"Meet my son, Dump Truck."

It sparks too.

It's big.

Flemjeans?

We need a break from reality.

What an avant garde a-hole.

This question just brings so many more questions. Who knew there were so many different ways to hold that thing?? Social media is coming through and providing the answers

Love is about commitment. Commitment to the bit.

Enjoy this fresh collection of funny tweets.

Because why should we be forced to hear our own thoughts.

What would we do without Twitter? We'd probably read more books and spend more time with our families. But c'mon, who doesn't want to peer into the collective panic attack of a thousand media-addled minds? Books are way longer than 140 characters and we've destroyed our ability to focus. So here are some funny tweets to grind boredom into the dirt.

Nothing funnier than overwhelming debt.

A silly chicken thread

This offer is one-way only.

A collection of funny Tweets and moments from Twitter

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.