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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny joke tweets about how god designed animals | tweet by tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also sleeps upside down like an idiot

Funny Tweets about God Making Animals

Most of them seem like a bad idea.
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funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

They're just not good at being people.
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Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian

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stupid and funny joke tweets | 17 Discount Emma Stone Retweeted jon drake @DrakeGatsby 000 's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him beach and just gonna let him go crazy 9:01 AM Nov 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Funny Tweets to Put Some Skip in That Step

Ah yes, excellent point.
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funny and stupid tweets | abby abbyomalley_ babies will not eat vegetables but they will eat airplanes. whats up with 1:26 p.m 29 Oct. 20 Twitter iPhone

Sick Tweets from the Twitter-verse

It's a very important point.
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silly and funny joke tweets | pat tobin @tastefactory Oh man weather tomorrow is supposed be chef's hat all day Thursday Friday

Funny and Dumb Tweets to Smoosh Into That Day

Get 'em in there!
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Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets

A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

It's less about flavor and more about essence.
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Alton Brown Nonsense Twitter Food Rant | Alton Brown 000 @altonbrown Turn off lights and run 23 Slim Jims through juicer | want go out right now and buy Fritos and cat food. | CANNED FRUIT SALAD AND CHEEZE WIZ WITH HERSHEY'S SYRUP AND GIN

Alton Brown Unleashes Weird Food-Themed Twitter Storm

Now that's some kind of eats.
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Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

Weird times, man.
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A collection of totally random and funny tweets | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Fresh Batch Of Totally Random, Funny Tweets

Twitter has its moments.
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Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin

Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

It's either weirdly creative or just incredibly stupid.
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awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.

Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Sometimes you say something that makes you want to dig a hole and stand in it forever.
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funny tweets and jokes from twitter | Paul @bingowings 14 Fingers crossed 's hummus Hidden dip road sign

A Bushel of Funny Tweets to Savor

Have a big thought salad.
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Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Mmm yes, taste the sweet relatability.
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Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills

A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Hello, thought salad.
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A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388

Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Love us some Twitter funnies.
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