It's the most wonderful time of the year! These guys look like they dread the holiday shopping outing every year. They clearly want to be anywhere but the mall, waiting, while their significant other tries on all the clothes, and debates over what shirt might look the best.
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People manage to name their kids some pretty awful things. People also manage to legally change their name to some wacky crap, as well as get insane names printed on official documents. Either way, we're glad that among all of our own problems, having the silly name like "Itch E. Ballscracher" isn't one of them.
Twitter users are dreaming up all the imaginative ways to ruin a Thanksgiving. It doesn't take a whole lot to ruin a high pressure holiday that brings all kinds of testy family members together. A surefire way to bring the bad vibes at the dinner table on Thanksgiving would always seem to center on mentioning politics. Now there's a big no-no.
Here are some things that some of us do all the time, but still feel like we're being put under scrutiny. There's also a good mix of things that really feel like they should be illegal. For some spicier ones, here are some awful things that are legal to do but still terrible.
The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.
Someone get Mom off the stage. The attention-grabbing antics are off the charts in terms of cringe.
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No, the keys didn't get stuck and the editor doesn't have a degenerative nerve disease, that's the name of the town. And this weather guy Liam Dutton pronounces is perfectly. You can tell by the look on his face when he says it that he's bringing the heat.
These jokes may not be actually correct, but they a combination of literally correct and technically not wrong. Under normal circumstances, you'd probably not be provoked to thing about the relative ages of nipples and teeth, or consider the legal benefits of dying, but here we are, in the world ofclever and dumb jokes that are technically correct.
Papa John's Founder, John Schnatter, is here to warn the world of an approaching day of reckoning. Schnatter's recent bizarre interview features him ranting about eating 40 pizzas in 30 days, when he's not busy warning the world of a day of reckoning, and generally mourning what he sees as a loss of quality pizza from Papa John's.
John Schnatter stopped duties as the face of Papa John's in 2017 after he publicly condemned the NFL over the way they were handling players' protests during the national anthem. A mere six months later, Schnatter resigned as chairman of the board, amidst backlash he faced for being recorded using the N-word during a conference call with shareholders.
Clearly, Schnatter is going through it. He looks like a sweaty mess of stress and stubborn delusions. Thankfully, Twitter users were ready to capitalize on the strange interview with some comedy gold.
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This dad is a whole Thanksgiving mood. The pain in his voice is unforgettable. He's probably just imagining what it would be like to take a bite out of a turkey that was cooked in the microwave!
Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.
We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place.
Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.
