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Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy
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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive
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Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.
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Tumblr Thread: Contortionist Leaves 7-11 Cashier Traumatized

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

A funny Tumblr thread about a 7-11 experience between a contortionist and a cashier.
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People's Favorite Paradoxes

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's favorite paradoxes. Nothing like exploring some paradoxes to take one's brain down strange and disorienting rabbit holes. 

People describe their favorite paradoxes in an AskReddit thread | BabyParmesanHead 13h Entry level position requiring 5+ years experience. Reply 1 3.5k
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Jonathan Frakes aka Riker from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" also notably hosted the show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction." For those not in the know, the show presented stories that you had to guess were real or not. However, with all these intros cut together like this, Frakes just sounds like a bored child in the back of a car.

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Prime Fails From People Not Doing Their Jobs Correctly

Sometimes, folks just can't be bothered to see that one job through as it was intended to be done. Maybe they're in a rush, or they just don't care. Check out more attempts that slipped down the slope of failure over here.

A collection of fails from people that didn't do their one job correctly.
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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at ridiculous movie moments that prove Hollywood doesn't know a thing about bathrooms. 

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Totally Normal and Not Weird Antiques Roadshow Memes

Humor writer Keaton Patti has an interesting take on things, especially when it comes to evaluating items from antiques roadshow. The show holds a special place in our hearts, and it's made all the better with amazingly stupid and absurd edits, like these other antiques roadshow re-captions that make perfect sense.

Funny re-captioned antiques roadshow memes
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Pets that had Run-Ins with Bees

 Like people, cats and dogs can have responses to bee venom that can be mild to severe, but with the right attention and care they just swell up for a while and go back to normal. So for a while, you get an inflated dog or a cat with extreme lips. For some pet stories, here's a wholesome AirBnB with a neighborhood dog visitor as well as a Tumblr thread about a dog that figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

puffy dogs and cats from run-ins with bees
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Man Misunderstands Ugly Duckling, Assumes Female Swans Aren't A Thing

This man had a tragic, hilarious misunderstanding thanks to the Ugly Duckling. He thought that female swans weren't a thing. Sometimes you realize that you are in fact that dude who fell through the cracks. 

Man misunderstands the Ugly Duckling, and thinks that female swans aren't a thing.
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Laziest Attempts At Being Helpful People Have Seen

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the laziest attempts people have made at being helpful. If you're going to try to help someone out, don't half ass it...go all the way. 

People describe the laziest attempts at being helpful that they've ever seen.
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Tumblr Thread: The Spikey Insanity of The Lantern Shield

Tumblr has got a raging petard for medieval battle tactics and the consensus seems to be that what the past lacked in sanitation, it made up for with cool swords and unconventional weapons. Sometimes you see some gizmo an Italian blacksmith threw together six hundred years ago and all you can think is "that is badass." Who knew history could be fun.

Tumblr thread about the medieval weapon the lantern shield.
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People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

May these aid you in your hunt for new jokes to impress your friends who you've already told all your good jokes to. Everyone's heard the "chicken crossed the roads" and "why the long faces" of the world, so here are people's go-to "you probably haven't heard this one before" jokes. In addition to theses, here are some pun-tastic dad jokesand jokes people love that no one else does

funny jokes that people probably haven't heard
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