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These guys probably feel a bittersweet combination of fear, luck and crapped pants after nearly getting shot into the sky on a faulty slingshot ride. Reportedly, the woman recording the video had a bad feeling about the ride and declined going on. It looks like she made the right move.

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29 Hot and Wild Headlines from The Home of Florida Man

Florida man strikes again! Thanks to Florida's Sunshine Law allowing very open access to public records of police goings-on, we get a whole lot of wtf stories coming out of the state. In the headlines, the Florida men of all stripes come out of the woodwork and make the world a wackier, drunker, and more dangerous place.

Crazy WTF headlines from Florida.
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Why not fine him a million dollars a day and a kidney? Let's really just get this show started. The fact that they apparently hired a PR firm for $25,000 to say something nice about them is really the icing on the cake. 

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Florida Man Burger King Edition. You would not want to find yourself eating off one of these grimy tables. Maybe just steer clear of Burger Kings in Florida. I mean, if we're aiming for positivity here...at least he was cleaning the tables! 

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10 Senseless Times Florida Man Was A Vomit Stain On Humanity

Say what you want, but the truth is that Florida really is in a league of its own. We've got people out there vaping bodily fluids, training alligators, and taking a pancake snack break in the middle of the road. That last one's alright though. Sometimes you just need some pancakes, bro. If you're looking for more Florida Man content in your life, check out the epic Florida Man Challenge over here. It might be just what your life needed. 

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"Congratulations, that's a felony!" Whoever said that is the real MVP of this video. As for Florida Man and his half-baked attempt to pass as a federal marshall; what a FAIL! A glorious mess of a fail indeed. 

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Clueless Florida Gym Bro Freaks Out After Girl's Snapchat Joke

That joke was too clever for her own good. Fair to say the little jest soared right on over his head. 

Girl sends a workout bro a joke about his gym selfie and he freaks out.
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15 Times Florida Man Proved His Title as the Anti-Hero of the People

Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Man will keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.

Funny headlines of Florida Man's adventures and subesquent arrests
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Florida Gator Head-Butts Trapper Knocking Him Out Cold

Florida always delivers. This trapper learned the hard way that not all snoots are okay to boop.

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16 Times Florida Man Plagued The World With Comical Absurdity

Florida Man is the hero we never wanted, but maybe the one we deserve...

And Florida Man headlines have gotten so surreal, that there is even a Florida Man wiki page on Know Your Meme. 

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34 Good, Bad, and Horrifically Ugly Moments From "Florida Man"

Florida Man, you are one crazy silly bastard. 

Because of a strange attribute of the English language, many headlines in America about men from that state end up looking like they are committed by the same individual, named Florida Man. Why do all these things happen to men in Florida? No one knows for sure, but we suspect it is something in the water.

All the times that "Florida Man" dominated news headlines with pure crazy kinds of crime.
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10 Hilarious Comics Inspired By Crazy "Florida Man" News Headlines

Ah, the good 'ol hero we deserve, but really don't want. 

Florida Man has grown into a full blown meme, with screen shots of the headline counting as memes and posted online for their surreal absurdity. There is even a Florida Man Know Your Meme page and also a Florida Man subreddit. There will probably even be some Facebook challenge in the future where people are tricked into giving their birthdays in order to see the Florida man article that matches their big day.

Funny web comics inspired by crazy news headlines involving the crime scene in Florida.
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The Hilarious Misadventures and Misdeeds of 'Florida Man'

Oh Florida. 

Aside from the fact that half the state is under water or the fact that there are alligators in people's backyards, Florida sure seems like a nice place. Well that and all the Florida Man headlines that seem to get crazier as time goes on. Either the police in Florida are extremely talented at catching crazies, or criminals in Florida are simply crazy themselves. But the nice weather makes up for it all.

Funny florida man headlines that are out of this world and out of your state
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