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Craziest Things Deep Sleepers Slept Through

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the craziest things that people have slept through. Many of us have known (or are that person ourselves) someone who has an uncanny knack for being able to drift off to the dreamland, and remain there, through moments of absolute chaos. Could be sleeping through multiple fire alarms, or maybe something like remaining unstirred when a literal lightning bolt strikes the airplane. 

Deep sleepers describe the craziest things that they've ever slept through | OakNogg have slept through our fire alarm numerous times and tree falling into our house.
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Guy Outwits Inconsiderate Roommate With Pavlovian Method

Now that's a beautifully executed pro revenge. The guy managed to bring on his roommate's downfall, without the roommate even having any idea about how that happened in the first place. For some more juicy roommate drama check out this revenge story about a stealing roommate who got their clothes dyed for free.

Guy ends up outwitting his inconsiderate roommate by using the pavlovian method | r/ProRevenge u/nitsirtriscuit 1y Join Roommate lacks will get up on his own see lot hot blooded revenge stories lately where huge shit storms get stirred up and someone gets fired or arrested. My story is cold blooded revenge, where very small and deliberate action makes my victim lose out. My first semester at college had roommate who pain butt. He made up Honor Code rules tell us weren't allowed watch movies or
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Tumblr Thread: Hitting Terminal Meme

Memes are a sort of ephemeral form of communication. Most of them need some sort of context in order to operate well. As this tumblr thread shows, the further we get from some, understanding them becomes a form of cultural anthropology. These ones still mostly make sense though so it's still pretty funny. For more tumblr stuff, here are some random tumblr gems to tumble through.

Tumblr thread on memes gets memed | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run Man door hand hook said young man car gun plaid-n-converse memeception elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this" so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this" is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site. God damn But this This
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Most Mindless Things People Have Witnessed

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most mindless things that people have ever witnessed out in the world. The thread was inspired by the late George Carlin's infamous quote about how when you meet someone seemingly stupid, there's also another person out there that's going to be twice as dumb as they are. Just considering that, it's no wonder that the kinds of occurrences in this thread are taking place in the world. 

People describe the most mindless occurrences that they've ever witnessed | hjallday182 14h witnessed family try and set up trampoline on concrete without legs on, they then jumped on 10 minutes kids were crying because they thought didn't work. Dad scratched his head several minutes while walking on and doing half bounces. They just built ring and laid on concrete should have taken video.
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Friends' Bookstore Idea Starts Out Positive, Keeps On Going

Anyone who has ever hatched up a dream business idea with a friend will resonate with this cheery, wholesome, genuinely adorable story about a couple friends starting a bookstore together. 

Friends' bookstore idea starts out all cheery, and then just keeps on going | Leanne Brown @LanLanLanBan couple nights ago couldn't sleep because spent three hours imagining myself owning bookshop also sold baked goods. 20:19 08/08/2016 Twitter iPhone ili View Tweet activity 2 Likes Jasmine @_JAZZ 09/08/2016 v Replying LanLanLanBan Leanne reckon this is viable business option and l'd like us pursue dream together
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"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers

In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

funny not my job fail moments | AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE | case sink overheats or catches fire kitchen design not thought out properly
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Stuff That Looks Like Tasty Food But Isn't

We're geared to look for tasty things to eat and there's nothing we can do about it. Well, the one thing we can do is not eat something that's obviously a rock or bowl of poison. The thing is, there's so much tempting stuff out there that looks like food but isn't. It's hard to keep track of it all.

Objects that look like food but aren't | so-called "scientists" don't want know about beef mines pink rocks minerals resembling pieces of raw meat
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Coworker Snitches On Employee For Being Late, Petty Revenge Ensues

Man oh man, it sounds like this coworker was a whole lot of extra. The dude was late, as some human beings are prone to be on occasion, and the coworker made a whole deal out of it at 7:10 AM on a Saturday morning, Sounds like the boss was having none of it as well. At least the petty revenge was satisfying! If you enjoyed this quick petty revenge story, check out another tale of pro revenge with the time a county mower messed with a dad's shrubs, and proceeded to lose to rebar.

A petty revenge about a coworker snitching on an employee for being late | r/pettyrevenge u/fixerofthings 2y Join say only called boss out concern my well being? Well being called him had follow suit few weeks ago, my coworker (CW negating some minor protocols which left some equipment down overnight. He also didn't send emails some our remote teams regarding downed equipment. So did him solid (or so thought) and sent him and only him an email telling him he did wrong very next night, he did
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Tumblr Thread: Extreme Analysis of the Ratatouille Timeline

Tumblr has a love for delving into Pixar movies, specifically Ratatouille and The Incredibles. For example, here's Tumblr's deep look at The Incredibles as well as Tumblr's look at the significance of the Ratatouille Chef Boyardee scene. To give credit where credit is due, they're good movies worthy of attention. That said, Tumblr gets extreme with its analysis of this kind of stuff.

Tumblr analyzes Pixar movies Ratatouille and The Incredibles timelines | thestuffedalligator year did events Pixar's Ratatouille occur They do not give specific year, but film offers lot information if look. There are no computers, celphones, or internet, so know takes place prior PC revolution 95 is not contemporary with its release date 2007. Skinner and Linguini share bottle 61 Château Latour so is absolute earliest year film can take place Rather than go down list clues with their pros and
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Mom's Baby Name Choice Gets Called Out

There's nothing wrong with finding ways to share your appreciation for Game of Thrones. Even if the last season and that finale was some whole other kind of mess, but leave the newborn baby out of the process. Or, or if you're going to name your newborn after a character from the show, at least spell their name right. The name that this new mom settled on sounds like it'd manifest in nothing short of a waking nightmare for the kid every time they went to introduce themselves. 

Woman's baby name choice gets called out by her roommate for being completely ridiculous | AITA telling my roommate name she chose her baby is 'ridiculously stupid Not hole My roommate (24f) is big Game Thrones fan. She's pregnant with her first child right now. She decided name her baby Arya she asked my opinion this name said good name with good meaning (Arya means noble Sanskrit but lot people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/Sansa because popularity GoT and might be little too common
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This is easily one of the best interviews Conan's ever done. He just needs to make bread expert a regular guest for moving forwards. 

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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.
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People's Favorite Polite Insults

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about people's favorite polite insults. Some of these might be familiar. They're the kind of insults that don't come out blatantly swinging, but more so go for the subtle sting. 

People describe their favorite polite insults that they've heard | ReaverRogue 4d 's nice so ordinary. Reply 233
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Choosing Beggar's Request Lands Them At Comedy Club

It's never a good sign when the buyer kicks off negotiations asking the seller what the lowest price that they'll go for is. From there, it gets even worse when they're told about the lowest acceptable price and proceed to try and lowball that to oblivion. Check out some more choosing beggar madness with this choosing beggar who couldn't (or wouldn't?) grasp the meaning of a deposit.

A choosing beggar asks for the lowest price on a Macbook, and gets trolled | Today 8:45 PM Hey man still have MacBook Pro? Yeah 's lowest take? Lowest go is $700
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Precious Gems From The World Of Scottish Twitter

Ah, yes, good old Scottish Twitter. It's a world rich in culture, and more than half the time we honestly can't understand what they're trying to say. That doesn't mean that Scottish tweets aren't mad fun to try and read out loud. If you enjoyed this batch of precious gems from the world of Scottish Twitter, we recommend checking out more funnies from Scottish Twitter over here.

A collection of funny moments from the world of Scottish Twitter | Lauryn @LaurynDow Does anyone else only get out eh bed multiples 0 or 5, like gets 07:21 n am like nah av missed al get up at 07:25 or am mad
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