funny tweets
When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.
Boredom must be stamped out.
Let loose the floodgates of the mind!
Get back, void!
Get away, boredom!
Get back!
It's something.
"This horse field will be put to good use on the cattle field."
Become a better person through mindless thoughts and observations.
That's a new one.
May the chortling commence.
Well, uh, goodnight then.
Thy cup overfloweth.
The words go in the eye holes.
It's a sweet IV drip of thoughts and observations.
Always speak from the heart.
Sometimes you've gotta risk it all.
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