That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.
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This bride decided to ask the internet whether she was the asshole for calling her friends out for NOT bringing gifts/cards to her wedding reception. Her question's been met with a whole bunch of, "yes, you are in fact the asshole of this situation." The passive aggressive element definitely adds a layer of spiciness to this one too.
When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.
Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.
Below average intelligence and false information are a LETHAL combination. This cop is a hero in the patience category.
Tinder is a cesspool of bold immaturity and shameless pickup lines. It's a Wild West of people trying out their very worst on unsuspecting "matches" that never saw the monster coming behind that hopeful right swipe. These 10 moments from the wild world of Tinder didn't fail to get a chuckle or two out of us.
If you're looking for more Tinder gold we recommend you check out this collection of weird and awesome Tinder profiles that make a case for being single.
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How is it possible for someone to talk SO MUCH without saying anything at all? No wonder those scientologists tried to wipe this silly video from the face of the earth in 2008. If it hits the internet, it is forever.
Yes, you read that one right. Justin Bieber wants to throw hands with Tom Cruise, maybe we live in a strange enough time where that request isn't mission impossible. The odds that Justin Bieber would get his sun-bleached, wiry ass beat are sky high. Twitter users are tearing into Bieber with their finest onslaught of roasts to honor his ridiculous request.
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This guy shared a video of what a typical day on the job as a bird scarer is like. The resulting footage is absolutely hilarious. He looks like he's having WAY more fun than the rest of us.
If you didn't grow up with garbage disposals and cheez wiz, you might also think that they aren't real. Also paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for education. Here are some things people were dumbfounded to discover actually do exist in the US of A. For the other way around, here are some culture shocked Americans describing sharing things they didn't realize were so American.
This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.
