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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.

From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions. 

These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

What would we do without kids being around to break right through all the half-truths and BS. They just give it to people straight! 

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.