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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this

Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

"Ah yes, I am a..." *checks stethoscope* "...doctor."
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Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged

Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

They're not smart.
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Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Twitter users bad date stories | Ignoble Savage @drayzze 9h Replying millercycle and @bartandsoul Went back her place after dinner and drinks, started making out, made our way bedroom only hear cough closet, where her husband hiding with video camera. 274 47 Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab 6h GIF 4

Twitter Users Share Their Memorable Bad Dates

True love is sometimes hidden. Like a dude with a camera.
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Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

Drink water, got it.
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Memes about the realities of aging | man screaming while a hurricane sandstorm approaches behind him | 40s People born 80s 's coming meme-generator.com

Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore

All of a sudden things hurt and sleep is more important.
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Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises

Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

We know how dumb they are because we were that dumb.
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Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine | Well, old girl about have busiest month life INSTANT POT cooking utensils | Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks bar my neighborhood is delivering entire liters their premixed margaritas 25 and get complimentary roll toilet paper with purchase and 's really starting feel like there are no rules anymore

Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine

Things are still rolling along.
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A collection of memes and tweets about the struggles of adulting | tweet by Mrs. Math Teacher @MrsMathTeachr Baby boomers blame millennials everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA 5/3/18, 8:36 am

Memes And Tweets About Adulting Struggles

The adulting life is filled with struggles.
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Tweets and jokes about coronavirus and quarantine | milO @amelianashh been waiting perfect time change my Netflix password so my ex can't use anymore and doesn't really get much better than national lockdown 703K 4:37 PM Mar 16, 2020 60.9K people are talking about this

Coronavirus Tweets From The Self-Quarantine

Yeah, it's all still happening.
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Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody Twitter Parody | Dana Jay Bein DJB danajaybein lost my mind wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught lockdown No escape reality. 12:02 PM 3/18/20 TweetDeck | Don't touch eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy just poor boy, no job security Because easy spread, even though washed hands, laying low look out window curve doesn't look flatter

Dude Tweets Entire Quarantine-Themed Bohemian Rhapsody Parody

Some people have a lot of time on their hands right now.
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Funny failed attempts and moments | MOnday at 8:14 PM 6 always told people met Michael Jackson But now found picture, Maann wtf Who fuck this | tiny spare wheel attached to a truck on monster wheels

Various Attempts That Flopped into The Dirt

With every attempt there is the possibility of failure.
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Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.

Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

It's something.
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Kids being weird, funny and stupid | My son asked combine two animals his biology class ELE PHUCK child drawing crayon art elephant with a duck bill

Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

They're not well adjusted people.
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Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

Twitter is like a succinct, well narrated panic attack.
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Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out

Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

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