The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous.
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Just because something is statistically improbable doesn't mean there's no way of it happening. When you consider how many people there are living their own individual lives, the possibility of something improbable happening between them, at least once, becomes a near certainty. Chance is a real mofo. And in case you wanted to see how unlucky people can get, here are some more stories.
When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ended up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive.
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The team of spicy scientists spotted this cute little stubby squid off the coast of California. I'm all about the top YouTube comment, which is that this dude's seen things he can't unsee!
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Yes, that's Tyrion Lannister putting on a cheesy, posh French accent; and yes, this trailer is all kinds of ridiculous. Some part of Matthew McConaughey must've been leaning against the idea of calling his career quits. Cause damn, this is brutal.
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This man parades around stage, drunk off the blinding effects of his own egotistical, overconfidence, and ends up meeting his match in an audience that just doesn't get it. It would seem that the judges respect what he's working in the way of a singing voice, but the stripping part, sounds like it might have to go, if he ever wants to take another, potentially more successful crack at X-Factor. The looks throughout the crowd, are enough to make this a beloved cringe video.
If you've never experienced the music streaming service of Spotify, this one might not be for you. However, if you have, you've potentially encountered the multi-devices feature, within the app. You can play songs off that good 'ol Spotify, from your phone, miles, states, countries (not sure on that last one), away. In this case, we have a devious brother trolling his sister into hysterics. And it is nothing short of A+ sibling rivalry.
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Sometimes, what a self-concerned and disrespectful outdoor pisser really needs, is an outdoor shower to wash them down with newfound wisdom. It looks like this particular urination problem has been effectively and hilariously addressed. Sure, the video's a throwback, but that doesn't mean it isn't as hilarious today, as it was when it dropped years ago. Always nice to look back, and remind ourselves of a man who took charge of an irritable public urination problem, with inspiring ingenuity.
This video comes in amidst the social media storm of hysteria, encircling measles, and whether or not people are getting the vaccination, or not. It seeks to explain what it is, its symptoms, how bad it can be, and how the immune system reacts to it. Wonder what the anti-vaxxers will make of this!
One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.
These tweets are brimming with positivity, and blissful optimism, and maybe hilarious relatable on what you might find yourself thinking about, what your dog is thinking about. It's fun and easy to wonder what's going through their furry heads. Is it nothing, or deep and wildly ponderous thoughts? Who knows, but these sure pack some welcomed entertainment value!
