The world is full of choosing beggars who routinely push the limits of decency to save a few extra bucks. Sometimes it's your cousin's ex-girlfriend who still uses your Netflix account and demands that you pay for it. Sometime's it's a random dude on facebook marketplace who wants your iPhone for free. Cheapskates come from all walks of life, and they're constantly making life more annoying for everyone around them.
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Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.
Couples are sharing what surprised them the most about moving in with their partners (females/males). You haven't lived yet till you've moved in with your girlfriend and discovered a Chewbacca like hair monster in the bottom of your sink. Or how about the million bobby pins that continue surfacing around the place, while you've never seen your girlfriend actually use one.
It's known that everything about college is way too expensive, but charging a fee for a service that no one will fully use is pretty much stealing. It's like if a company offered coupons for free kicks in the crotch. Who's gonna redeem all of them? Anyway this guy decided he wouldn't make the college waste his money, so he wasted it in a way that he at least had control over. People often come up with solutions to problems foisted on them by large institutions, like this guy who was told he had to work on vacation.
They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.
Twitter users are sharing their best "Spoiled Kids Complaints." The resulting tweets are brimming with insufferable levels of obnoxious entitlement. One of these spoiled kids complaints might remind you of a time when you were waiting in a grocery line, and overheard some whiny brat going on about how they were severely disappointed that they didn't get the "rose gold iPhone" instead of the matte black iPhone, for their birthday last week.
Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.
These refreshing spins on traditional advertisements, show us what it'd look like if ads actually told the truth about why consumers want their product, or what they can expect from using said products. Sometimes you've had a rough go of it and you just want to eat your feelings away with a pint of Ben & Jerry's; or it's been a booze-soaked night of madness and you wound up at Waffle House at 2am cause you're drunk out of your mind.
It's always a good time for funny work memes to help you survive this cruel world. Anyone who's waited on a table of bastards who tip nothing has a need for some relatable server memes to help you remember that you're not alone. Hell, if you work retail then here are retail work memes. Whether another Karen is breathing down your neck for you not accepting an expired coupon to a different restaurant, or you've just finished your shift and it's your "Friday," get at them work memes.
Tinder is filled to the brim with failed attempts from hopeless romantics. People either seem to use the app to break out the pickup lines they'd never use in real life, or to actually find a meaningful connection. Tinder generally seems to serve as a magnet for immaturity, shamelessness, and naughty banter. But hey, that's also why we love it.
The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.
Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory.
Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued. We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.
These sleepy men were committed to seeing their shopping tasks through. Sometimes the shopping just gets to you, and you need to grab a quick snooze. And what better place than the comfortable, air-conditioned confines of a nice store with piles of plush clothing that serve as great makeshift pillows.
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What a wild time to be alive. The Chinese vlogger was known as "Your Highness Qiaobiluo on DouYu." She'd made promises to meet with excited fans after raising at least $14,500 in donations. But it would appear the mirage has dissolved and that dream of raising all those donations is as good as down the drain. Yep, looks like the beauty filter was all that stood between the world and "Your Highness" having her true age of 58 years exposed.
