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Do you want a four thousand dollar coffee table that weighs hundreds of pounds? C'mon there's tons of dumb stuff being sold online. How about a custom made flower pot that looks like half of a baby? No? Why not? Sounds like you're weird. It's like everyone is the king of their own antiques roadshow when they're trying to sell bizarre stuff online.

You can't be sure of what kind of weird images you'll find on the internet. Some would be helped with context, and for others that would just make it worse. You can't tape shut the internet's valve of weirdness without getting covered with cursed food from the devil's pantry and other freaky cursed images to just feel weird about.

There's a whole lot to look out for in the land down under. These terrifying images filled to the brim with nope might make you never want to go to Australia. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the gnarliest things that buffet workers have witnessed. Buffets certainly attract all kinds of monstrous food creations. On top of that, the customers can get real interesting. 

Who knew food in unconventional positions and combinations could illicit such an emotional reaction. Anyway, these are horrible and discomforting. The hardest part about this is that you know a few of these are just photos of someone's dinner. Anyway for more horror here's cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

These real estate photos would leave any potential buyer with a few questions, such as "is that a load-bearing fridge" or "does the hog come with the place?" People live in some wild places, like this incredibly gaudy house or this unique multi-themed house that's weird and kind of awesome.

At any point in life, you might just be a few interesting facts away from being creeped out. There's so much to learn about the habits of serial killers, the effects of certain poisons, awful trivia and unsettling details of things you thought were fine. For more, here are some not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

Some farts just go too far apparently. Take this dude for instance who was just trying to pass some gas, and said gas ended up being so dang rancid that his fellow employees thought there was a literal gas leak. 

Some things are better left unopened and tossed altogether. You know, things like a two year old thermos. This dude learned his lesson when he assaulted his senses with what must've been a haunting mac and cheese creation. Check out some more cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen over here.

Roommate drama can get intense, like when this roommate refused to pay rent or this roommate who thought she was being sneaky. Just the small act of getting a full-grown child to do their dishes can be a pain. Luckily, this person figured out a prank that made a solution very graceful and easy.

Quality control at a restaurant isn't something a whole lot of people think about. If you're buying a burger, your thought process is probably a version of "I will buy the burger and eat the burger." But finding something like a bolt, or an animal, or worse, half an animal, in your food is enough to ruin your day. Sometimes people are just dumb like the time Chipotle had to field complaints about people finding bayleaves in their food. People will eat some pretty bonkers cursed foods, like this guy who gave himself food poisoning to win an argument.

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There's enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

They say that what you don't know can't hurt you, but after you read enough, you kind of come to the conclusion that that's totally untrue. There are a lot of unknowns out there that can absolutely hurt you, and there's a lot of things out there that will just make you feel bad to know. For other facts, here are wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence and some happy facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

Someone's always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it's old and broken, that just means it's vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it's unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There's no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

Wow, this Tumblr thread is quick and particularly absurd. We've got a true case of a mad lad who apparently conquered their spider infestation problem, by, well, eating them. Yeah, that's a curveball you don't see everyday. Real or not, just imagining some dude doing this is equal parts mind blowing strange and hilarious.