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Some people truly walk through the world thinking that everything was made for them. They think that simply by existing, they have a right to have everything just as how they'd see fit. Unfortunately, that just ain't the way the world works. Maybe these entitled imbeciles will learn that bitter truth one day. 

When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.

If we know anything about this world, there will be unfortunate times when life make things complicated. Some will be mundane, like getting stiffed on french fries. Some will be bananas, like having a roof fall through your car. Seeing misfortune big and small might put things in perspective.

These serial liars just won't quit. There's a stubborn kind of fortitude when it comes to their resistance toward telling the truth. It's like they assume people aren't going to fact check their blatant 

Old people Facebook is just one of those things you get or don't. With so many old people trying to navigate a social media site they don't fully grasp, there are funny, charming and awkward moments to be had. So here comes some improper internet etiquette, oversharing and general weirdness from old people online.

Twitter users are sharing various things they've overheard in public restrooms. You never know when you might hear someone behind a bathroom stall door, complaining about mistaking a cigarette for a tampon. 

Twitter users are getting real about what pieces of pop culture doomed their first names. Sucks to be born into a world that loves to meme the shit out of Karen, if that's your name. Or maybe you were named Harry, and proceeded to walk through life with everyone telling you that one day you'd grow up to be a wizard, Harry! 

In hindsight this ex-employee could've benefited from stepping back and cooling off, before calling out his old boss/company on social media for everyone else to see, and ridicule. Some conversations are better suited for behind closed doors. Wonder if they understand why they were fired now. 

The world's got a rich supply of choosing beggars that expect free handouts. Every week we're seeing more people get outed online for being impossible negotiators that expect people to be chill about never being compensated. That just isn't the way the world works. If someone is telling you that something is for free, you honestly might want to be wary of whether or not it's a scam. 

Here are a list of things that are terrible and annoying that you can do or that can happen to you. They feel like they shouldn't be allowed to happen, but here we are. For more stuff like this, here are stories of the most lawfully evil thing people have seen someone do.

And then these hopelessly lost romantics try to meet in real life. Tinder never fails to leave us speechless, amazed, and generally discouraged for the future of modern dating. It's a wild Tinderverse out there, stay safe folks. 

Tumblr loves to obsess over stuff, and Pokemon games are just one of those near and dear topics that people can't stop talking about. To start, you have some of the insane math and puzzles programmed into the games, followed by a staunch defense of how incredible the programming is. Then you get to see what people have done with the games since then, like a gaming escape artists and a synopsis of the insane endeavor that was "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Wild stuff.

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

This bride wanted her friend to help her out with a free makeover, and when the friend agrees to do it for free, she actually turns it down because it's not as complicated and extravagant as she'd hoped for. I mean, come on. Beggars can't be choosers.