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A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*

Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

A husband's various hilarious attempts at making the bed every morning | Joanne Sterling Saturday at 5:55 PM After 45 years Jim is charge making bed every morning don't think he knows do with extra pillows | Here is today's design

Husband's Hilarious Attempts At Making The Bed

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5 CHARACTERS WHOSE JOBS MAKE NO FREAKING SENSE Jurassic World Chris Pratt brain on Cracked

Five Characters Whose Jobs Make No Freaking Sense

A collection of AskReddit replies to the sayings that annoy people the most | ReaverRogue 4h Every single piece office jargon ever. Hits include: Let's put pin Let swivel chair Nice e-meet email exclusive) Our core values are Let's touch base just ping on X There's no team 's on my radar Hit ground running Literally anyone uses this crap day day speech needs slap.

Common Sayings That Annoy People

A funny bot written AC/DC style song.

Bot Written AC/DC Song Is Pretty On-Brand

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funny Chris Hemsworth roasting Scarlett Johansson

Chris Hemsworth Roasts Scarlett Johansson To Oblivion

Dust Devil whips up hundreds of tumbleweeds and hits car

Dust Devil Lifting Hundreds of Tumbleweeds

People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong

AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

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Funny weird commercial for 30 dollar hot tub

An Unsolicited Commercial for a 30 Dollar Hot Tub

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Steak Cooked on a Computer Processor

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Will Arnett Can't Keep A Straight Face When Talking CGI

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Employee talks to food while boss and coworkers overhear | O r/tifu Posted by u/I_Ate_That_Food 4 days ago 2 3 F2 S TIFU by forgetting wasn't muted during Zoom meeting ate my lunch, causing irreversible harm my reputation talk my food eat have been working home recently (obviously and am pretty fortunate because basically there is no function my job need be office But have let some bad habits seep .

Company Overhears Employee Roleplaying with Lunch

Tumblr thread of silly Apollo 11 quotes | Actual quotes Apollo 11 mission: Collins like enter Aldrin oatmeal eating contest next time Bruce McCandless Mission Control Is he pretty good at Collins: He's doing his share up here. McCandless: Let's see all just finished meal not long ago, too, didn't Aldrin still eating. McCandless: Okay. Does Collins: He's on his-he's on his 19th bowl.

Tumblr Pulls Some Choice Apollo 11 Quotes

Man doesn't understand hourly pay, and assumes that it's a scam | 7:08 PM ni 60 Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok

Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

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The song "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal but sung by actual Seals.

"Kiss from a Rose" Sung by actual Seals

Complaint texts from teen students who had to take care of a fake baby | Can shut off my baby Today 6:14 AM Hello miss lefebvre can please shut child Today 7:48 AM Good morning can't shut off or control baby is scheduled times picked programmed can't control If or tired or frustrated, ask someone help If absolutely cannot do anymore there is an emergency shut off would end baby completely and would stop process totally. If want do this, let know.

Texts from Students Who Had to Take Care of Electronic Babies

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Employee realizes how miserable they are in their current role after being appointed temporarily to another team: 'I wasn't waking up dreading the day [anymore]'

Employee realizes how miserable they are in their current role after being appointed temporarily to another team: 'I wasn't waking up dreading the day [anymore]'

Manager corners employee into accepting a 3% raise by inviting senior director into their meeting without disclosing it to employee: ‘I was caught off guard’

Manager corners employee into accepting a 3% raise by inviting senior director into their meeting without disclosing it to employee: ‘I was caught off guard’

Retired manager comes back 1 day after heartfelt retirement party, leaving employees feeling tricked out of their money emotions and patience with management

Retired manager comes back 1 day after heartfelt retirement party, leaving employees feeling tricked out of their money emotions and patience with management

Entitled 30-year-old expects independent little sister to let them move in rent-free after quitting a stable job and squandering their savings on a flopped business endeavor; sister refuses: 'I worked hard for my stability'

Entitled 30-year-old expects independent little sister to let them move in rent-free after quitting a stable job and squandering their savings on a flopped business endeavor; sister refuses: 'I worked hard for my stability'

22 Funny LinkedIn Posts That Turned Corporate Life Into Comedy

22 Funny LinkedIn Posts That Turned Corporate Life Into Comedy

Restaurant manager realizes her trainee is strangely copying her every mannerism, calls her out: 'My gut says this is all too much and weird'

Restaurant manager realizes her trainee is strangely copying her every mannerism, calls her out: 'My gut says this is all too much and weird'

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