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Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's favorite paradoxes. Nothing like exploring some paradoxes to take one's brain down strange and disorienting rabbit holes. 

Sometimes, folks just can't be bothered to see that one job through as it was intended to be done. Maybe they're in a rush, or they just don't care. Check out more attempts that slipped down the slope of failure over here.

Humor writer Keaton Patti has an interesting take on things, especially when it comes to evaluating items from antiques roadshow. The show holds a special place in our hearts, and it's made all the better with amazingly stupid and absurd edits, like these other antiques roadshow re-captions that make perfect sense.

 Like people, cats and dogs can have responses to bee venom that can be mild to severe, but with the right attention and care they just swell up for a while and go back to normal. So for a while, you get an inflated dog or a cat with extreme lips. For some pet stories, here's a wholesome AirBnB with a neighborhood dog visitor as well as a Tumblr thread about a dog that figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

This man had a tragic, hilarious misunderstanding thanks to the Ugly Duckling. He thought that female swans weren't a thing. Sometimes you realize that you are in fact that dude who fell through the cracks. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the laziest attempts people have made at being helpful. If you're going to try to help someone out, don't half ass it...go all the way. 

Tumblr has got a raging petard for medieval battle tactics and the consensus seems to be that what the past lacked in sanitation, it made up for with cool swords and unconventional weapons. Sometimes you see some gizmo an Italian blacksmith threw together six hundred years ago and all you can think is "that is badass." Who knew history could be fun.

May these aid you in your hunt for new jokes to impress your friends who you've already told all your good jokes to. Everyone's heard the "chicken crossed the roads" and "why the long faces" of the world, so here are people's go-to "you probably haven't heard this one before" jokes. In addition to theses, here are some pun-tastic dad jokesand jokes people love that no one else does.