What we have here is a fine display of the kind of cluelessness that generally leaves us speechless. Tough to carry on negotiations with someone who believes that honey is bee's blood. I mean, come on Bonnie, it is time to read a book.
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There are some really not good signs out there. Whether they read as complete gibberish or and up horribly filthy, there's some folks who might need to rethink their one job. Worse than that, sometimes people design products and signs to be horribly misleading and those too are wildly frustrating.
Scottish Twitter does an amazing job at capturing the Scottish culture. It's pretty much impossible to not read these in your head with a Scottish accent. The lad really does have a point with curry turning to a weird sticky paste after being left out for a bit.
Getting lied to sucks. Getting lied to by your boss is some serious business. Some of the most satisfying work stories come from people defying their incompetent and oppressive bosses by just following the rules, like this guy whose boss told him to guard a spill, so he did it for hours. Here are some work memes to get through the grind.
A tweet from the folks at @MarketWatch is drumming up quite a bit of backlash, after suggesting that a family of four with $350K a year is struggling. Twitter users are pointing out all the "ridiculous" expenditures that are still being included, for a family that is apparently struggling.
Anyone who has ever muddled through the grind that is working customer service will connect with these painfully relatable memes. On a good day, maybe only one customer drives you nuts. On the other days however, it can begin to feel like the whole world is against you.
Twitter users are getting real creative and dark-humored in what they're coming up for, when it comes to the kinds of things you'll never hear said in a hospital. It's funny, we don't think about how fragile that atmosphere really is when it comes to how selective people should be with their words.
Petty revenges bring people a terribly large amount of satisfaction. It just feels too right giving in to that burning impulse to go out of your way to get back at the person who did you wrong. These particular cases of petty revenge are the living, breathing, definition of petty. Buckle up.
Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.
It's compelling and somewhat flattering to think of Earth as the most dangerous place in the galaxy, with humans being the only ones crazy enough to tame it. This thought brings fun ideas such as the idea of humans as super resilient space orcs, or the idea that aliens trying to invade Earth could be stopped by local wildlife. It's informative, fun, and somewhat self indulgent.
You know, bone apple tea, when the food's amazing and it's french or something. We love nothing more than when people's well-intentioned attempts to advertise and spell something correctly comes up short. It's the effort that counts, and these are nothing short of beautiful efforts.
When people ask to get roasted, they're baring themselves and their appearance to the whirling cogs of internet bitterness. People know that no punches will be pulled in order to achieve a sweet burn. The internet is a system built perfectly for facilitating sweet clapbacks, slams and times for people to meet ruination by words.
This bridesmaid asked the morally righteous people of Reddit's "AITA" subreddit if she was in the wrong for dropping out of a wedding party, after realizing that the bride was hosting a lingerie pyramid scheme. To make matters even more uncomfortable it turns out the bride used part of her honeymoon fund to buy into the MLM.
Via POPSUGAR Moms
Kristen Stewart can't hide her amusement as her daughter belts out some Lizzo on the way to school.
