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Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

Man runs the sad math on the chances of finding his soulmate. | feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up

Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

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A collection of images showing times that mannequins were misplaced. | couple walking hand in hand in a street looking at a sculpture that looks like a person with their head stuck inside a wall

Misplaced Mannequins That Messed With People's Brains

Mark Hamill does an impression of Harrison Ford

Mark Hamill's Impression Of Harrison Ford Is On Point

A collection of insults that sound exactly like compliments. | RetainedByLucifer 22h 1 Award classic hope day is as pleasant as are This is coming retail worker FullI Karen.

Insults That Sound Like Compliments

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Top Gun Richard Hammond And James May heated car seat

Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

Strange, stupid and weird band photos | Childs Play photo of four men in pink bell bottom overalls | two guys in TURDS OF MISERY shirts standing on either side of a man in a denim jacket

Weird and Awkward Band Photos

People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

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Restaurant owner returns lost wallet | 11:40 ll5GE( TIVIESsayt Thu, Apr 9, 4:42 PM Hello James hope this message finds well. My name is Kevin and owner Goat Hill Tavern Costa Mesa and found something lost YEARS ago. There is still money wallet, although 's stuck inside, as well as old ID's and SSN card. Let know if this is actually and if like send current address. u CALIFORNIA r IFORNIA DiIVERLICENsE 4342 JAKE AMERICA UNID n PASSPORT CAR iMessage Pay ENTYDOLARS DAU CALIFORNIA

Restaurant Owner Finds and Returns Dude's Wallet after 7 Years

Objects that look like food but are not food | clear box of pink and yellow ear plugs that look like gummy candies | PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING RED GREASE jam ice cream sorbet

Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Funny low budget DIY engineering and solutions | slice of cheese with the words BUY POST IT NOTES carved into it | sink faucet installed in place of a shower head

Bad but Awesome Low Budget Solutions

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Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Inanimate Objects with faces | soldiers running to the back of a helicopter with open cabin that looks like a mouth and eyes | boat cabin structure with a smiling face

Various Inanimate Objects with Hidden Faces

Guy throws a knife at a can of spray paint, it sprays him and he screams.

Genius Throws Knife at Spray Paint Can

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Funny images of cats ruining things | white cat with spots sticking its head through a hole in a purple wall | grey cat sitting on top of a pizza slice in a cardboard box

Cats Messing Stuff Up

Guys wife does error converting to metric and buys hundreds of pounds of bird seed | O r/tifu Posted by u/EdgarTFriendly 6 hours ago TIFU by getting my wife buy bird seed So spent last 20 minutes hypervnetlating with laughter and promised my wife wouldn't tell anyone know because she's bit humiliated so this is my way getting off my chest. Since lockdown, my wife and have found new appreciation garden isn't big isnt prett but 's way get outside and, given cabin fever experienced, this is nice fo

Metric Mistake Has Wife Buying Over a Hundred Pounds of Bird Seed

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Employee realizes how miserable they are in their current role after being appointed temporarily to another team: 'I wasn't waking up dreading the day [anymore]'

Employee realizes how miserable they are in their current role after being appointed temporarily to another team: 'I wasn't waking up dreading the day [anymore]'

Manager corners employee into accepting a 3% raise by inviting senior director into their meeting without disclosing it to employee: ‘I was caught off guard’

Manager corners employee into accepting a 3% raise by inviting senior director into their meeting without disclosing it to employee: ‘I was caught off guard’

Retired manager comes back 1 day after heartfelt retirement party, leaving employees feeling tricked out of their money emotions and patience with management

Retired manager comes back 1 day after heartfelt retirement party, leaving employees feeling tricked out of their money emotions and patience with management

Entitled 30-year-old expects independent little sister to let them move in rent-free after quitting a stable job and squandering their savings on a flopped business endeavor; sister refuses: 'I worked hard for my stability'

Entitled 30-year-old expects independent little sister to let them move in rent-free after quitting a stable job and squandering their savings on a flopped business endeavor; sister refuses: 'I worked hard for my stability'

22 Funny LinkedIn Posts That Turned Corporate Life Into Comedy

22 Funny LinkedIn Posts That Turned Corporate Life Into Comedy

Restaurant manager realizes her trainee is strangely copying her every mannerism, calls her out: 'My gut says this is all too much and weird'

Restaurant manager realizes her trainee is strangely copying her every mannerism, calls her out: 'My gut says this is all too much and weird'

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