosity. On the offhand chance that you're in fact seeking solace and peace of mind through reading about others that have shared in the messy struggle you once (somehow) lived through, then you've my personal sympathies. May these hilarious, cringe-inducing, rancid tales bring you nothing but hearty laughs and the encouragement that yes, we all f*ck up sometimes; and shit happens.
Via HumaneIdeas
In a spectacular showing of prank-ish trolling, a German awards show was temporarily paralyzed when a Ryan Gosling lookalike managed to breach security, and accept the actual Gosling's award. If only he'd been more prepared for his speech.
Outside that, the audience literally doesn't know what to do with themselves, and Colin Farrel is wearing the pained, lifeless expression of someone who ended up on a Tinder date that looks nothing like their photos. 
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'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
