funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388

Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this

Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

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Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged

Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

Twitter users bad date stories | Ignoble Savage @drayzze 9h Replying millercycle and @bartandsoul Went back her place after dinner and drinks, started making out, made our way bedroom only hear cough closet, where her husband hiding with video camera. 274 47 Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab 6h GIF 4

Twitter Users Share Their Memorable Bad Dates

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Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

Memes about the realities of aging | man screaming while a hurricane sandstorm approaches behind him | 40s People born 80s 's coming meme-generator.com

Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises

Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

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Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine | Well, old girl about have busiest month life INSTANT POT cooking utensils | Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks bar my neighborhood is delivering entire liters their premixed margaritas 25 and get complimentary roll toilet paper with purchase and 's really starting feel like there are no rules anymore

Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine

A collection of memes and tweets about the struggles of adulting | tweet by Mrs. Math Teacher @MrsMathTeachr Baby boomers blame millennials everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA 5/3/18, 8:36 am

Memes And Tweets About Adulting Struggles

Tweets and jokes about coronavirus and quarantine | milO @amelianashh been waiting perfect time change my Netflix password so my ex can't use anymore and doesn't really get much better than national lockdown 703K 4:37 PM Mar 16, 2020 60.9K people are talking about this

Coronavirus Tweets From The Self-Quarantine

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Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody Twitter Parody | Dana Jay Bein DJB danajaybein lost my mind wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught lockdown No escape reality. 12:02 PM 3/18/20 TweetDeck | Don't touch eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy just poor boy, no job security Because easy spread, even though washed hands, laying low look out window curve doesn't look flatter

Dude Tweets Entire Quarantine-Themed Bohemian Rhapsody Parody

Funny failed attempts and moments | MOnday at 8:14 PM 6 always told people met Michael Jackson But now found picture, Maann wtf Who fuck this | tiny spare wheel attached to a truck on monster wheels

Various Attempts That Flopped into The Dirt

Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.

Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

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Kids being weird, funny and stupid | My son asked combine two animals his biology class ELE PHUCK child drawing crayon art elephant with a duck bill

Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

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'We need a doctor's note': Employee requests 3 days off due to burnout, boss demands a doctor's note, doctor demands a full month off

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Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

Man sends city officials to neighbor's house after his fence collapses, plan backfires: 'My uncle looked him in the eye and said, "Not my problem"'

Man sends city officials to neighbor's house after his fence collapses, plan backfires: 'My uncle looked him in the eye and said, "Not my problem"'

New tenant gets assigned parking spot, only to discover someone else is using the space and refuses to give it up, landlord confronts them: ‘No more parking in a spot you never rented’

New tenant gets assigned parking spot, only to discover someone else is using the space and refuses to give it up, landlord confronts them: ‘No more parking in a spot you never rented’

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

Woman refuses to loan 31-year-old boyfriend $1,200 after she finds out he’s secretly given over $4,000 from their shared household funds to Lexi, his unemployed 26-year-old sister: ‘She spends her money on festivals and Uber Eats’

Woman refuses to loan 31-year-old boyfriend $1,200 after she finds out he’s secretly given over $4,000 from their shared household funds to Lexi, his unemployed 26-year-old sister: ‘She spends her money on festivals and Uber Eats’

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