The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.

These clever tweets nail the essence of what it means to be married.

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

Enter the Tweet zone.

Simple humor that just does it for us

Go away, world.

Hats off to the eccentric and shameless.

Ah yes, insignificant yet amusing observations.

Take that, boredom!

May the dumb thoughts flow freely.

May no one be bored on this day!

One must know the ways of the bus.

Go away, malaise!

Hoist those spirits.

It's the next best thing, sometimes better.

Fight the ever reaching drabness!