Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.
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Is offending someone's grandma worse than eating soup the noxious soup she made out of rotten chicken, soy sauce and boiled eggs? For some people it was. It's actually amazing what kind of food atrocities some people will put themselves through to save face. It's harrowing, in a gross sort of way.
Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.
Twitter User @allieward, started a viral Twitter thread when she complained to Macy's about the recent release of their "portion control" plates in stores. The feedback was largely one of disapproval, and people really started getting into it in the comments section. Eventually Macy's intervenes, and announces that they will in fact be removing the plates from all stores cause they "missed the mark" on this one. What do you think? A bunch of overreacting and unnecessary drama, or did Macy's cross the line on this one.
Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods.
Via Yes Theory
Last week, the internet was pranked with this photo of a supposed Justin Bieber eating a burrito the wrong way. The real question is, was it a convincing fake or did we just want to belieb it? We're gonna have to go with both. Anyway, props to Yes Theory for the artful crafting of a viral prank.
Via skippy62able
I'm glad that someone shined a light on this.
YouTuber skippy62able aka L.A. Beast wanted to find out how many lightbulbs a human can eat in 10 minutes. It seems painful, but he's got a bottle of Crystal Pepsi to wash down all that glass. This is what Darwin had in mind when he put the idea of natural selection into the world.
One can imagine 150 years from now when all the world is a barren wasteland, only those who can consume glass will survive. Is the L.A. Beast the next phase of human evolution. Short answer: Yes.
Via Tyler Beach
Now that this baby's has experienced the only real joy in life, it's all downhill from here. At least he's in good company:
