People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.
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If you're the kind of person who likes sleeping and not cleaning chocolate sauce out of your couch, it's good to think really hard about the decision to have kids. Kids are stupid and weird and disaster tends to follow them, so let these be a reminder. We remember being weird and dumb kids, and we're not sure if we'd want to deal with us.
Depending on where you live, an active Homeowner's Association can be filled with some of the most boring, cruel and power hungry people you've ever met. Their draconian rules can suck the life out of your own living situation and you can be punished for something as simple as where you choose to store your garbage bins. So here's an interesting strategy to combat their rules. And for more, here's someone who got revenge when the HOA tried to remove their trampoline.
It's kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth's wildlife.
Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from.
People have their favorite small preferences and beliefs. We will nitpick over everything from how to conduct yourself in a store to their least favorite multiples of seven. The smaller things get, the more passionate people get about them. People can get amazingly petty, like this Costco parking lot standoff that ended in petty revenge. There are some things people are just tempted to believe, even if they're completely ridiculous, like people's favorite conspiracy theories.
We can't believe this scamming tactic ever works. How many people believe that a complete stranger claiming to be a CEO or government official or whatever would need you to pay them with gift cards? Either way, when it happens to savvy people, they try to have fun with a text message scammer. The person on the other end is apparently so desperate for those gift cards that scammers can get trolled for a ridiculously long time.
Tinder is the place to try out those cheesy pickup lines and enjoy the process of not taking yourself too seriously. The world of online dating certainly has its success stories, but it would seem that a lot of the time, it's just people being silly and saying ridiculous stuff to each other. Check out some more gems from Tinder over here, if you're still hungry for more.
Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the most severe cases of people being out of touch with reality, that folks have witnessed. Sometimes you find yourself out wandering the world, and come across a human being that seemingly lost all their senses. The rest is cringe and awkward city.
Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There's enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.
Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we're left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc.
If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn't a real color, after all.
Kids are some of the dumbest, strangest people on the planet. They have ridiculous beliefs, are easy to trick, and can't do anything for themselves. It's so bad that to call someone childish is an enormous insult. Sure, their brains aren't fully formed, but holy crap are kids stupid and weird.
