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People's Dumbest "High Risk Low Reward" Moments

People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.

Stories of big risks people took for a stupid reason | mingk 409 points 3 days ago Licked raw chicken prove not all chicken had Salmonella.
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A Few Compelling Reasons to Not Have Kids

If you're the kind of person who likes sleeping and not cleaning chocolate sauce out of your couch, it's good to think really hard about the decision to have kids. Kids are stupid and weird and disaster tends to follow them, so let these be a reminder. We remember being weird and dumb kids, and we're not sure if we'd want to deal with us.

Big messes kids made | child sitting on the floor with colored pens drawing on a white dog | young kid smearing chocolate syrup on a cushion of a white couch while two dogs watch from behind
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Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Depending on where you live, an active Homeowner's Association can be filled with some of the most boring, cruel and power hungry people you've ever met. Their draconian rules can suck the life out of your own living situation and you can be punished for something as simple as where you choose to store your garbage bins. So here's an interesting strategy to combat their rules. And for more, here's someone who got revenge when the HOA tried to remove their trampoline.

Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.
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Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

It's kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth's wildlife.

Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat
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Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

Oh boy, these flat earther moments are something else. One never goes full flat earther. Like, if you do, is there any coming back from that? I'm not sure. 

A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.
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Petty Stuff Folks are Extremely Passionate About

People have their favorite small preferences and beliefs. We will nitpick over everything from how to conduct yourself in a store to their least favorite multiples of seven. The smaller things get, the more passionate people get about them. People can get amazingly petty, like this Costco parking lot standoff that ended in petty revenge. There are some things people are just tempted to believe, even if they're completely ridiculous, like people's favorite conspiracy theories.

Small things people believe passionately | NotTheNoogie 34.6k points 20 hours ago 23 32 6 More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!
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Scammer Gets Trolled and Taken on Wild Ride

We can't believe this scamming tactic ever works. How many people believe that a complete stranger claiming to be a CEO or government official or whatever would need you to pay them with gift cards? Either way, when it happens to savvy people, they try to have fun with a text message scammer. The person on the other end is apparently so desperate for those gift cards that scammers can get trolled for a ridiculously long time.

Guy trolls scammer | Jacob conference meeting right now, can't talk on phone but let know if get my text Thanks Yes got text just fine. Ok good want carry out specific task out right now Will be able do now ASAP Yes am completely available conference meeting right now and need provide our clients with some gift cards. Can confirm if can get iTunes gift card | conference meeting right now and need provide our clients with some gift cards. Can confirm if can get iTunes gift card nearest store Asap
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Silly, Cheesy, And Funny Tinder Moments

Tinder is the place to try out those cheesy pickup lines and enjoy the process of not taking yourself too seriously. The world of online dating certainly has its success stories, but it would seem that a lot of the time, it's just people being silly and saying ridiculous stuff to each other. Check out some more gems from Tinder over here, if you're still hungry for more. 

A collection of funny moments from various people on Tinder | ive been freindzoned so many times lol would be open rp? roleplay? yes ok be level 9 Druid/half elf cast fireball do respond? oh ment like erotic rp sorry cast SEXY FIREBALL | Sunday 10:01 PM If had warning label would yours say? Today 5:54 PM Product contains nuts k but can't imagine mature adult saying is idea mature adult someone who is able respond various circumstances an appropriate manner Girl question literally had no favorabl
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Most Severe Cases Of People Being Out Of Touch With Reality

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the most severe cases of people being out of touch with reality, that folks have witnessed. Sometimes you find yourself out wandering the world, and come across a human being that seemingly lost all their senses. The rest is cringe and awkward city. 

The most severe cases of people being out of touch with reality | thunderfart_99 My parents' neighbour thought her garden too small her sons play So she met my parents first time first thing she actually said Can give some garden so my sons have more space play Thankfully my parents just said no context, they live very expensive neighbourhood where houses cost on average 750,000 1 million gardens neighbourhood are lot bigger on average than majority gardens UK never heard story somebody bein
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Dumb and Weird Stuff from the Crevices of The Internet

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There's enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

Strange, funny, weird and WTF images | a child hiding under the dashboard in the passenger seat of a car while a llama sticks its head in | woman taking a photo of another woman posing in front of a fake tropical beach backdrop
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Twitter Thread: Man Drives Nine Inch Nails Manager To Insanity

Well, all we can say here is that he certainly got one over on an unsuspecting tour manager. The rest is gold. 

Guy drives the manager of Nine Inch Nails into absolute insanity | Rob Sheridan Follow @rob_sheridan those unaware Annoy--Tron an absolutely insidious office prank device very tiny contraption with an adhesive back designed be hidden or stuck difficult--find places looked like this. 2/ JAZY
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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we're left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn't a real color, after all.

A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes
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Moments that Show Kids are Dumb and Weird

Kids are some of the dumbest, strangest people on the planet. They have ridiculous beliefs, are easy to trick, and can't do anything for themselves. It's so bad that to call someone childish is an enormous insult. Sure, their brains aren't fully formed, but holy crap are kids stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and strange | Jared Goldstein @heyjaredhey 1d 10 told my mostly white class Japanese and little white girl raised her hand and said can't say Japanese have say Asian and everyone agreed. O 911 277,264 126K Show this thread
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