Steak-Umm's went OFF on Twitter yesterday. Last we heard from them they were unleashing a millennial-focused rant. See here. This new thread found its inspiration from Valiant Comics and their tweet grouping them with Hot Pockets. As it turns out there's a lot more to the picture than we previously assumed. Their history is one marked by gritty determination, volatile chaos, and even exile. I just really hope the internet steps up to crank out some fan art for this. The world needs it like nobody's business.
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Never underestimate the internet when it comes to dissecting specific scenes from Pirate of the Caribbean movies. It started when someone pointed out the ridiculousness of having a legendary pirate standing in a bucket of water as a loophole for his curse. It ended with multiple users trying to figure out exactly how he figured this out, and what other curse-circumnavigating activities he could engage in, like sitting in a wheelbarrow. For more awesome pop culture weirdness from Tumblr, here's the time users tried to figure out what day Ice Cube's Good Day was, and here's the time they tried to figure out what angels look like.
Okay, the eye-exploding was a hyperbole. But why would you want to look at these if you knew they would make your eyes literally explode? These pictures of skewed perspective will make your eyes do some acrobatics in order to understand what's actually going on. In case this isn't enough eye-confusing strangeness then here's some more.
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This video has the comedian and podcaster explaining why he's finally quitting the classic online roleplaying game Runescape. It's strange that he's hardly mentioned his addiction to the MMORPG in his comedy and interviews. Either way, we're pretty impressed with the guy for having been so into the game for all these years.
The wildly confusing moment when you confirm that you did in fact spell that alien-like, looking word correctly, is a "problem" or occurrence that touches many. Twitter users hopped on a thread about the confusing moment, to bond over the certain words that confuse them to their core; even if they are spelling them correctly!
Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco.
Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing.
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You can just see the strong pleading tone of desperation in this meathead's eyes, when he's confronted by another fitness personality, who wants the TRUTH. The dude, dips and weaves around getting at what exactly he's lifting; and instead pivots, to place his emphasis on looking like you lift a lot, is most important. Okay. And how're we achieving that jacked up appearance? All natural?
It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.
Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.
Hugh Jackman recently reignited his fake online feud with, Ryan Reynolds. Thank goodness. Their regular bouts of banter, and sharp witticisms, and visible admiration for one another, make this one bromance the internet will always need around. We can't wait to see what they drum up next, but in the meanwhile, don't forget to check out Hugh Jackman going full savage mode on Ryan Reynolds, Aviation Gin company, in a brutal marketing fail.
With the Fyre Festival awareness movement running at full speed on social media, and other places like Netflix, the memes honoring the iconically terrible, lit festival that never was...have never been spicier. If you know anything about the festival, you are likely to enjoy the hell out of these.
An AskReddit thread entertained the idea of bringing historical figures into present day, to see how they'd fare in the wild world of social media. The results are a fun Pandora's Box of what-ifs, that ultimately seem to make some sense, based off what we know. The real question, is whether any of these historical figures, would spend their time using social media in the first place.
Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.
You're not doing it "right", Pop Tarts. Or, if you are, you're doing it in a massively unexpected fashion. And that would be, where you're talking about stuffing your Pop Tarts. As it turns out, the UK has a certain definition for "fanny," and Brits were quick to the punch on calling out the raunchy blunder.
