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Painfully Obvious Things People Didn't Realize For Way Too Long

It doesn't matter how long you've been on this planet or how much you know, smart people still do stupid things. Even the concept of "smartness" is variable. Anyone might know everything there is to know about brain surgery but might not know that it's stupid to put metal in the microwave. Some of us were just sick the day we learned that snow is made out of water, only to have that fact make us look like complete smooth-brains a decade later. There are too many obvious things people realize way too late.

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Restaurant Sign Dispenses Jokes and Wisdom

Why not get all your musings from a Tex-Mex restaurant sign in Austin, Texas? There's something so folksy yet official about sign jokes. Maybe the knowledge that a random person had to go out there and put up every letter by hand just gives it more meaning? Maybe it's the boldness of putting opinions on a big sign for thousands to see? Maybe we just like signs. It definitely works for this sign whose pun game is too on point.

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Entitled Mom Wants Goldfish Snack, Gets Turned Down, Pitches Fit

There's something about the wildly entitled people of this world, where they end up staging the most memorable of meltdowns whenever they get righteously rejected. In this case, it sounds like the mom was being the very living definition of entitled. And naturally, upon being called out on her antics she makes it about herself. 

An entitled mom wants a goldfish snack and ends up getting turned down.
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Incompetent Manager Forces Unqualified Employee To Fix Machine, Breaks It More

Most of us have nightmares about having to do something and not knowing exactly how to do it, but having a boss shouting at us to make it happen. It happens in real life too, and sometimes it works out. Usually not, but sometimes. The working world drives us to absurd scenes, like this employee who wasn't being paid for being on time or these wild employee complaints that turned out to be legit.

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Tumblr Thread: Ridiculous Cons People Pull Off Through Complete Confidence

Man oh man, it's a Tumblr thread like this that might lead you to walk through life with just a bit more caution about strangers' underlying intentions. Specifically, whether or not that random dude who shows up wearing a work outfit similar to the company you work for, actually works for the company. Honestly wonder if that little bit about Leo DiCaprio is true or not. If it is, that's hilarious. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this wild Tumblr thread about a neighbor Steve and the abominations. It's a trip. 

A funny Tumblr thread about how people steal stuff by having complete confidence.
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It's almost as if Costas doesn't really know where the sentence is going to end when he begins talking. He meanders through, trying to find just the right words to deliver this bone-shattering slam. Damn Bob Costas, save some for our dads.

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"You Had One Job" Moments Of Professional Inadequacy

Professional life has one central tenant that we all try to abide by: try as hard as possible to do as little work as possible. Most of us are able to get away pretty well with this, but some of us fly too close to the sun and our lazy incompetence is seen in the form of "not my job" moments. Make way for glorious professional apathy.

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All that rehearsal gave way to a moment where The Rock comes across as completely, utterly unfazed by a spontaneous eruption of "it doesn't matter." Naturally, The Rock doesn't waste any time with flipping it right back as well. 

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People's Clever Ways To Remember Names After Forgetting Them

Many of us are innocently susceptible toward forgetting names of the very people that we just met. Oftentimes this awkward moment of forgetfulness can occur when you meet someone who has been nothing short of a genuinely nice human being. From there, the descent is rapid into cringeland, where you have to ask them to remind you of their name. The only hope is that they don't take the whole matter personally. Names are hard, man. Maybe this thread that includes people's clever ways of remembering names will serve to help you sidestep he next potentially awkward conversation. 

A Twitter thread about people's clever ways to remember names after forgetting them.
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Relatable Tweets And Memes About Getting Old

Time is a tricky beast. It's as if when you want it to move along quickly it chugs along like it's wearing ankle weights, and then when you want it to slow down for the sake of being able to fully appreciate those golden moments, it falls between your hands like sand. Before you know it, you've watched another decade go by, and suddenly you're overhearing the younger generations laughing about the olden days when lunatics used to burn CDs. Oh, those were the days, the days before finely polished Spotify playlists. 

A collection of relatable tweets and memes that can make people feel old.
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Weird Internet Stuff To Peruse, Amuse and Confuse

There have definitely been some unintended consequences of connecting billions of people in an electronic network of images and symbols. Like, sure it's given deluded weirdos places to groupthink themselves into complete derealization, and for some reason ticket prices have all these weird surcharges now. But also, the internet has provided cursed weirdness from its depths. That's something, right?

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Gordon Ramsay puts in all of that elaborative work for a grilled cheese that doesn't appear to be sporting any melted cheese. Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, or maybe, just maybe Gordon Ramsay's hot take on the traditional grilled cheese meal isn't aligned with what the world of grilled cheese enthusiasts actually want. 

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It's a well documented phenomenon, and it's weird every single time. When the frames per second of a camera match the revolutions per minute of a rotor just perfectly, that bad boy looks like it ain't moving at all. So here's a helicopter floating into the sky like a glitching video game.

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Inside Jokes People Tell To Troll Their Partners

Maybe one of the best parts about dating someone on a serious level is that you're able to embrace the art of the inside joke between you and your partner that nobody else in the world is apt to pick up on. In this fun AskReddit thread people describe the inside jokes that they enjoy sharing with their partners for the explicit purpose of trolling them to oblivion. If anything, it might give you some ideas if you're looking for a new way to troll your partner. 

People describe the inside jokes that they tell to troll their partners.
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What a way to make use of a water hazard. It may have been a single shot 10 years ago, but damn if that's not a beautiful sight to see. The "ghost bawl" will live in our hearts and memories as some of the slickest putt-putt action that there has ever been.

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Our hearts go out to the Hugh(s) that were watching this live broadcast. With that being said, the weather man handled the prank like a champion. His reaction was nothing but wholesome. He had just the kind of infectious laughter that gets the rest of the room going.