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The song "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal but sung by actual Seals.

"Kiss from a Rose" Sung by actual Seals

Complaint texts from teen students who had to take care of a fake baby | Can shut off my baby Today 6:14 AM Hello miss lefebvre can please shut child Today 7:48 AM Good morning can't shut off or control baby is scheduled times picked programmed can't control If or tired or frustrated, ask someone help If absolutely cannot do anymore there is an emergency shut off would end baby completely and would stop process totally. If want do this, let know.

Texts from Students Who Had to Take Care of Electronic Babies

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Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

Man runs the sad math on the chances of finding his soulmate. | feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up

Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

A collection of images showing times that mannequins were misplaced. | couple walking hand in hand in a street looking at a sculpture that looks like a person with their head stuck inside a wall

Misplaced Mannequins That Messed With People's Brains

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Mark Hamill does an impression of Harrison Ford

Mark Hamill's Impression Of Harrison Ford Is On Point

A collection of insults that sound exactly like compliments. | RetainedByLucifer 22h 1 Award classic hope day is as pleasant as are This is coming retail worker FullI Karen.

Insults That Sound Like Compliments

Top Gun Richard Hammond And James May heated car seat

Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

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Strange, stupid and weird band photos | Childs Play photo of four men in pink bell bottom overalls | two guys in TURDS OF MISERY shirts standing on either side of a man in a denim jacket

Weird and Awkward Band Photos

People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

Restaurant owner returns lost wallet | 11:40 ll5GE( TIVIESsayt Thu, Apr 9, 4:42 PM Hello James hope this message finds well. My name is Kevin and owner Goat Hill Tavern Costa Mesa and found something lost YEARS ago. There is still money wallet, although 's stuck inside, as well as old ID's and SSN card. Let know if this is actually and if like send current address. u CALIFORNIA r IFORNIA DiIVERLICENsE 4342 JAKE AMERICA UNID n PASSPORT CAR iMessage Pay ENTYDOLARS DAU CALIFORNIA

Restaurant Owner Finds and Returns Dude's Wallet after 7 Years

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Objects that look like food but are not food | clear box of pink and yellow ear plugs that look like gummy candies | PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING RED GREASE jam ice cream sorbet

Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Funny low budget DIY engineering and solutions | slice of cheese with the words BUY POST IT NOTES carved into it | sink faucet installed in place of a shower head

Bad but Awesome Low Budget Solutions

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

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Inanimate Objects with faces | soldiers running to the back of a helicopter with open cabin that looks like a mouth and eyes | boat cabin structure with a smiling face

Various Inanimate Objects with Hidden Faces

Guy throws a knife at a can of spray paint, it sprays him and he screams.

Genius Throws Knife at Spray Paint Can