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Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth. 

We'll just file this under reason number 999 for why Keanu Reeves is a national treasure, and one of our favorite people in the world. Clearly, he was willing to waste an ice cream cone, just to make sure he had a receipt that he was able to sign for the starstruck movie theatre employee. 

This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness. 

Those phone calls are almost as expensive as talking to local singles in your area. Usually having a stupid and demanding boss doesn't leave you with getting paid thousands of dollars for doing almost no work, but seeing it happen here is encouraging. Dumb bosses usually just make people frustrated or cause everyone to quit at once. Honestly, this story just makes us want to be programming contractors now. 

We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.

When this shitty landlord refused to fix up some broken windows, it ended up costing him thousands of dollars and his job. This is quite literally a professional revenge. And if you don't know by now, we love a good old-fashioned revenge story here at Fail Blog. There's something so sweet and satisfying about someone getting it in the end, after being a proper asshole. 

People seem to carry around the impression that quotes mean emphasis. This makes for some odd and amusing times when quotation marks were definitely unnecessary. 

James Fridman is the king of photoshop trolling. Let's hope that James Fridman never has to fulfill wishes for people as a genie! 

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share what they imagined would go into a McDonald's "Angry Meal." The ensuing replies are deep-fried with angst and painful levels of hopelessness. Like how about a McDonald's job application and a salad. 

We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

If you're looking for more juicy choosing beggars content we recommend you check out these choosing beggars that wish the world was their ATM.

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to fix a sidewalk. Sometimes you're just trying to get a point across, guilt-trip someone or seem cool online. Sometimes people are outright trying to be bullies. Life has its ways of making sure that all of these attempts see glorious failure. For more failed attempts, here are some failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.

It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves.