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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Twitter Thread: Gremlin Kitten Snarfs Weed Cookie

This just got funnier and funnier. Twitter user @Carmine_Deville shared a Twitter thread about what followed after her gremlin cat snarfed down a weed cookie. You better believe all kinds of chaos and internal mental crises were encountered. Fortunately, the gremlin was just fine in the end!

Woman's cat accidentally eats weed cookie, and the Twitter thread that follows | My horrible gremlin kitten snarfed an entire weed cookie and got violently high other day thread. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. 1 Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi
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Workers Respond after Boss Says They're Unqualified for their Job

Imagine being denied a promotion because you're deemed unqualified for a job you already do. Sometimes, when work is unfair enough, overworked employees can revolt by literally just doing their job description. When people apply themselves they can become lords of efficiency, opting to work smarter and not harder.

Guys respond to boss telling they're unqualified by only doing the parts they're qualified for | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by grrodon2 No promotion less work, same pay work passenger boat company have 3 tasks while on board: secure boats embarking and disembarking, keep an eye out safety and order, and check tickets and issue fines few years ago company asked some senior staff temporarily switch ticket inspector high season, with promise move permanently within year.
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Ricky Gervais Selflessly Trolls Oscars Over Narcissism

Ricky Gervais just wants people to know they have options, options like checking out his show "After Life" instead of watching the "narcissistic plague" that encircles the Oscars. To make matters even better, people were asking Gervais what joke he'd open with tonight if he were hosting the Oscars. He was more than prepared to unleash that iconic razor sharp wit. 

Revisit the timeless classic that was his Golden Globes monologue from this year over here, while you're at it. 

Ricky Gervais trolls the Oscars for its narcissism on Twitter by recommending his show | Ricky Gervais @rickygervais America! Binge-watch #AfterLife on @Netflix tonight s about man who realises humanity is disgusting, narcissistic plague, and so becomes angry depressed and loses will live. Or watch Oscars instead and actually experience those feelings first hand.
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Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

Twitter user @delia_p started a thread on what the actual meanings behind various corporate catchphrases are. The corporate world can inspire all kinds of deceptive lingo and forced written pleasantries between people that'd just as much rather never say anything to each other. The following can serve as a potentially helpful and hilariously relatable list of what some of those corporate catchphrases actually mean, next time you read one in an email. 

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?
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Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

Now this is what math was made for. Yes, calculating how to go about getting the cheapest deal on wings is the best use of one's time. We just love it when people come together for stuff like this. 

Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal | sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi
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Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

Leave it to Tumblr to rules-lawyer a curse. And we're not talking about a small curse here; we're talking about the infamous Davy Jones Curse from Pirates of the Caribbean. 

Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke
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People Describe Movies Badly (30 Tweets)

People on Twitter are doing their very best at describing movies badly. The resulting attempts are definitely entertaining. Turns out it's way more fun to describe movies badly. 

Twitter users describe movies badly | tweet by Ryan Bartholomee @RyanBartholomee Replying jimmyfallon Snakes on Plane documentary about why emotional support snakes are bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly
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These two are way too good at taking interviews together. They can't keep it together and that's definitely the best part. 

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Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons

Nothing fills our hearts with joy and appreciation like a couple Tumblr users swapping knowledge about the history of soda and carrier pigeons in a totally random Tumblr thread. But hey, that's what Tumblr is all about. Can't say that we knew that drinking Pepsi cold and Coke warm would result in them tasting the same. Is that real life? 

Tumblr users swap facts about the history of soda and carrier pigeons | narwhalsarefalling fun fact im weirdly knowlagable history soda dont even drink soda why do know so much about narwhalsarefalling coke and pepsi taste different because coke invent before refrigeration
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Cats Being Far Too Long

Do cats even have a shape? It's like they either fill whatever vessel they're in, or leak everywhere. Here are cats being so long that it's cute but also kind of creepy. Not necessarily bad creepy, but, man just look at the cats. For less graceful resting pets, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.

Cats that are stretchy and very long | grey cat lying on its belly stretched out along a rail. funny cat lying on the edge of a couch with its head and front paws hanging upside down.
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Painfully Relatable Job Interview Memes

Interviewing for a new job can be a terrifying and soul-draining process. We put ourselves out there and try to do a decent enough job at selling ourselves to a willing company. Sometimes it goes well, and sometimes you leave the room with a sour taste in your mouth, convinced that you'll never be seeing that person again. These job interview memes speak to the struggles of the job interview process. 

Job interview memes that are super relatable for anyone looking for a job | tweet by Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do have police record No. But do have few their albums on cassette hires instantly
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We love a good old bad lip reading. The NFL and many of its superstars gets just the kind of bad lip reading that it deserves. 

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This is just gold. They nailed it in Shrek 2 with the Cops parody. The catnip was a beautiful touch. 

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New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

The New Zealand Police are clearly the coolest police force around. These guys keep it hip with the fun wordplay and cheesy jokes on social media. 

A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.
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Tumblr Thread Explains David Kawena, The Best Disney Prince

The dude from Lilo and Stitch sticks around even though they've got a lot of issues, and he doesn't even have to break a curse or anything. Tumblr has a penchant for getting way too into Disney lore, like when they hyper analyzed Davey Jones in Pirates of The Caribbean.

Tumblr thread explains why the guy from Lilo and Stitch is the best Disney Prince | David Kawena Lilo and Stitch is ultimate Disney prince because he is there Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything 's going on their lives. They're going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all sudden Nani has be mom her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and 's hard enough as is
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