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Facebook went down for about an hour today. Are you OK?

Do you know who was totally fine about it? Fox News' Shepard Smith.

He provided a 'breaking news' update that sounded like more of a pointed rant than an actual bit of information. But hey, he knows his audience.

JUST IN: #FacebookDown (via @ShepNewsTeam) https://t.co/fqOylRUqZu

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 28, 2015

"...So, if you're all narcissistic and want to share every bit of your life with the world, uh they don't care anyway, and a few minutes off Facebook will not kill you."

He sounds a little bitter about it. Maybe people aren't responding to his friend requests or not poking him back.

Reactions were mixed.

@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam If this is news we are doomed.

— Blaise Hazzard (@Stuggots) September 28, 2015

@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam they deleted my account for being to conservative.. For real

— Keith Colovos (@kccustoms2001) September 28, 2015

@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam Shep - the only rational human being there.

— Gilbert Davis/gadlaw (@mygad) September 28, 2015

@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam Shep handled the laugh smirk well. Great stuff

— June David (@shallowlake5) September 28, 2015

You know how people do.

After hearing the news that The Daily, part of News Corp and thus, within the wrinkly-handed reach of news tycoon and journalist ultra-douche Rupert Murdoch, staff at the company made a little ditty to the tune of "So Long, Farewell" from The Sound of Music. All I have to say is mad props for actually putting that together. If I were their position, I would have been out the door faster than you can say "auf wiedersehen."

Cable news: Where the tone shifts from self-congratulatory militaristic back-patting to low-hanging misogyny fruit in the blink of an eye.

He was sited as being a distracted driver as they were reporting on a new distracted driver survey:

If you think you can stomach it, here's all eight minutes of this mind-numbing interview:

The crew of Good Day NY were playing a game of "Name That Tune" on the air, and one of them happened to choose DMX's 1999 anthem 'Party Up.' Someone forgot to actually listen to the song first before playing it, though. As soon as DMX yells "suck my d-ck," anchor Greg Kelly lets out a surprised yell and tells them to turn it off while the rest of the crew remain cool, which is all the more surprising seeing as it was the very same Greg Kelly who, just last week, basically sexually harassed a field reporter on the air. Priorities, Greg.