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Nothing warms our hearts like being able to feast our eyes on some rather gnarly cake fails that missed their mark by a long shot. Hopefully the folks that created these disasters were able to have a nice laugh about it. 

Cursed Images are a good reminder of how lost and repulsed we can be by random images with zero context. You could call it something like a sensory response to cognitive estrangement. You could also call it "being disgusted by seeing a bowl of pennies filled with milk." Little of column A, a lot of column B.

If you found yourself waiting in line behind a customer who ordered up one of these devilish concoctions, it's fair to say that you might find yourself with a momentary pain in your gut. Seriously, it's just wild what some people decide to drink. The baristas on the receiving ends of these orders must've been put at a loss for words. For some more wacky business from the food world, check out these guilty pizzas that committed inexcusable crimes. 

In some cases, a closeup of just about any pot of slime is gonna look bad, but then there are those cursed foods from Lucifer's larder that are so creatively horrible that they're just hard to look at. Props on people for trying something new, but dear god some of this food was created in the underworld's kitchen.

Some horrendous food creations look like they were taken right out of Lucifer's Larder. They're just that disgusting. You don't even have to know what ingredients went into the abomination of a creation to know that it ain't good. Proceed at your own risk when it comes to checking out these cursed foods. 

Craftsmanship and taste are two different things, and sometimes one gets the better of the other. Sure, you can make high quality shoes out of teeth, but you should also be asking yourself if anyone wants to look at them. It's very possible to make a thing that's impressive but also of highly questionable taste.

Knowledge is power, and some weird knowledge has the power to alienate strangers. Knowing how bleak, desolate, painful and precarious the world is can be a lot to handle, but it might make people think you're smart. That's kinda cool, right? Some facts are too sad, which is why it also helps to know wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

Food is one of the great joys of life. But when it goes wrong, cursed food can quickly become one of its great terrors. Sometimes we eat stuff that sucks to be polite guests, sometimes we don't realize what we're eating is gonna be bad, and sometimes we're just stupid. At least when it's over we have new insight on the worst things we've tasted.

Why should food be constrained by terms like "appealing" and "not horrible?" Why should food only go in a mouth? Why don't we put scrambled eggs in a shoe? It's all about breaking down paradigms man. Sure, a lot of these are horrible cursed foods, but sometimes it's time to really freak out the squares with some ham ice cream and peanut butter and jelly body art. Open up Satan's crock pot for some cursed foods.

Ask around, visit a friend's house, and it seems like everyone has an air fryer all of a sudden. They seem pretty cool, but such new technology has yet to be experimented upon by the home scientists among us. @KLobstar went ahead and did some cutting edge science, seeing what would happen if you left this newfangled device to operate on a hot dog for 120 minutes. For some more loose handling of the science, Here's a handy tumblr list of the lickable sciences.

Ah, yes, good old cursed images. Cursed images are one of those strange and unfortunate things that the vast and unpredictable online world seems to consistently cough up. If anything, cursed images are there as a reminder that life can always get a little bit more uncomfortable. The weirdest thing about cursed images as well is that they literally hurt to look at sometimes, but they're also so hard to look away from. If all this cursed craziness got you going, check out a collection of cursed food abominations over here.

Why do a weird job bad when it could be done with so much skill that it makes you question everything? Sure, taste is subjective, but most people would admit that a hand made Dora the Explorer themed knife set isn't exactly the greatest use of most people's time and effort. It's still cool that people continue to make skillful creations of questionable taste.

The internet opens up wonderful new marketplaces for those of us with weird crap in our attics and the creativity to rebrand literal garbage. There's a lot of dumb junk people tried selling online. There's soiled mattresses, pig couches, weird shaped potato chips, baby launchers and just so much more dumb and weird items people tried selling online.