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male karen wants tatttoo and is rude | premises last night make booking my partner and myself be tattooed were told NOT POSSIBLE and would not be booked our CHOSEN DATE Tuesday first December. My partner and have been thinking about this tattoo OVER YEAR young man at door terribly curt with us asked speak manager, he told us he OWNER find this very hard believe, as he had large tattoo on side his head would appreciate reply MANAGER ONLY and if this is not my satisfaction will be taking things

Male Karen Doesn't Believe Tattoo Shop Owner, Gets Reckoning

Tumblr user bakes bread using gatorade | ever have one those am doing with my life moments round pink loaf of bread

Bold Tumblr User Makes Gatorade Bread

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Village's Christmas lights are designed by the local primary kids | Poppy McKenzie Smith @GTOpoppy Our village Christmas lights are designed by local primary kids and they are single best thing about festive season.

Local Primary Kids Design Village's Christmas Lights, Hilarity Ensues

A quick Tumblr thread about college professors with max chill | stimman3000 Follow Subject: make up assignment whats poppin carolina can get an assignment my 20% back. also im la do want anything thats like under $20 there thanks, alex

Quick Tumblr Thread Of Professors With Max Chill

petty opinions people are passionate about | NotTheNoogie More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!

Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath

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Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

A road rager picks on a motorcycle driver, driver takes petty revenge | r/pettyrevenge Join u/Fluffy-Designer Small motorbike vs small waves pinky finger should preface this by saying raised by narcissist and extremely passive-aggressive as result. Years ago bought my first motorbike tiny 125CC bike with my 82kg body weight, could barely do 90km/h on flat road and would lose speed going up hills despite revving as hard as could my first motorbike and loved her with my whole heart.

Road Rager Picks On Motorcycle, Rider Gets Revenge

Roommate mistakes a dude for his ex during Halloween, and then hilarity ensues | r/tifu Join u/HalloweenHooligan 8h TIFU pretending be my roommate's ex M FYI: my roommate planning share this story his perspective but thought more entertaining coming This happened just over 2 weeks ago on Halloween night. Even though my roommate and didn't go anywhere on Halloween still dressed up anyway. My roommate's costume basically just an apron, boxers and socks. Not very imaginative know my roommate

Roommate Mistakes Guy For His Ex, Hilarity Ensues

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Woman changes diet, gets sleep recording app, and then learns a hard truth | TIFU by downloading sleeping app records noise changing my diet, forgetting check said app and blowing hot balls fire at my boyfriend months M Edit: spelling Sorry formatting am on an iPhone edit: and throwaway 27F) had trouble sleeping at night since child finding out my boyfriend (32M two years also has trouble sleeping at night decided both download an app basically records movement snoring extra noise and level

Girlfriend Changes Diet, Gets Sleep Recording App, Learns Hard Truth

A funny collection of posts from the satirical king of the internet, Skweezy Jibbs | MY SONS ZOOM CLASS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SLAUGHTERED JIGGLYPUFF MY TUB | Where r u 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 14:11 WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell u dont love 14:23 14:26 f k 14:29 HELP 14:29

Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

interesting and funny double take optical illusion images | two small dogs on leashes standing back to back looking like one dog with a head on each end | classroom small head on a big oversized body

Eye Confusing Moments of Double Takery

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disgusting cursed food | pasta covered in gray gross sauce gravy | cabbage emptied and carved into a bowl and stuffed with something brown

Cursed Foods from Satan's Crock Pot

funny dad jokes | Lord of the Rings best Shires HEINZ KISTERS MORS HEINZ RCESTERS 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ MORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE ZNI3H RCESTERS HON NO | BEFORE CALCULATORS PEOPLE USED AN ABBA Kiss abacus

A Motherload of Devastating Dad Jokes

cracked video about the phenomena of finding porn magazines in the woods | buy a stack of playboys wander the woods and forests of this great country drop them for children to find

The Secret Rite Of Passage Only Known To People Born Before 1990

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Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying

Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

Neighbor antagonizes guy to no end, and ends up getting a taste of his own medicine | r/pettyrevenge u/TheCrimsonnerGinge Neighbor antagonized all year, so quite literally) gave him taste his own medicine college had neighbor (Who will henceforth be Benny, like asshat New Vegas And this neighbor, he not considerate neighbor example, he watched TikTok at 3am, connected his Bluetooth speaker, which he so politely pointed directly at wall improve sound quality He piled his

Neighbor Antagonizes Guy, Gets Taste Of His Own Medicine