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The good news is that the baby deer looks like it's fine. With that being said, that must've been quite the shock for the poor little guy. Gotta be careful when you're busy running around out there, buddy!

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Crocodiles probably don't make the best pets on account of the lifeless eyes and crushing bite strength, but at least we can watch this and imagine having one on a leash. It is kinda funny how she just pops her head up like that.

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Parents Get Peppa Pig Piñata For Kid's Birthday Party, Backfires Terribly

These parents' hearts were definitely in the right place. However, even the most pure of intentions can end up resulting in gritty consequences. In this case, they endured a tough lesson in underestimating the emotional impact that getting a piñata of their kid's favorite cartoon character would have. Oddly enough, kids don't like seeing their beloved cartoon characters get smashed to smithereens. 

Parents get a Peppa Pig pinata and live to regret the decision.
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Customer Asks Restaurant To Cut Burrito In Half, Restaurant Maliciously Complies

Some people can get very fired up about their burritos. Like, remember the time that a Tumblr user unleashed an epic rant about their burrito not being served up to their standards? Yeah, not a rant that's easy to forget. Well, this time around we have a couple customers that wanted their burrito cut in half. Folks in the comments section were definitely making a solid case for the stance that the restaurant really should've just cut the burrito in half and not made a big deal out of the whole thing. Especially when you consider that there are plenty of people out there that physically can't cut their burritos in half due to health conditions. For some more juicy malicious compliance drama check out the time that a rude customer got their comeuppance from an auto salvage yard employee.

A spicy customer demands that a restaurant cut their burrito in half, and the restaurant does just that.
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Rare Insults That Decimated People Creatively

Sure, we can live our lives telling the people around us "you look dumb" or "you stink" but that lacks panache. It's when you hear someone say "nice hair, you look like a dropped lollipop" or some crap that makes you go alright, that was one of those rare and spicy insults that hit different. People may not be good at reading, writing, being kind, driving or doing their jobs. But damn they're good at insults. Holy crap.

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You go, Dethan. We're not exactly sure what words of wisdom you spewed on your journey to secure that glorious treat, but we're absolutely here for it, man. Maybe he only wanted three cookies. Maybe we're dealing with a tragic case of miscommunication. Hopefully not. 

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Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues

The nerve of these neighbors is kind of mind blowing. Like, you have the audacity to go ahead and steal from someone's garden, and then complain when they rightfully and creatively call you out? Okay then. Some folks were in clear and glaring need of a reality check. Can't think of a better way to do it than with some puns. If this tale got you going, check out some punintentionally punishing puns and worldly wordplay over here.

Thieving neighbors keep stealing from garden, and then they get called out with plant puns.
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History Memes For Those Enlightened Lords Of Time

Ever meet someone, think their cool, and then discover that they have absolutely no understanding of what events and circumstances have shaped the world that they live in? What a shame. Sure, ignorance is bliss, but knowing where potatoes come from and why wars happen gives us the unyielding burden of our own context. Also knowing references lets us enjoy history memes for the historically inclined.

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Spicy Rare Insults That Brought The Extra Heat

We've always appreciated a nice rare insult that doesn't come across like it's been recycled an ungodly amount of times. This fun AskReddit thread has people divulging their favorite insults. It goes without saying that they're brutal, and pleasantly creative. Maybe you'll end up adding some of these insults to your arsenal. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here

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Delightful Dad Jokes That Delivered Top Shelf Dad Humor

We're no strangers to the good old-fashioned dad jokes that outdaded themselves. There's something about a finely polished dad joke that just manages to tickle the funny bone, even when a part of you also really doesn't want to laugh at the shamelessly cheesy joke at the same time. If you enjoyed these dad jokes, check out some more dad jokes that took things father than ever before over here

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People's Favorite Bits To Annoy Their Spouse

Just about every relationship is built on a strong foundation of the annoying things people's spouses do. Sometimes that's their inability to wrap extension cords correctly, and other times it's their insistence on introducing their current wife as "my ex girlfriend." We all have our jokes. Is love just the capacity to tolerate your partner's stupid bits? Seems like that's part of it.

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Weird Knockoffs and Off Brands That Aren't Fooling Anyone

Where else can you find a plush doll with the crossover appeal of Goku and Stone Cold Steve Austin other than in the world of bold bootlegs and absurd ripoffs? Where do you find a 2 dollar copy of "Grand Theft Auto 9: Vatican City" other than the marketplace of knockoffs and off brands? Only in this strange land of copyright shenanigans can we find someone with such a desperate need for brand recognition that they would name their store 9 Eleven.

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Hilariously Bad Marriage Advice To Not Follow

Relationships are hard, and good advice can be hard to come by, especially when the world is so full of dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. These folks were asked to embody the world's worst marriage counselor and give advice that would result in irredeemably fractured relationships. So just do the opposite of what's in here and you're probably good to go. For some more playful relationship disagreements like mis-cut waffles and tangled cords, here are the annoying things that people's spouses do.

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Customer Demands Kilo of Meat To Be Weighed, Gets Less Meat

The guy went through all this to have his meal weighed so things would be "fair" and by god he got his fairness. A hilariously similar thing happened with this customer who demanded a pound of wings and got less wings. With sassier staff, customer demands can go really off the rails like this rude gentleman who demanded no ice and got less than that.

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Camper Karen Expects Free Tie-Dye Shirt, Gets Denied, Has Temper Tantrum

I mean, this sounds like one awesome park ranger. He totally could've played that a different way, taken the side of camper Karen, and actually gone ahead with giving a perfectly peaceful, reasonable couple a hard time over nothing. However, instead he leaned right into the completely righteous revenge of reporting camper Karen for her loud and obnoxious music. Oh boy, to have seen the look on that Karen's face when she realized she'd been reported for all of her noise. 

An entitled mom pitches a fit after not being given a free tie-dye shirt.
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Weirdest Moments Experienced By Escape Room Employees

People can become complete senseless animals when they're put into an escape room. Maybe it has something to do with the claustrophobia that can naturally ensue when you're put into a maze of sorts, and the reality of making your grand escape can be quite delayed depending on the amount of brain activity going on with the rest of your team. Hopefully these ridiculous stories from escape room employees make you feel a bit better about any potential catastrophic fails that you experienced while navigating an escape room. 

Escape room employees describe the weirdest things they ever witnessed on the job.
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