SPOILER ALERT: The following list is heavy with the Game of Thrones spoilers. Now that we have that taken care of, let us proceed. Last night the final season of Game of Thrones premiered. The world stood still and guzzled wine with the reckless enthusiasm of Tyrion Lannister himself, as we devoted our Sunday evenings to watching the final segment of this epic story unfold. Things in the Game of Thrones world are already hot and heavy.
Bodies are getting dismembered, and wild conspiracy theories about what those spirals could symbolize are running rampant. See here for that crazy Game of Thrones conspiracy theory, that sounds less and less like conspiracy. Oh, and Cersei Lannister is deeply upset about not getting her elephants.