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Fun-Stealing Dullards Who Didn't Get The Joke

It's totally fine to not get a joke. We all have slow days or miss references or just don't wanna read. But when you're the kind of person who doesn't get a joke and then goes and calls someone an idiot because you didn't understand it, then buddy, you've just joined the ranks of mistaken bozos who didn't get jokes. Enjoy your fiefdom of crap from your throne of poor reading comprehension. Here's more people who aggressively didn't get the joke.

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Fine, no one expects elementary schoolers to absolutely nail a concert. But also, there's something undeniably funny about the beats, the crowd, the soloist trying to hold it together, and the fact that it sounds like it's being played on a dump truck. Of course, a display like this would have anyone wondering if they themselves sounded like this when they took elementary school music. And honestly, if there's no video evidence, all we can do is search ourselves for half a second, look straight in the mirror, wink and say "no daddy-o, you totally shredded Hot Cross Buns on the recorder."

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Funny Tweets To Mercifully Lift The Unamused Out Of Boredom

Like anyone else, if you sit with your own thoughts for more than 5 minutes, you tend to get scared and upset. With that, we've decided that a constant flow of funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength are a good way to avoid our own horrible thoughts. Seriously our internal monologues sound like a barn fire. Anyway, here are some funny tweets to quote at parties in lieu of having a personality.

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Stupid Proof That Kids Are Almost a Different Species

Kids are dumb as rocks and weird as heck. These people are expected to one day become functioning members of society, but man, junk like this doesn't inspire confidence. Okay, maybe we should cut them a little slack. How much of a chance do you have at understanding reality when everyone in your social world keeps telling you Santa is real? Maybe it's not a mystery as to why kids are so strange and dumb.

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When you've already lost the game, why not go for broke and use the power of cheating to give the people what they want. The amazing thing is that this still took a crapload of skill. Where's the horrible 1997 CGI short to accompany bowling achievement like this?

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Funny Tweets To Quote At Parties In Lieu Of Having A Personality

Hey, not all of us have the patience to read books or take salsa lessons, so it comes to this. There's nothing quite like being at a party going "that reminds me of a funny tweet I saw" and then totally butchering the idea so it's not funny anymore. You've accidentally missed the point and made it too dirty. Then the one person you kind of know goes "mhm yeah totally." That's what we call a social win. Here's more funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later and some extra tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

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He really went for it. Just imagine if you were fresh off a flight from a far away paradise, and then suddenly you're greeted with nothing short of a monumental fart. 

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This is just the kind of thing that the internet exists for. This guy didn't waste any time in proving one of the many aggressive YouTube commenters wrong. There are always going to be people lurking in the comments section just waiting to stir the pot by saying something unnecessarily provocative. There aren't always going to be people like the one we have here that go out of their way to prove the commenter wrong. 

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Woody Harrelson is just one of those guys that can't be bothered to keep up with some of the details that the rest of society deems important and/or common sense. In this case, the detail happens to be the fact that Liam Hemsworth is brothers with Chris Hemsworth. You'd think that connecting the dots on that one wouldn't have been too much of a stretch, but alas, here we are. 

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25 Decimating Burns That People Hit Themselves With

Sure, anyone can come up with a rare insult to bruise people's egos, but it takes a true master of self deprecation to put themselves through devastating self roasts. You could call it humility. You could also call it a complete lack of self respect. But when people are done hitting others with spicy rare insults, they throw themselves through the roast gauntlet. It looks like it stings.

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25 "Not My Job" Moments of Radiant Unprofessionalism

Man, why are people always telling us to do stuff? Okay, maybe it's our bosses, and maybe they're telling us to do our jobs, but still. Why can't they be more chill? It's like they're begging for a handful of "not my job" moments of professional apathy to come creeping into the workplace. Not working is a great time, especially while at work. Yeah, it produces a few "not my job" moments, but still.

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People's Favorite Lighter Conspiracy Theories

We can talk about what shady underground group is doing what where, but the conspiracies people really believe in are about game shows, traffic cones and Disney attractions. They're not exactly inconsequential, maybe more of a thought experiment. Hey, it's at least fun to turn to a coworker and say "have you heard that small pockets are in bed with big purse?" Here are people's creepiest theories on the nature of reality.

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What's more human than looking at a Roomba and saying "not having to vacuum is great, but why can't it bring me a beer?" With just a few slight modifications we now have that reality. While the robot revolution is inevitable, we might as well put our feet up and give the robots a half decent reason to revolt against their humiliation. What once was roomba has now become brewmba.

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48 Funny Pun Business Names That Chose Cleverness

It's unclear if having a pun business name is any better for business but at least it's something to look at. There's just something so awesome about an entire sign someone made just for a dumb joke. Maybe it's the sheer commitment to the bit? For the connoisseurs of sign jokes, here's a funny restaurant sign that dispensed jokes and wisdom.

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Twitter Thread: People Ruin Movies With One Word

It turns out that it's really not that hard to ruin an otherwise perfectly respectable movie with one word. One word can unleash a whole lot of damage on that meticulously crafted movie title. At the same time though, there are so many crazy movies out there that it wouldn't be shocking if some of these actually ended up being movies. If you're looking for another entertaining post involving productions on the big screen, check out this nostalgic Twitter thread on bizarre, obscure, and straight up cursed TV shows

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Wife Condemns Husband Over His Love For Breakfast Sandwiches

I mean, hey, breakfast sandwiches are quite tasty. Some of us find that dish that we obsessively eat as often as possible. Maybe more often than the rest of society would deem normal. To each their own though. It sounds like this guy's decision to take down a many few breakfast sandwiches didn't bode too well with his wife. The whole scene really reads like something out of a TV show. She definitely could've handled the whole situation with more care. 

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