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Bill Burr comedian roasts blind audience member during stand up

Bill Burr Unknowingly Roasts Blind Man, Hilarity Ensues

Tumblr stories of places and things being gothic | themmfatale 2020 gothic join zoom call. everyone's mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway stare at squares with faces them. which is face can't be sure news is full numbers try learn they mean, but articles are full jargon fields have no experience and swear numbers change blink wake up sleep wake up sleep many days have no idea go walk shadow follows down street, moving move, stopping stop. always recommended six feet away every day get

Tumblr Tales that Make Everything Gothic

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creepy funny weird album covers | LET TOUCH HIM The Ministers Quartet four men in suits standing together | SOUNDS LIFE Unseen Hand Sharla Tommy McNeely two kids standing on a giant transparent hand

Weird and Oblivious Old Album Covers

Karen mom expects friend to change dog's name | Hello Hey jennay 's at Kolby and Blake's christening. wife met Hi, Yeah remember while ago now are and family?

Pregnant Karen Expects Friend To Change Dog's Name

IT employee gets rid of Horrible Karen Business Customer | r/talesfromtechsupport Posted by u/roflcopter-pilot 1 day ago 9 8 6 3 13 2 3 12 tale about respect, manners, and fired more than 100 guests ?pic recent "Karen" story read reminded last year had an encounter sort which didn't post about yet entertainment, here is. First little background info set scene: Our company HQ building has big conference rooms. Despite not being events or hosting business at all sometimes rent those out if don't

Horrible Business Karen Gets Booted By IT Employee

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A confused choosing beggar doesn't understand how hourly pay works | 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and read messages.

Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

Auction winner won't pay up, so they learn their lesson the hard way | r/ProRevenge Join u/Ryan_is_my_real_name 2y 1 Win my auction and not pay? Oh trust going pay! TL;DR: at bottom make art as hobby. Metal sculptures only sell them need bit money something had holiday coming up so listed one here on TradeMe (an auction site 1 reserve auction lasted 10 days and piece got quite bit interest time with lots people adding their watchlist and bidding on

Auction Winner Won't Pay, Learns Their Lesson

thangs that look like food but aren't | bald hairless cat's back looking like a cooked chicken | colorful tree sap that looks like gummy candies

Things That Look Like Tasty Food But Aren't

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woman builds fence to keep neighbors out of pool | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/OnTheFencePoolGirl AITA building fence keep out my neighbors? Not hole Obligatory throwaway account. Earlier this year 26f) got an inheritance family member and godsend finally got move out and get my own place after living paycheck paycheck. MY DREAM PLACE could never get place like this without providence or cutting my way through corporate ladder with machete. But most important part

Woman Builds Fence to Keep Neighbors Out of Pool

history memes | GREENLAND ICELAND Erik Viking: laughing Leo Dicaprio in a horned helmet | Publishing numerous studies on benefits genetic diversity Having ten children with cousin PUSH Charles Darwin Double Soda Pour

History Memes that are Packed with Knowledge

funny and stupid tweets | abby abbyomalley_ babies will not eat vegetables but they will eat airplanes. whats up with 1:26 p.m 29 Oct. 20 Twitter iPhone

Sick Tweets from the Twitter-verse

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funny bat eats banana video

Rescued Bat Is Loving This Banana

photos of strange perspective that produce optical illusions. | Bed Bath and Beyond store sign that looks like it reads Death & Beyond | motorcycle driving on a sandy dune raising dust behind

Double Take Moments of Optical Weirdness

A funny Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't a real color after all | astercrash Follow Watching human technological developments has be really stressful aliens because every time look like going invent something even remotely cool immediately use hurt another human. astercrash Follow Human gets stick* Alien: yes Human grabs rock* Alien: YES Human invents hammer* Alien: YESYESYESYES Human murders his neighbour Thagbar* Alien: god FUCKING dammit 7,684 notes

Random Gems From Tumblr's Wandering Minds

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Person has vegan wedding meal planned, uncle demands meat | Posted by u/AITAvegwedding AITA serving vegan food at my wedding? My fiance and are getting married June next year both vegans, and although don't judge those who are not vegan wanted serve vegan food at our wedding found vegan caterer sent out invitations added note saying food will be vegan also asked everyone who has any specific dietary requirements let us know note made clear anyone who needed specific

Uncle Can't Handle Vegan Meal At Wedding, Demands Meat Meal

Funny New Zealand bird election drama | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses S biggest-gaudiest-patro recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc politics or anything, but bc HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over 2020 Bird Year Contest. someone called kiwi Fat Flightless Fuck white-faced heron accused racism, voter fraud is rampant

Tumblr Thread: New Zealand's Bird Election Was a Mess

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'My contractor coworker quit with 10 seconds' notice': Boss gleefully brags about firing contractors with no notice, contractor quits mid-project

'My contractor coworker quit with 10 seconds' notice': Boss gleefully brags about firing contractors with no notice, contractor quits mid-project

‘She quit a week later. Three others followed. All four mentioned the "family" hypocrisy’: CEO calls company family for years, denies financial help to a longtime employee after she loses her house, then criticizes her for not being “team player”

‘She quit a week later. Three others followed. All four mentioned the "family" hypocrisy’: CEO calls company family for years, denies financial help to a longtime employee after she loses her house, then criticizes her for not being “team player”

'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

‘I told her I don’t want anyone parking in my driveway, period’: Duplex resident snaps at neighbor who keeps blocking single-car driveway “just for a bit” everytime she can’t find street parking

‘I told her I don’t want anyone parking in my driveway, period’: Duplex resident snaps at neighbor who keeps blocking single-car driveway “just for a bit” everytime she can’t find street parking

Employee refuses to attend a mandatory, unpaid Saturday team-building event so he can spend quality time with his child, sparking workplace conflict as his boss questions his commitment to “company culture”: ‘Saturday is my one full day with my kid’

Employee refuses to attend a mandatory, unpaid Saturday team-building event so he can spend quality time with his child, sparking workplace conflict as his boss questions his commitment to “company culture”: ‘Saturday is my one full day with my kid’

Elderly home sellers fail to disclose HOA to buyer, forcing them to pay decades of debt, leading buyer to refuse to let sellers pick up their lawnmower after the sale: ‘They want it back out of spite’

Elderly home sellers fail to disclose HOA to buyer, forcing them to pay decades of debt, leading buyer to refuse to let sellers pick up their lawnmower after the sale: ‘They want it back out of spite’

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