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Stuff That Looks Like Food but Isn't

The people at r/forbiddensnacks are committed to finding things that look delicious but are otherwise not food or straight up harmful. It's a world of fungi that look like donuts, landscapes that look like rare steaks and just delectable looking spider eggs. It's stuff that looks like delicious food but isn't.

Stuff that looks like food but is not | schnetzle 10 3 realized something today orange red white clear dice plastic cup of fruit salad punch with cherries and orange fruits
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Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

Wash your hands and get them ready to meet our face. Moments like these are ones where you wish with all your might that people are joking. Then you think about all the ignorance you've seen in person and you realize they're probably not. For another self-esteem boost, here are some more daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest
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Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

Those Amazon Echos can get you, man. This couple experienced quite the shocking moment when the husband had unknowingly paired up with the Amazon Echo, while watching a video with Terry Crews in it. While the initial and mysterious booming voice might've been some kind of terrifying, can you imagine if Terry Crews was actually in their kitchen? 

Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.
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The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most insulting compliments that they've ever received. Insulting compliments are a confusing predicament to find yourself in; on the one hand, someone just said something "nice" to you, but on the flip side, the nicety was paired with something else that pointed out how you were less than, in the person's eyes. Like, you're great, but not as good as everyone else in the room. 

AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received | reddit posted by pat_patrol actually look good emphasis on 'actually' and surprise my friends voice still haunts. pic of two people sitting together.
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Bookshop Finds Out They Are Rage Against The Machine Tour Date

The London Review Bookshop was intrigued to discover that they were one of the dates for an upcoming tour by Rage Against the Machine. It was an obvious mistake, but it also kind of made people think about the logistics of having a Rage concert in a bookstore.

Bookshop is accidentally on Rage Against The Machine your schedule | LRB Bookshop tweet LRB LRBbookshop so rage against machine just announced their european tour dates and were shocked discover apparently they are playing at bookshop on august 14th. first heard having an emergency staff meeting now about can make this work
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Ruta gives it a long think before trying to mess with this dog, Howie. The dog's face kinda says "oh my god it's happening again isn't it." He is having none of it.

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This bar code reader is connected to a a speaker rather than a cash register, and scanning different bar codes generates different sounds. It sounds like it makes good impromptu techno. Pretty cool.

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Rare Insults That Bruised People's Egos

Rare insults will always manage to melt our icy hearts. They're often creative and brutal, and likely leave whoever is on the receiving end of them, speechless. The online world will always have people ready to spew the next insult, so why not spice it up a bit by thinking outside the box. These folks definitely pulled it off. 

A collection of rare insults that were creative and brutal | told kids they're not allowed call each other "stupid" anymore. So Eddie just told Max he looks like walking talking booger without dental plan mean, at least 's making them more creative guess.
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Antiques Roadshow Memes That Are Logically Sound

Antiques roadshow memes hold a special place in our hearts. The captions from @KeatonPatti are a pleasant mix of dark humor and wit. You might just surprise yourself by wanting one of these bizarre items. 

A collection of antiques roadshow memes that are timelessly entertaining | Oy, Mista Dad? Doll $40-$70 FAR OKeatonPatti creepy china doll buckteeth wearing a knitted head cover tied under its chin
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Stupid Things People Believed as Kids

It's no myth that children are bizarre and stupid. They believe every lie, have a horrible sense of logic, and a lot of them can't read. So it makes sense that many of us remember the incredibly dumb things we believed as children. Some of them even make some sense before you remember how stupid you were.

Funny and stupid things people believed when they were children | Diesell23 some reason thought every car made had do crash test. Probably because my dad once told our car had very good rating crash test amazed by fact all cars were repaired so well before being sold.
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Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns

It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns. When they're bad, you just want to call the police and sit in the corner facing the wall. But sometimes we feel like we need a ration of puns to satisfy our wordplay cravings. How much you like puns at any given time probably depends on your mood, as well as how many bad ones you've had to see recently.

Funny and dumb puns | Dads naming boats might be my favorite thing ever ABOAT TIME Fishizzle Feeling N ST. THONAS WOOD TOO WOOD NOT Pier Pressure ANCOUVER DAD CIRRHOSIS RIVER UNSINKABLE II AQUA HOLIC. best Shires ENTRA MORS HEINZ ROSTER SARKE WEANZ 20% MORS HEINZ NCESTERS SAUCE 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE Sinie86 Since-1869 HEINZ
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Tattoo Parlor Has Epic Response for Entitled Customer

Sometimes people feel like being a paying customer makes them impervious to criticism, but when it comes to responding to entitled customers who don't reveal the full story, the businesses themselves tend to have some pretty damning responses. Here's one where a business owner leveled with a guy who complained over a dollar taco. This one has an interesting twist regarding that pesky "voice was too high" remark.

A bad customer leaves a one star review for a tattoo parlor so the business has a funny response | Absolutely horrible. Came here one day with two friends who wanted an ear piercing and nipple piercing. After getting yelled at walking wrong door, which is not at all marked went get piercings and one young woman my party denied service nose ring because her "voice too high is insane and discriminatory wanted tattoo but after way have been treated this establishment wouldn't let them touch with
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Customer Prevents Robbery by Mistaking Mugger for Employee

Usually when someone mistakes a customer for an employee it's some kind of horribly entitled Karen who mistakes someone and they just roll with it, but this time it was the staff who had the customer to thank for their case of mistaken identity.

Customer recognizes mugger and thinks he works at convenience store | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by BraidedDivide Old lady mistakes mugger as employee work convenience store has strict "always comply with muggers" policy think because 's cheaper them deal with losing whatever's register than fighting suit an employee hurt defending
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Someone's not taking too kindly to the "pressure" of being questioned at the station. Sheesh. 

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Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before

There are jokes about dads. Jokes for dads. Jokes that dads love to make. It's just a big dad party out here and the dad memes are flowing freely like a poorly done home plumbing repair. Here are more dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times. And here are more still, some rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING
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Strange Photos of Deceptive Perspective

With your brain working double-time to process all the junk your eyes throw at it every second of the day, you're gonna end up with some double-take inducing moments of intriguing perspective. Not everything appears exactly as it seems, and it could be a strange illusion caused by weird perspective.

Optical illusions caused by strange weird perspective double take eye trick | shiba inu dog sitting in the passenger seat of a car appearing extremely buff and leaning its massive bicep on the window. wedding photo groom in white shirt holding up a bride with a long veil that appears to be coming out of her butt.
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