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Who cares about cats or whatever else pets people have when you could watch these little lords of trash open-mouth chew some bananas. God it sounds weird it's like a typewriter made of mouths.

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Vegan Stepdaughter Can't Stand that Cat Isn't Vegan

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

Vegan stepdaughter can't stand that cat eats meat | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/headachebrewing 20 hours ago AITA telling my stepdaughter she's absolutely under no circumstances allowed switch out my cats food vegan food even though she's losing weight because sight normal cat food makes her sick? Not hole Sorry appalling title. My stepdaughter is living with my husband and next year. Shes an educated young professional who's saving up buy her own home.
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Stupid Things Restaurants Used Instead of Dishes

One of the things we don't miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

Dumb objects and things restaurants served food on | pieces of broccoli stuck to barbed wire on a plate | mini burgers served on the back of an electric guitar
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Trees Munching on Stuff

When it comes to man made stuff versus trees, it's easy for us to win the battle, but over time, vegetation wins the war. In only a few years trees overgrow the stuff we shove into them and cover them with, and it looks remarkably like they're straight up eating it. It's common to see hungry trees enveloping stuff.

Trees overgrowing signs and objects so it looks like they're eating them | a red round car road sign with a tree trunk growing around it so that it's halfway swallowed hidden in the bark
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Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

Family orders the same dish repeatedly, and assumes that they'll only be charged once | Family racks up $100 bill because they don't understand ordering same dish multiple times does not mean only get charged once Long Boy oh boy, some people. Obligatory: On mobile, TL;DR at bottom. This happened yesterday. All prices are Canadian dollars, convert before say 's expensive.
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Dad Asks If He's Wrong For Upsetting Vegan Daughter With His Bacon Cooking

After this dad already made a few compromises, his teenage daughter is demanded a completely meat-free household. Seems like a nice time. The internet weighed in. Like any subculture, some folks take things to the extreme, like this vegan who accused their friend of appropriating vegan culture for wanting to eat tofu.

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People Share The Wrong Ways to Eat Food

Here are just a bunch of observed food crimes, as well as really horrible ideas to get you kicked out of the break room. People can be very particular about food, and a small mistake will make you like wildly out of place. People have witnessed some food atrocities, and in turn, sometimes people get a food wrong but carry on with it anyway.

People on askreddit share the wrong ways to eat certain foods
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Tumblr Thread Does The Math On Eating "A Whole Jesus"

Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.

Tumblr thread answers the question how many wafers and wine it would take to eat jesus' body weight.
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People Tell The Grossest Things They've Eaten out of Politeness

Is offending someone's grandma worse than eating soup the noxious soup she made out of rotten chicken, soy sauce and boiled eggs? For some people it was. It's actually amazing what kind of food atrocities some people will put themselves through to save face. It's harrowing, in a gross sort of way.

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Angry Vegan Tells Non-Vegan That She Can't Eat Tofu Cause It's Appropriation

This angry vegan went ahead and told off a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu, because it's wrongful appropriation. With all due respect, this angry vegan brought it on themselves! 

An angry vegan tells a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu because it's appropriation.
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21 Workers and Customers Share Their Amazing and/or Dreadful Buffet Stories

Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.

buffet story about person filling shirt with chicken wings
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Macy's Collection Of Portion Control Plates Removed From Stores After Multiple Complaints

Twitter User @allieward, started a viral Twitter thread when she complained to Macy's about the recent release of their "portion control" plates in stores. The feedback was largely one of disapproval, and people really started getting into it in the comments section. Eventually Macy's intervenes, and announces that they will in fact be removing the plates from all stores cause they "missed the mark" on this one. What do you think? A bunch of overreacting and unnecessary drama, or did Macy's cross the line on this one. 

Twitter users get angry at Macy's for their "portion control" plates.
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Woman's Twitter Thread On "Depression Meals" Gets Many Relatable Answers

Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods. 

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Last week, the internet was pranked with this photo of a supposed Justin Bieber eating a burrito the wrong way. The real question is, was it a convincing fake or did we just want to belieb it? We're gonna have to go with both. Anyway, props to Yes Theory for the artful crafting of a viral prank.

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I'm glad that someone shined a light on this. 

YouTuber skippy62able aka L.A. Beast wanted to find out how many lightbulbs a human can eat in 10 minutes. It seems painful, but he's got a bottle of Crystal Pepsi to wash down all that glass. This is what Darwin had in mind when he put the idea of natural selection into the world.

One can imagine 150 years from now when all the world is a barren wasteland, only those who can consume glass will survive. Is the L.A. Beast the next phase of human evolution. Short answer: Yes. 

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