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Tumblr Thread: Gamer Takes Nuclear Petty Revenge

Wow, this Tumblr thread featuring the tale of an Ultima Online gamer who took the ultimate petty revenge, is art. The obsessive attention to detail, and dedication toward enacting complete utter destruction on other gamers' players should be in the Hall of Fame for gamer revenges. Whether it's real or not, let's just maybe choose to believe that this actually happened. It's too good. 

A fun Tumblr thread about a gamer who took the ultimate petty revenge on other gamers | officialgarrusvakarian E greyyourwarden shock if fallout 76 really is world where "every character is real person there's no NPCS im making my civic duty be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once established enough rapport going nuke all west virginia and will be character
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Employee Gives Boss Netflix Password, Mischief Ensues

This dude decided to share his cherished Netflix password with his boss, and a little trickery ensued. It was all in good fun. Gotta be careful with who you choose to share that Netflix password with, man! 

An employee gives boss their password, and mischief ensues | Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW SCOTT TOTS gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile ours. Nah, fam Who's watching Netflix? kids Kevin/marcus Addison John Kids 6.
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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse
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Nightmarish Moments of Tech Support Gore

Most of us aren't computer people, but we kind of know that you're not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don't need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

Computer and tech support fails | samsung smartphone with a nail stuck inside the headphones jack | computer electrical circuit board covered in bright pink goo slime
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The Adventures Of Jon, The FedEx Guy (21 Images)

Jon, The FedEx Guy lived quite the adventurous life. Imgur User elry09, documented his travels and the rollercoaster that was his time on this mad little planet we call our own at, DragonCon. Your legacy will live on into eternity, Jon. Great work, buddy. 

The wild adventures of a FedEx delivery guy pop up | can't miss us. Located on ML Level MARRIOTT MARQUIS ATLANTA Posters Banners Copy&Print Pack Ship pa | vandalized cardboard cutout
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Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.
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Absurd Buyer Wants to Buy $25 Grill in Installments

This person honestly doesn't seem all that bad. It's a weird request, but unlike these entitled people and their unyielding demands, or this delusional buyer who passes on a $3K Civic, or this entitled lowballer who gets sent to the wrong address, the person who wants this grill seems pretty friendly. Like, even though all the requests are ridiculous, they're not mean about it, which is important.

Funny cheap guy wants to pay for 25 dollar grill in multiple payments | about $30 everything s little more helpful Let's meet middle 18 middle is fine 25 final Ok 's fair deal can make payments? yep. 1 payment, at pickup. No thinking give 10 pick up then 15 more two weeks
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Funny Lawyer's Free Legal Tips Shouldn't Even Need Saying

These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.

Free funny legal tips and fails from a lawyer on facebook | L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips February 19,2014 Free Legal Tip Day #2 using friend's urine an attempt pass drug screen, drug test friend first Like Comment Share
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Twitter Thread: Quarantine Personalities as Star Trek Characters

Dr. Tanya Harrison laid out how a lot of us are dealing with self-isolation but in terms of Star Trek: The Next Generation characters. Sadly, more than a few of us are Geordis. For some other Star Trek stuff, here's a discussion of why no one on the Enterprise has pockets, and here are Tumblr's questions about gay Klingons.

Quarantine coping mechanisms as star trek characters twitter thread | Dr. Tanya Harrison o @tanyaofmars 9m quarantine coping mechanisms as #StarTrek characters thread Picard: rWearing work clothes despite working home Thrilled not have children around rReading Shakespeare epic quotes t7 14 50
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Awkward Brain Errors that Embarrassed People

Maybe you didn't get enough sleep or maybe you were just on autopilot. There are a lot of reasons to make extremely simple, stupid mistakes that make you look like a complete idiot to strangers. It can even happen when you literally forget what you are holding in each hand and end up throwing a cup of hot coffee on your bed.

Funny stupid mistakes people made when they weren't thinking | Kayne not Kanye @kaynecaraway blanked whenI got counter at Starbucks and said "vodka soda" and she said "huh" and said "huh" and then stared at each other until remembered there coffee.
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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can't be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone's intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they'll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.
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Ridiculous Moments of Tech Illiteracy

Sure, we're not all geniuses with computers. But at this point in time, when computers have been a necessity for most households and workplaces for a few decades, it's a little ridiculous when someone doesn't know that you can't print a clickable link. Tech support gets some ridiculous requests, and some of them are even mean, like this Karen who had her bluff called and had her website deleted.

Funny moments where people didn't understand technology | IIIIIIIIIIII 6.3k points 23 hours ago There are few people here at work who will take picture at job site, print picture, scan picture their email copier, and then forward email recipient.
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Forgetful Friend Leaves Mac And Cheese At Home In The Oven

Now THAT was a rollercoaster. The forgetful friend really inspired the panic when they shared that they left the mac and cheese at home, in the oven, with a dog there. Fortunately, said oven was left off. So a solid and ridiculous false alarm. 

Forgetful friend leaves their mac and cheese at home in the oven | Deb Are on way? Yeah left 45 minutes ago. Should be there about an hour Got everything have gifts? Yes u turned off water back? Yes christ not dumb do think have mac n cheese prepared? OMG OMGOMGOMG
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Man Buys Wife Animal Crossing, Wife Becomes Obsessed

Apparently this man deeply regretted the decision to buy his wife, "Animal Crossing." For anyone familiar with the highly likable game, it is completely understandable that the wife became obsessed with the game. 

Man buys his wife Animal Crossing video game, and she becomes absolutely obsessed | r/tifu Join u/kingebrigtson27 6d 1 1 TIFU By buying my wife Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing. M Disclaimer: this is more TODIFU Other Day Fucked Up) So as title implies, TIFU by purchasing Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing my wife.
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Band's Revenge for People Who Shout "Freebird"

Before there were memes, there were just running jokes absolutely everyone knew. One such popular concert gag was to demand whoever you were seeing play Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" which typically clocked in around ten minutes. It's understandable that some bands got sick and tired of the joke. For another band prank story, here's a thread about a guy who drove the Nine Inch Nails' tour manager to insanity.

Funny story of a band's revenge for people who shout "Freebird" | u r/ProRevenge Posted by u/Arrow-111 4 days ago everyone yells "Freebird at concerts know who are. One is at every god damned show used tour with band, and had around 200 concerts year. At least 200 times year, someone would yell "Freebird and laugh like they said something clever don't understand why 's funny, and hearing every day thousands shows yup, still not at all funny.
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Tweets And Memes About Growing Up With Siblings

These tweets and memes do a fantastic job at reflecting the wonderful rollercoaster of an experience that is having siblings. These might bring back some memories and get the laughs rolling. 

A collection of tweets and memes that reflect the experience of growing up with siblings | supreem @syrianting If ever wanna be humbled, ask brother look
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