funny

It's like some of these dudes are in a crazed competition to see who can be the BIGGEST piece of shit. 

Are you an overthinking, neurotic mess? Do you find every opportunity to be passive aggressive? If so, you may relate to these very British problems.

The irony in this letter was too strong to pass up. Dad definitely took home the win on this one. 

They're obviously doing all this to annoy the rest of the world with confusion.

If this is the result, why do we even try?

Our childhoods were all about self-discovery, and achieving that through testing our comfort levels, the world around us, and for lack of better words: what felt right. Sometimes that manifests in phases like applying obscene amounts of eyeliner while blasting emo music deafeningly loud. And hey, that's alright. "It's just a phase, mom." That doesn't mean we don't look back on those same phases with a (hopeful) grim acceptance that that sh*t was kind of crazy and full of cringe. 

They're living in a world overran by a flood of equally incomprehensible abbreviations and bizarre jargon...and USA Today is here to play the part of a hero that the elders never asked for. They want to bridge the gap! What a time to be alive. Also, apparently Winston Churchill was v ahead of his time. Dude was just too lit to quit. Check out the original piece over here.

You can still feel the burn from these.