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Tinder Pickup Lines Reddit (15 Images)

Oh Tinder, you ridiculous place, you. We've rounded up some of the sleaziest, most immature, and all around shameless pickup lines to surface from the hopeless romantics on r/Tinder. Tinder would seem to be the place for people to bust out the worst of their pickup lines that they'd probably never use in real life. Part of us wants to commend the bullish commitment, but at the same time, some of them are just hard to look at. 

Tinder pickup lines from Reddit that include witty banter and immaturity.
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Pizza Guy Screws Up Order For Understanding Customer, So Company Makes Him Stand in Corner (6 Images)

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

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16 Dumb Reasons People Called 911

Just because you see something you don't like doesn't mean it's an emergency. 911 dispatchers get dumb calls all the time. Luckily they're there to sift through the people having a meltdown in traffic and grandmas who think the kids on their lawn are terrorists so cops can respond to actual crimes.

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Tumblr Thread Gets Way Too Existential about a Laminated Paper Towel

It's pretty well known that Tumblr can escalate quickly, such as taking a small thing and making it snowball into a grandiose rumination on life and everything. Just one image of a laminated paper towel inspired questions about life, existence and purpose.

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Student Gives Comically Large Pencil To Dumbfounded Classmate

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

Student gives their dumbfounded classmate a comically large pencil.
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Funny and Disappointing Times People Didn't Get Satire

Whether it's just not understanding what proper sources are, poor reading comprehension, or just not wanting to get the joke, some folks out there have a really hard time understanding what satire is. At first, reading these are kinda funny, then after a while it gets sorta sad to see it all.

Times people didn't understand satire and overreacted to fake stories.
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Tumblr Users Hyper Analyze Davy Jones In Pirates Of The Caribbean

It is obsessively detailed Tumblr threads like this that make us love Tumblr all the more. All Disney movies deserve this kind of meticulous scrutiny. 

Tumblr users run a hyper analysis on Davey Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Stuff People Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life

Sometimes what we think of as common knowledge isn't actually as common as we thought. Well, also people can be pretty dumb. In fact, there might be one or two of these that make you go "holy crap I'm a moron." If you still think Alaska is an island there's probably no hope for you but, what the hell, live and learn.

Obvious things, facts, and common knowledge that people learned too late in their lives.
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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details How Cats Take Over Scotland

Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords. 

Funny Twitter details how cats took over Scotland.
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People Share What Their School's Popular Kid Did To Lose Everyone's Respect

It's very possible to be popular in high school without also being a huge douche, but those two things aren't always mutually exclusive. Sometimes a popular kid does something that they think they can get away with and it backfires like the dickens. Usually it's some horrible lie or evil thing they they tried, and realize too late that people won't always have their back. Besides that, it's after high school when people really change (or don't).

Stories about messed up and stupid things popular kids did to make them lose popularity.
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Guy Gets Intense Love Wisdom from Number Neighbor

In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.

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Small Fiery Batch Of Area 51 Memes

With the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event due for tomorrow, we thought it'd be relevant to bring up some of those fiery Area 51 memes to honor the ridiculous occasion. Hard to say whether any Monster-guzzling Kyles will actually show up to this mess. 

A collection of Area 51 memes in honor of the Facebook event tomorrow.
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Unfortunate Moments That Gave People A Bad Time

We're all out here trying our best, and sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes there's a lion on your roof. Sometimes you get trapped in a foreign country because your kid thought your passport was a coloring book. Sometimes a pinecone drops right through your windshield. None of these mishaps are your fault, but they are unfortunate moments and go to show that life is unpredictable.

Pictures of unfortunate mishaps that derailed people's lives.
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