We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.
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One of our favorite personalities Mark Hamill tells some old Star Wars stories and in the process does a stern, no-nonsense Harrison Ford. The guy also has a pretty awesome twitter presence, like the time he roasted ridiculous Luke Skywalker action figures.
Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.
This oblivious café customer encounter is any of us just trying to make it through another day without being an absolute failure. The struggle is real, and it plagues us often. That being said, we can't verify whether or not this story was pulled out of thin air altogether. Hard to say. Still entertaining to imagine it going down!
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These awkward freudian slip ups are our new favorite kind of news bloopers. Some cringeworthy gold in these.
These memes dedicated to the soul-grinding struggle of adulting, might hit very close to home. It ain't all bad though. We still have the finer pleasures in life like shelling up in our caves to completely check out from reality with a Netflix bingeathon.
If you just keep doing something you learned in childhood without any self reflection, you might end up doing some stupid things for way too far into your adult life. Sometimes song lyrics or figures of speech don't make sense until you see them in writing. People are often wrong, even about their own health, but what sucks is when you're publicly, idiotically wrong for waaaaay too long.
Coachella season showed up and took a steaming, glittery, bright multi-colored, rose petaled dump on our news feeds. It is a Basic Fest like none other; the peak of superficial absurdity, where influencers roam the festival grounds to hunt down the perfect place for a well-lighted pic that might garner them enough likes to clear a hearty paycheck, and/or envy from their "friends." Sit back and enjoy the circus getting roasted by these scathing, and hilariously accurate tweets.
If you ever wanted to have to make some hard choices, this AskReddit thread asked people to share the most difficult "would you rather"s they'd ever considered. If you're out with friends and the conversation's getting slow, drop in one of these confusing and kinda effed up scenarios to get people's brain juices flowing.
Life is full of mistakes, big and small. Sometimes it's not your fault. Like, you can't tell a robot or a piece of fruit to be on your team. But sometimes it totally is your fault. Some of those times are the sweetest. If these aren't enough, then check out some more mishaps here.
These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.
