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This guy admitted on live TV that he apparently never washes his hands. He says he doesn't wash his hands because he can't see germs. So, based off of that, he doesn't believe they're real. Man, oh man.
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We now know that Tomi Lahren doesn't take kindly to the expert photoshop work of the internet.
After the conservative pundit discovered that a fake headline, inspired by a Seinfeld episode, was circulating with her face on it she took to scolding users on Twitter for spreading the image.
She tried to shame them with cries of 'FAKE NEWS' and even insulted the images creator for taking the time to make the image.
Chill Tomi, it's a fricken joke.
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“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence.
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Fox News just can't win lately. Is Walter White back in the market, and are they smoking that Blue Crystal with Jesse Pinkman somewhere along Skid Row before clocking on for the day, or what? They're consistently failing left and right. If their goal is to alienate huge majorities of their audience, then hell, the ratings just came in, and Fox News, lemme be the first to say -- you're killing it.
Via @FoxNews
Last week, as Fox News desperately looked for something other than a reality-TV gameshow host becoming president to point to as the end of civilzation, stumbled upon a little boy and a fire. That boy, whose name is Connor, actually, said that he kind of started the fire because he felt like it and wanted to say “screw our president.”
"Screw our President!" - Child claims to have started fire at @realDonaldTrump protest. pic.twitter.com/L6nFnk8aLf
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 20, 2017
Well, it turns out that Connor is none other than famous comedian and Price is Right-host Drew Carrey’s son. According to TMZ, Connor's infamous act of civil disobedience didn’t go unpunished.
“A source close to Drew tells us Connor got caught up in the emotions of the crowd around him, and he was in hot water afterward," writes TMZ. "We're told Drew and Connor's mom were upset about how he expressed himself to the reporter, and talked to him about his language.”
Well, that’s it for me. I’ll never be surprised by anything again. Not even a super-secret surprise birhtday party that you guys are throwing me. Nope, I’m sure there’s nothing in this room. Oh, it’s completely empty. I guess there isn’t a surprise birthday party for me.
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Via Salon
Retweets are not necessarily endorsements, especially if you're not reading them.
Fox News’ Sean Hannity is one of Donald Trump’s biggest media supporters, so it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that he’s got a very quick Twitter finger. Too fast, perhaps.
When a Trump parody account called “@donnielilhands,” whose bio reads “Winning Bigly Despite Teeny Handsies.” tweeted at Mr. Hannity “MAKE RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN,” Hannity agreed, smacking the RT button and responding with a “Amen!!” Whoopsie doodles.
Hannity appears to have approvingly retweeted a Trump troll account...? pic.twitter.com/GATqLjim9n
— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) January 8, 2017
I guess Hannity should’ve read the tweet a little closer because he lives in America and wants America to be great again. It can be very confusing these days.
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If this doesn't prove to you how out of touch Fox News is, I don't know what will.
"Who is JJ Abrams?" COME ON, MAN!
"I respect your little love for this movie, but..."
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Facebook went down for about an hour today. Are you OK?
Do you know who was totally fine about it? Fox News' Shepard Smith.
He provided a 'breaking news' update that sounded like more of a pointed rant than an actual bit of information. But hey, he knows his audience.
JUST IN: #FacebookDown (via @ShepNewsTeam)
https://t.co/fqOylRUqZu
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 28, 2015
"...So, if you're all narcissistic and want to share every bit of your life with the world, uh they don't care anyway, and a few minutes off Facebook will not kill you."
He sounds a little bitter about it. Maybe people aren't responding to his friend requests or not poking him back.
Reactions were mixed.
@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam If this is news we are doomed.
— Blaise Hazzard (@Stuggots) September 28, 2015@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam they deleted my account for being to conservative.. For real
— Keith Colovos (@kccustoms2001) September 28, 2015@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam Shep - the only rational human being there.
— Gilbert Davis/gadlaw (@mygad) September 28, 2015@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam Shep handled the laugh smirk well. Great stuff
— June David (@shallowlake5) September 28, 2015
You know how people do.
