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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown | r/tifu u/DeathclawTamer TIFU by giving my colleague nervous breakdown by predicting future M Happened 2 weeks ago and concluded this morning and my collegaues have good morning' call Mondays where just have chat about weekend, talk about football, rugby and interesting things have done. All chat and banter going well start talk about kids. Couple my colleagues have twins (one has grown up twins think 23
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Dave Grohl is one of those living legends who will literally never run out of amazing stories from his time on the road. 

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The struggle is real, but oh, it is so adorable. It's certainly an unorthodox approach to herding those sheep, but little dude is trying his best. Gotta respect the hustle. 

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Homeowner Stages Revolution Against Corrupt HOA

A bad Homeowner's Association can be a place of corruption, vitriol, and ancient neighbors being impossible about garbage cans. There are loads of people who had to deal with a nightmare HOA, but few of them turned things around like this person and BECAME the HOA.

Homeowner leads revolution against Homeowner's Association
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A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

Puns may be the simplest form of humor, but sometimes simple things are great. Are puns sometimes teeth-chatteringly painful to read? Absolutely. But sometimes they're really clever. These ones can be a mixed bag. For another kind of bag of dad jokes, here's another sackful of puns to spill all over.

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This guy's energy might be very relatable for a lot of aspiring cooks and bakers out there. "Started making it, had a breakdown." It can happen to the best of us. 

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They're somehow so gentle while crushing pumpkins to oblivion. Just in time for the peak of spooky season, let's go!

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Language Misunderstanding Results In Accidental Breakup

We love nothing more than a good old fashioned language translation fail. Languages can be wildly confusing, and sometimes that goes on to inspire absolutely hilarious misunderstandings between people that would otherwise be getting along just fine. In this case though, we learn that this particular misunderstanding was the straw that broke the camel's back, and apparently this guy was a dang "side guy." 

Man misunderstands his girlfriend and ends up breaking up with her for no reason.
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Off-Duty Building Supervisor Has Karen Tenant Talk to Toddler

Karen's out for blood after her own kids drew all over her walls. Given a completely reasonable option, she chose to not listen and hound this building supervisor on vacation. That choice netted her nothing but the toddler. For some more outrageous Karen-ness, here's a bridezilla Karen who ended up looking like a Pauper at her own wedding and some more unfortunate times people went full Karen.

Crazy demanding tenant talks to toddler
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Neighbors Quarrel Evolves Into Friendship

Even if this ended up being a collection of drawings made by the same dude, they're still awesome. With that being said, the idea that a couple neighbors beefing were somehow able to put aside their differences, and actually sit down together to watch some baseball, is a bright moment for humanity. 

For some less amicable, friendly, wholesome content between neighbors check out the time that a some neighbors kept a family up, so the kids decided to take revenge.

Neighbors' beef ends up resulting in funny back and forth drawings.
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A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water
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Who cares about the quality in this throwback clip? Any true Jim Carrey fan will watch it, and thoroughly enjoy based off the context of what he's saying. 

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The mystical unicorn that is Ferdinand was not taking the whole Halloween thing lightly. This'll always have its rightful place in history for being an awesome Halloween costume, in the middle of an otherwise mundane weather forecast. 

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Come on, Dad. Ignorance is bliss. Don't do your daughter like that. Nobody really wants to think about where sausages come from. 

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Student Exploits Every Loophole In School Dress Code

Sometimes school staff doesn't exactly have a consistent policy, like the time staff made a student patiently wait to report a fire. After some absolute BS rule nitpicking by the staff, this person decided to read up on the rules and dress with extreme panache. Sometimes students get the best of their teachers, like this student who made a mockery of a robotics competition with a dry ice loophole.

Student exploits school dress code | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/TandyAngie Nitpick dress code can do too. oC L Our junior high dress code pain. Most teachers didn't care so long as kids weren't distracting principal junior high, however, insisted on enforcing every single rule friend mine wore long sleeve shirt under tank top principal insisted she couldn't wear tank top because tank tops were against dress code. But she couldn't take off tank top because
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Tattoo Choices That Had People Asking Questions

When a customer comes in slurring and demanding a chest tattoo of Mario and Luigi using the same toilet, any semi-responsible tattoo artist is going to ask them if they're sure about it. Some people here had an artist take pity on them and just said no, while others insisted. Here are some stories of dumb tattoo translations and some straight up strange and troubling tattoos.

Funny stories of bad tattoo choices | ReverendAISharkton 5.9k points 20 hours ago getting work done and receptionist came speak with artist. She had someone at front desk looking quote on "Barbed wire starting around his wrist and wrapping around his arm all way up shoulder about nothing, because 's stupid and won't do Oh, uh, okay tell him He looked at and said Sometimes have be good taste police did Nike Swoosh once broke and still regret
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