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This just shot right to the top for our new favorite subreddit. A place dedicated to paying homage to the divorced birds out there. The captions are really what seal the deal with these comedy gems. Will probably never look at birds the same after seeing these. 

People are sharing the laziest things they've ever done in the pursuit of exerting the least amount of effort possible. It is amazing the lengths to which we'll go to not try too hard. 

People have a pretty abysmal knowledge of computers, but almost never so bad that they try to have them removed from their office. IT people have to be very patient when a customer's computer won't work. Sometimes people don't know what a power button is. We don't envy people who have to deal with this level of ignorance on a daily basis.

When this guy received a suspect call from what turned out to be a scammer, he decided to waste the fool's time. The scammer had insisted that there was a warrant out for his arrest. So, he decided to play into their game, but with his own hilarious, made up credentials. 

These images seem too perfect, too well timed, or too logically impossible to have been done without Photoshop. Some of them have just one out of place thing like a remote control or a bowl that is at such an awkward angle that it just looks like it was digitally inserted. Perspective is a weird beast, and can be used to make mind bending images. Seriously, weird perspective can throttle your mind.

People bring the very best and worst of their game to the big old adult playground that is Tinder. The app is filled to the brim with hopeless romantics, shameless fools, and people that look like they had no idea what they signed up for. We pulled together a fine lot of Tinderers that either hit a home run, or swung for the fences and struck out. Sometimes a cheesy pickup line is what seals the deal, and other times it ruins your chances. 

Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. Hard to argue with the facts when they're presented in such a well-organized manner like this. 

People work in any customer facing role see more than their share of entitled and delusional customers who want things that are completely irrational and sometimes literally impossible to achieve. Some of the sweetest ones are when bosses have to step in the completely shut down a terrible customer. Either way, here's a guy who's old customer demanded that her kids get the same extreme discount as her.

When you get down to it, a hotel is a box filled with people. People who have wants, needs, and get themselves locked out naked more than you'd expect. People who work in hotels walk in on weird things all the time, so naturally sometimes weird things would walk in on them.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a card that says "happy birthday," throw a "Jesus" on there to make it about Christmas. Whether it was grandmas with extra cards, or people who just couldn't find a "hope your deviated scrotum heals" card, here's people making do. Sometimes people's wordsmithing doesn't work out as well as this in the case of really not good signs and designs.

These jokes and memes are perfect for the programmer in your life. 

This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk.