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Why not fine him a million dollars a day and a kidney? Let's really just get this show started. The fact that they apparently hired a PR firm for $25,000 to say something nice about them is really the icing on the cake. 

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Florida Man Burger King Edition. You would not want to find yourself eating off one of these grimy tables. Maybe just steer clear of Burger Kings in Florida. I mean, if we're aiming for positivity here...at least he was cleaning the tables! 

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Clarifying Twitter Thread Explains the Real Reason "Florida Man" Is a Thing

Writer and editor Jessica Misener explained the details behind the Sunshine Law and why the reason we see so many crazy stories out of Florida is pretty much because it's just easier to get stories out of Florida. If the laws were different, we'd probably see more Montana Man or Nebraska Woman stories. 

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10 Senseless Times Florida Man Was A Vomit Stain On Humanity

Say what you want, but the truth is that Florida really is in a league of its own. We've got people out there vaping bodily fluids, training alligators, and taking a pancake snack break in the middle of the road. That last one's alright though. Sometimes you just need some pancakes, bro. If you're looking for more Florida Man content in your life, check out the epic Florida Man Challenge over here. It might be just what your life needed. 

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"Congratulations, that's a felony!" Whoever said that is the real MVP of this video. As for Florida Man and his half-baked attempt to pass as a federal marshall; what a FAIL! A glorious mess of a fail indeed. 

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Tumblr Story About Insane Family Scandal Involves Enraged Nun And Arson

The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day. 

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10 Wild Times Florida Man Heroically Created Chaos In Our Dystopian World

You never know when Florida Man might next strike. He's the hero the world never asked for nor saw coming, but the one who insists on continuing to create madness in our modern day dystopia. 

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Clueless Florida Gym Bro Freaks Out After Girl's Snapchat Joke

That joke was too clever for her own good. Fair to say the little jest soared right on over his head. 

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15 Times Florida Man Proved His Title as the Anti-Hero of the People

Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Man will keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.

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Florida Gator Head-Butts Trapper Knocking Him Out Cold

Florida always delivers. This trapper learned the hard way that not all snoots are okay to boop.

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25 Insane Florida Man (And Woman) Adventures Spawned From Hell Itself

Real talk: how the hell does one stab a person with a squirrel? Also, I genuinely feel for the poor bastard that stabbed his imaginary friend. Nobody deserves that kind of profound pain in this life. 

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Florida Woman's 7-Eleven Experience Goes Viral

Florida outdoes itself again. We wish nothing but sunshine and rainbows and happiness to these two. 

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Florida Man Discovers Baby Mid Car Heist, Insanity Ensues

Florida man "Heroically" dropped off the baby he found in a car he was stealing. The search is on for the other Florida man (or woman) who left a baby unattended in their car…

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16 Times Florida Man Plagued The World With Comical Absurdity

Florida Man is the hero we never wanted, but maybe the one we deserve...

And Florida Man headlines have gotten so surreal, that there is even a Florida Man wiki page on Know Your Meme. 

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