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Here's Another Reason Not To Go To Florida: There's a Deadly Cobra on the Loose There

Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.

But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.

Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states. 

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41 Times Florida Man Proved He Is Not the Hero We Need

There must be something in the water in Florida...

It is such a common occurrence that a man in Florida gets arrested for something outlandish, that there is even a Florida Man page on Know Your Meme. Either something in the air, or the water. These headlines can't all be a complete coincidence. 

Florida man headlines that are born ready to be memes
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waffle house index hurricane matthew People in Florida Know Things Are Getting Rough When the Waffle Houses Start Closing
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Several Waffle Houses in Florida are closing due to Hurricane Matthew. Even FEMA knows that's a bad thing. They have an informal "Waffle House Index". When these diners start closing they know they have a disaster on their hands and raise that index to "red". 

Even people not involved with a national disaster agency know this means things are serious:







via @kalebhorton, @hintofspy, @WhoDatTN@SarahDecedue

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The video spotlights people and recognizable places from around Orlando, and urges folks from Orlando to dance/donate to OneOrlandoFund

"For our city, for unity, for pride and for our fallen friends who were lost while doing what they loved," Keep Dancing Orlando wrote on their Facebook page

Via PIAOB TV
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This 'Cool Mom', in Florida of course, arranged for a stripper to be the entertainment for her son's 8th birthday party. That's right, the child was turning 8-years old, and she got him a stripper.



In the long run, it's debatable which would be more damaging later in life, a stripper or a clown at your birthday party. My money would be on the stripper (literally) though.

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