Everyone knows that person who, no matter what they do or eat, has a weapon of mass destruction in their gut. These people are the ones you call when you want to clear a room or violate the Geneva convention. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/petty revenge subreddit by the butt-blaster, Redditor u/GassyMcThrowaway, whose “throwaway” account is aptly named.

If you don't think farts are funny, you're untrustworthy. Think about it. It's one of the only sources of humor that's completely universal and no one gets hurt permanently. There's absolutely no downside. So if you're out here saying this is childish, moronic, and only idiots could find this funny, you are right and you need to find some different company. Now here's a waffle maker that also makes farts.

Finally a reason to recoil at an empty room.

The Barons of Beef. The Furors of Flatulence.

So much ouch.

They got to the bottom of it.