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Anyone who's worked on the floor of any kind of store is gonna be reminded of a time when there was a customer they just couldn't deal with. Thank god for the good managers out there. This one is weirdly reminiscent of that old story, The Three Billy Goats Gruff. For a triumphant retail story of someone in customer service who actually got to speak their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

Obvious Plant makes parody and spoof products that are hilariously, fantastically weird. And we love them. From anger advice to themed ponchos, to food-grade hair, Obvious Plant has got your needs covered.

Just in case you wanted to kill your appetite; this dump is for you. A nice steaming dump of absolutely horrendous cursed food. 

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

You'd think that not stealing peoples stuff and being generally alright would be a universal thing people know to do in someone else's house. You would be wrong. These people had to deal with houseguests who were rude, demanding, and downright gross. If you wanna see more stories about the rudest thing a houseguest has don in someone's home, check these out.

We stray further from God's light every day. 

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

Weird customers! Mean customers! People trying to trade in obviously stolen games! What may have been a haven during your own childhood, and a confusing maze for grandmas trying to find a game in time for Christmas, was a wild land of weirdness and misfortune for the employees who worked there. Here are some more customer service stories from GameStop Employees.

The world is full of selfishness and neglect, and luckily someone was there to snap a photo. Here's a bunch of times when people could have conducted themselves a little better but made the choice not to. Yikes. If you want some more trash to fuel that garbage fire then here ya go.

Say what you want, but the truth is that Florida really is in a league of its own. We've got people out there vaping bodily fluids, training alligators, and taking a pancake snack break in the middle of the road. That last one's alright though. Sometimes you just need some pancakes, bro. If you're looking for more Florida Man content in your life, check out the epic Florida Man Challenge over here. It might be just what your life needed. 

This is a bit of a waking nightmare. You ever get those earbuds lodged firmly in the back of your ear, and experience the moment of panic when you're not sure if you'll be able to remove them? NO.FUN. To make matters even worse, this swimmer found themselves staring at the terrified face of a puzzled doctor, when they went in to see what's what. 

Four Loko decided to disgust the internet with what might be their most disgusting flavor yet. And they did it in honor of 4/20. Would you expect anything less? I sure hope not. 

With the new popularity of processed foods in post WWII America, the culinary lifestyle of the states was about to get pulverized into a steaming heap of tasteless crap. Jell-O pushed its way into meals like an estrange drunken uncle into your last Thanksgiving. Food failure follows us everywhere. Here are some cake mistakes.