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Oh Tinder, you ridiculous place, you. We've rounded up some of the sleaziest, most immature, and all around shameless pickup lines to surface from the hopeless romantics on r/Tinder. Tinder would seem to be the place for people to bust out the worst of their pickup lines that they'd probably never use in real life. Part of us wants to commend the bullish commitment, but at the same time, some of them are just hard to look at.
We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.
Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.
This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well.
Whether it's just not understanding what proper sources are, poor reading comprehension, or just not wanting to get the joke, some folks out there have a really hard time understanding what satire is. At first, reading these are kinda funny, then after a while it gets sorta sad to see it all.
Sometimes what we think of as common knowledge isn't actually as common as we thought. Well, also people can be pretty dumb. In fact, there might be one or two of these that make you go "holy crap I'm a moron." If you still think Alaska is an island there's probably no hope for you but, what the hell, live and learn.
Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords.
It's very possible to be popular in high school without also being a huge douche, but those two things aren't always mutually exclusive. Sometimes a popular kid does something that they think they can get away with and it backfires like the dickens. Usually it's some horrible lie or evil thing they they tried, and realize too late that people won't always have their back. Besides that, it's after high school when people really change (or don't).
In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.
We're all out here trying our best, and sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes there's a lion on your roof. Sometimes you get trapped in a foreign country because your kid thought your passport was a coloring book. Sometimes a pinecone drops right through your windshield. None of these mishaps are your fault, but they are unfortunate moments and go to show that life is unpredictable.
