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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

Please dear God we hope these people don't have families of their own. The weirdly creative torture and absolutely psychopathic behavior people display when they're in control of simulated families only means that we are troubled, dark gods. The Sims has given birth to many creepy, strange and hilarious moments.

From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions. 

These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.

What would we do without kids being around to break right through all the half-truths and BS. They just give it to people straight! 

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.

More impressed at these siblings ability to remain so close later on into their years. Outside that, it's clear that some kinds of pictures only makes sense when we're kids. 

They set themselves up for this when they put this dad's 11-month-old through a personality quiz. 

We can't guarantee you'll understand these wildly incomprehensible tweets, but therein lies the beauty of Scottish Twitter! 

Everything about this is absolutely unbelievable. The following "live-tweeted" account deserves a place in the Hall of Fame (of Live Tweets). Seriously, there's enough material here for a show. Oh wait: it basically sounds like Grace and Frankie IRL. 

Mad geniuses...