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Grandpa has a knack for bringing home some seriously wild animals! Stupid, the Cat sounds like a real keeper. 

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while. 

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals. 

We've seen some incredibly entitled moms, but the level of pettiness here is commendable. This dog owner got a text out of the blue because a friend of a friend heard her dog has a name she wants to use for her new baby. Common sense would dictate that you could just name the baby anyway, but demanding to "un-name" a stranger's dog is laughable. Besides, the dog had the name first.

As far as petty revenge cases go, this one is something else. A woman in Manhattan Beach had her house painted pink with a couple emojis from an angry neighbor who was taking their revenge after being reported for a short-term rental. Short-term rentals are illegal out in Manhattan Beach. The LA Times reports that Kathryn Kidd had to pay $4,000 in fines after being reported for using her property as a short-term rental. 

Honestly though, there's no denying that this petty revenge is just plain brilliant. What a genius way to tell your neighbor to mind their own business. 

These are the kind of reviews that we live for. We're pretty certain this guy pulled this story out of thin air. He absolutely gets bonus points for the creativity and lovable stupidity though. 

Funny signs are one of our favorite past times. They go above and beyond to keep those traveling the roads entertained. These are a nice mix of clever, dark-humored, and brig plenty of wordplay. 

If you've ever had your schedule at the beckon call of a city bus, there's certainly a time when you've cursed God for being seconds too late. This story at least makes up for a few of those times. Nothing rings in the ears of a malicious driver like the phrase "I am taking this bus." Tumblr is home to a wealth of fun stories, like these ones about genuinely innocent dude stories.

A busy subway car can be like a living room that everyone has to commute in. Sometimes you're forced into strange situations, like the time the NYC subway banned dogs unless they could fit into bags. The fact remains, you're packed in with so many people from different backgrounds trying to get to such different destinations that you're bound to see some wild stuff.

Sometimes the best thing to do is just turn around and walk away. We've heard from people who have been caught doing weird stuff, so now it's time to hear from the other side. People manage to accidentally barrel into some weird and awkward crap a lot. At a certain point all you can do is just turn around on the spot and never mention it again. Or, I guess, laugh at them.

The internet will always have a steady supply of people telling lies for their own personal gain. Fortunately, there's a decent number of people around that are ready to do the research, and google image searching necessary to unmask hastily told BS from self-motivated, BS-spewing liars. These liars got put in their place, and learned a quick embarrassing lesson on the power of telling the truth.

If you tweet something out about how going "pescatarian" was the best decision in your life, you better be ready for the trolls of Twitter to wordplay the shit out of it. And in this case, the world's made better by one hilarious thread. 

We're big fans of seeing disrespectful customers getting taught lessons by employees, so it seems natural that if an entitled customer demands to stupidly expose themselves to a crazy hot hot sauce, you let them guzzle it down, by god. She claimed that it wasn't actually spicy to save face, but we all know she lost the battle.