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No matter how old we get fart humor will always be there to entertain our inner childish selves. There's just something helplessly hilarious about ripping some bad smells, and the grossed out reactions that ensue. 

The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation. 

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

Drive thru workers are exposed to that strange gray area between customer and employee, when the customer feels like they're kind of "at home" in their car; but they're also interacting with customer service. It's this gray area that makes for some truly bizarre moments. We're talking old ladies ordering ice cream cones for their monkeys, a lizard chilling on the dashboard, a guy kicking it with his falcon right there. A whole lot of exotic pets actually. 

The phenomenon of self-proclaimed nice guys is the pinnacle of entitlement, jealousy and creepiness. This guy is too accurate of an example for why you shouldn't give your address to strangers. Dear Lord, this behavior is creepy and terrible. Oh, and it looks like he's not getting that iPhone either.

Most people are basically decent. Almost all of us try really hard to be respectful to our family, friends, and even complete strangers. There's a general understanding that it's not good to inconvenience other people or make their lives harder. For one reason another, there are times when that it completely lost on some of us. The result is people being huge A-holes to the point where someone's trashiness is its own spectacle. These are some of those times. For more, check out these moments of extreme trashiness to max out your garbage-ometer.

Thanks a lot internet, I absolutely hate it. If you're looking to get your fix of cringe in for the day, look no further. These uncomfortable images didn't fail to leave a sour taste in our mouths. However, we understand not all cringe tolerances are created equal. 

If you're looking for another batch of fierce cringe, check out this list of 16 times the internet handed us so much cringe that we almost lost it.

If you're looking for cursed weird crap, look no further than Goodwill. You'll find mannequins with baby heads, Shrek rectal thermometers (Shrektal?), and signed crap from celebrities you forgot about. There's no end to the strange stuff you'll find in the average stack of junk. For more, here are some fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.

We are huge fans of absolutely any time an "F" finds its way anywhere near a signs that says "Art." Seen it a hundred times and it's still just as funny as the first time. Pure gold. Anyway, here are some signs, clothes and architecture that could use some rethinking. In the meantime we'll enjoy the sweet failure of it all.

When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace. 

If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries.