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Woman Says She Was Raised To Take Care Of Her Husband, Gets Roasted On Twitter

I mean, this one was bound to get the people going. If her goal in composing this tweet was to piss people off, and get the Twitterverse riled up...then mission accomplished. 

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34 Completely Stupid Reasons Kids Had Meltdowns

You can tell a child all day that holding a cup of water upside down is a bad idea, but they're not gonna believe you until they screw it up for themselves. Sadly, toddlers learn every day that the world doesn't bend to their needs, and with learning comes earth-shattering tantrums. For more of these, here are snaps of kids having total meltdowns over mundane things.

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Hag Of A Stepmom Gives Away Dude's PS4, So He Rents Out Her House

Sounds like this stepmom had it coming when she tossed out the poor kid's PS4. You don't mess with the PS4! 

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

There's nothing in this world quite like a good Dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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15 Utter Morons Who Ought to Have Their Own Darwin Awards

Well never understand what makes a person swerve around a railroad barrier to try to beat a train. And while we'll never understand it, we will certainly watch these idiots do exactly that every single time. For more gifs of insane crap, here's some godlike times people defied the odds and stuck the landing.

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As much as this little guy sounds like someone trying to start up a boat, and a dumb as he sounds when he chokes on himself, and as embarrassed as he looks being laughed at, he still reminds us of ourselves. Soft, horny and terrible.

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20+ Of The Bitchiest, Most Pretentious Things People Can Have On Their Online Profiles

Consider the following a comprehensive manual on what NOT to leave on your online profile. These people are doing a beautiful job at looking like complete pretentious jerks on their online profiles. 

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If We Could Read What Dogs Think In 10+ Hilarious And Adorable Tweets

@dog_feelings never fails to make us sorely wish we could actually read what dogs are thinking. Is it truly that loving, loyal, and painfully wholesome? Would love to be able to peel back the curtain and see what kinds of dreams dogs have as well. What gets them so riled up all the time when they're snoozing. 

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Academics Discuss The Made Up Jobs They Use When People Ask What They Do For Work

Political scientist @alixabeth, asked Twitter users what methods they break out when trying to get around telling someone what they do for a living. The resulting answers were wildly creative, and might just end up helping bail you out of that next teeth-grinding situation of painful small talk. 

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Very rude and bad parenting of Dr. Phil to talk to his son that way! Creator of "Bum Fights" Ty Beeson, definitely pulled a hot one on Dr. Phil here. What a mess. 

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10+ Times The Adult Side Of Tumblr Churned Up Comedy Gold

If you're not following the Adult side of Tumblr on social media, you ain't doing it right. These guys regularly share comedy gold. We went ahead and threw together a list of some of our favorite stuff that they've shared more recently. Get ready to laugh your ass off. 

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27 Exhausted Parents Share the Dumbest Reason Their Toddler Threw a Tantrum

Sometimes life is going just fine, you're minding your own business, then a bee decides to land on your hand for a second. You think, "oh holy crap this is totally unacceptable. I must let everyone know about the injustice that bee has done, landing on my hand for a second." So you wail as hard as you can for 3 hours, screaming at the top of your lungs, hitting your head against the wall, because of that awful, awful bee. Anyway, for more irrational tantrums, here are more the dumbest reasons kids had meltdowns.

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