This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.
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Via NewsFunnies
Ladies and gentleman, the future President of the United States.
Everyone loves a good news blooper and everyone loves a good fart, so how could you not win with this video. So when this rambunctious youngster beaming with potential decided to spice up this weather report with a spicy little fart, he wasn't just doing it for his own amusement, he was doing it for all of us.
"Are you sure? Are you crazy sure?" the future leader of the free world asks the smug meteorologist about his report before farting right on his leg.
No, the future commander-in-chief is not buying it. The president of the future responded by farting on the weatherman and reminding him of the plight of the American farmer.
"Ca ca!" he screamed before the weatherman could answer. "Remember there are farms everywhere and toots."
Yes, there are farms and toots everywhere, future Mr. President, and because of that, you have my vote.
Via AsapSCIENCE
Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.
You've probably heard that one before, when you were ripping a real stinker in the car and rolling the windows up because you're a sadist.
But why do you like torturing innocent bystanders of your disgusting gas? Honestly, being subjected to your farts should be considered torture. Liking your farts is akin to waterboarding. You're a war criminal. You and your farts should sit before an international tribunal.
Yes, you.
Anyway, this video explains why you're such a sicko. ASAP Science continues to do great work in under five minutes.
"It wasn't my fart, I swear."
One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him.
His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."
Via Huffington Post
Via Huffington Post:
A 15-year-old boy at a high school in Staten Island, New York received eight stitches after a 17-year-old girl allegedly beat him with a metal stool. The row between the students exploded Monday after the girl accused the boy of farting on her, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reported.
