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26 AskReddit Replies To What Would Go In A McDonald's "Angry Meal"

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share what they imagined would go into a McDonald's "Angry Meal." The ensuing replies are deep-fried with angst and painful levels of hopelessness. Like how about a McDonald's job application and a salad. 

AskReddit replies to what would go into people's McDonald's "Angry Meals" ends up being comedy gold.
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Gordon Ramsey Harshly Judges People's Crappy Food in 16 Images

We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

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Technical difficulties at BBC in June 2017 resulted in an impressive marathon-style news cluster-F where we got to watch the anchor have what looks like a silent existential conversation with himself for over 4 minutes. The interspersed "BREAKING NEWS" interjections give it a sense of timing fit for a sketch comedy show.

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Choosing Beggars That Wish The World Was All Free Handouts

These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

If you're looking for more juicy choosing beggars content we recommend you check out these choosing beggars that wish the world was their ATM.

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23 Various Attempts That Metaphorically Faceplanted

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to fix a sidewalk. Sometimes you're just trying to get a point across, guilt-trip someone or seem cool online. Sometimes people are outright trying to be bullies. Life has its ways of making sure that all of these attempts see glorious failure. For more failed attempts, here are some failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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Uncle Gets Forced into Showing His Egocentric Brother's Kid Extreme Cartoon Violence

That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.

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Guy Sends His Girlfriend Heartfelt Message And She Discovers That It's Fake

It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves. 

Guy sends his girlfriend a heartfelt message, and she ends up learning that it was fake.
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23 Times Cops Were Criminally Cool

Here's to those who took the idea of public service and kicked it up a notch. Here's a batch of cops protecting and serving in their communities. Kinda weird seeing them be cool and not asking you how fast you were going. For funny stories, here are some of the dumbest things people said to cops.

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Hypocrite Lies To Get Out Of Mopping Duties, Ends Up Getting Caught Red-Handed

This hypocrite employee thought they were so smooth and clever when they tried to lie their way out of mopping duties; and that didn't exactly pan out like they planned. 

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Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

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PETA Places Billboard Near Jimmy's Famous Seafood So They Call Them Out On Twitter

PETA started beef with Jimmy's Famous Seafood when they foolishly decided to put one of their obnoxious billboards next to the restaurant. Jimmy's Famous Seafood called them out on Twitter and glorious obliteration ensued. 

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27 Unfortunate Times Life Made Things Complicated

Life is big and full of unforseen circumstances, so you're bound to see some unfortunate moments that could've gone better. Whether it's a boat getting grounded, someone dropping their phone from a rollercoaster, or just a bullfrog stealing a cat's dinner, life will serve up every one of us some hard times. Is it cathartic and somewhat entertaining to see what other people have to go through? Kinda, yeah.

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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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Twitter User Determines That Toto's "Africa" Is About A Lovesick Werewolf In Africa

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across a dedicated Twitter user who is here to unravel the mystery behind Toto's well known, "Africa."

We sincerely hope that everything with the rain and shit works out for the werewolf. 

Twitter user determines that the real meaning behind Toto's "Africa" song is that it's about a lovesick werewolf.
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Pathological Liar Bridezilla Tries To Get Married In A Month, Berates Maid Of Honor, Has Terrible Wedding

This pathological liar bridezilla is in a trashy league of her own. The general tl;dr here is that she appoints the sister of her ex to step in as her maid of honor cause the other person falls through and she's "good at planning." From there it's a mess of last minute planning, a terrible bachelorette party at a dirty karaoke bar, and the unfortunate finale of a totally botched wedding day. Sounds like the maid of honor honestly dodged a bullet on this one. 

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