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17 Times Low Cost Cosplay Delivered Ingenious Costumes on a Budget

We'd all love to dress up as our favorite cartoon characters and superheroes, but few of us have the time and budget to do a good job. Thanks to Lowcost_cosplay we have an answer to the question "how can I dress up like my favorite Disney character, Ursula the Sea Witch, when all I can afford is a banana?"

A guy creates clever low budget costumes.
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25 Things People Would Treat Differently If They Had Better Names

There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

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Wholesome Wrong Number Text Ends In Dudes Coming To See New Baby

When this guy got looped into a baby birthing that he wasn't a part of, he still went down to see the new baby. Because why not? It makes you feel good to see random strangers making connections, especially with good humor involved, like this understanding customer who got a messed up pizza order.

Guy gets a wrong number text for a baby birth so he visits the mother.
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15 Expectations Vs Realities And The Fallouts That Ensued

We love a good old expectations vs realities list, and especially when the hopeful expectations take a big loss to the grim reality of the situation. We're all just out here trying to hit our stride, and not fail with every move we make. Unfortunately, the world and it's ever consistent string of fails has other plans. 

Times people's expectations did not line up with what reality gave them.
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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

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Choosing Beggar Leaves Idiotic One Star Review, Store Owner Fires Back with Justified Condemnation

This reviewer had the nerve to call a suitable response to their insulting offer "unprofessional" and inadvertently went in for round two. The world is full of frustrating cheapskates, but when someone leaves a ridiculous review like this they leave themselves open for an utter takedown of their entire character.

A choosing beggar leaves a bad review and gets a response from the owner.
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You didn't know you needed this, but here's a video version of this conversation of a person who needed photos of cenozoic animals with their mouths open so he could photoshop microphones into them. It's simple but by god it's one of those wonderful gems of the internet.

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A Tale Of Two Neighbor Cats Falling In Love Through The Window

If this adorable story of two neighbor cats falling in love across the street isn't the most wholesome thing of all time, then I don't know what is. Oh, and this is definitely a better love story than Twilight. No question about that. 

A Twitter thread about two neighbor cats falling in love through the window.
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Photoshop Trolls Toy Endlessly With Guy Who Fell Asleep During Road Trip

Ok, this wins. When this guy fell asleep, his girlfriend decided it was the perfect time to ask the internet to toy with him on photoshop. The resulting photos are too damn good. There's something hilarious about a guy who's clearly in an unshakable deep sleep, getting teleported all over the place to action-packed scenery. 

Guy falls asleep during road trip, so his girlfriend asks Photoshop trolls online to mess with a picture of him sleeping
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29 Things That Scream "I Am Very Smart"

You don't want to find yourself classified as an r/iamverysmart, intellectual titan. The following are signs that you might fall under that category, or you might be one of those rare actual enlightened few, that keep your smarts to yourself. 

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Mohammed Anas got caught up in one cringeworthy fail during an interview where he thanked his wife and his girlfriend. He went on to deny any claims of infidelity, and said that "everyone knows I call my daughter my girlfriend." Uhh, I don't think that's what you meant, my dude. 

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Tools Rack Up Boss's Tab, in turn Boss Has Them Pay Their Own $3K Check

Feels good when someone's crappy behavior is rewarded with a fitting punishment. In this case, two rude dudes who overstepped their bounds got a talking to and left with the massive bill they created. Sometimes employees get their own petty revenge on terrible customers, but this one came down from their own boss.

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Comedian Mistakenly Invited To Speak At Conference For Dentists, Won't Stop Sending Them Proposals

Comedian Paula Skaggs, mistakenly received an invitation to speak at a very formal conference for Dentists. Skaggs took advantage of the accidental email, and proceeded to unleash some hilarious pitches for her "speech" at the dentist conference. Once she started, she just couldn't stop herself. 

Comedian mistakenly invited to conference for dentists won't stop sending them pitch ideas as a joke.
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There was a misunderstanding at the American Association for Christian Counselors where the audience was expecting a humorous speech. John Pipers speech instead was incredibly dry and about his own shortcomings, but that didn't clear it up with the crowd right away. A few minutes in he becomes very confused.

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These German tourists were a little confused in Florida when they encountered a strange lack of sidewalks and non-existent pedestrian crossings. 

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21 Workers and Customers Share Their Amazing and/or Dreadful Buffet Stories

Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.

buffet story about person filling shirt with chicken wings
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